Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“Sir, the sun is still shining, but only on the other side of the world.” “You’re fake news. Look around. It’s dark.” 070
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Based on all the turnover in government positions with this administration, we call her “Acting First Lady Natalie Harp” 084
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“Narrowly covering the spread, we have the downfall of our Republic and Western Society which is brought to you by Kalshi. And don’t forget, it’s an all new episode of NCIS tomorrow.” 000
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just like now where Apple polices Samsung, Pepsi polices Coke and GM polices Ford. Industry will always have a level playing field 000
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Dude is a walking comment section who just repeats “fight me, bro” 1652
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comDoctor - MASH SceneALT: Doctor - MASH Scene 000
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Really doing a great job of undermining Speaker’s Johnson’s claim of the most productive congress ever. Keep talking, Rick 011
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Immediately thought of this 😆static.klipy.comLast Action Hero 180ALT: Last Action Hero 180 000
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 26/09/2026At this point, I’d expect Trump to say Iran was supposed to send out those $5000 checks he promised 081
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 22/09/2026There was a commercial (Tide I think) a while back where a family was talking about the aftermath of a natural disaster and the value of being able to put on clean clothes. Always resonated with me. 010
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Probably misspelled “Processor” but thought it made him look smart 000
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Gov Tate Reeves might want to get remeasured for his suit 000
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You mean fart around at your golf course while we all go broke trying to survive? 000
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Probably wouldn’t matter because he’s still mad about the new kickoff rules 010
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My man looks like he asks what the drink specials are at his kid’s ballet recital 000
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My man looks like he spends more than a questionable amount of time sorting whites and colors in his laundry 0281
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 15/09/2026So, just for random future reference as I’m sure this will never come up again: if a president’s relative accepts lavish gifts from a foreign power, it’s all above board assuming no one else in the president’s family knows who it is. Got it 171
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It all makes sense when we started calling it Choke ‘n Puke years ago 010
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Want to see how AI has infiltrated every corner of this administration? Try to compare current congressional hearings like these to people who argue with bots on social media. 000
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Bet all them good ol’ boys are gonna think twice before they start rolling coal 000
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Whether it’s cigarettes, forever chemicals, even home loans, any sort of self-regulation is a joke. As long as companies have shareholders or a board to answer to and not the public, they won’t deny themselves a chance for financial success. And those controlling regulators now are too in the pocket 030
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 09/09/2026A human induced Y2K to save us from the machines. Gotta admit it would make a great TV movie 051
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I feel like there should be a word with more vilification than cronyism. With every truth uncovered, it just keeps getting worse 020
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 04/09/2026My man looks like his communion is brisket and bud light 000
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 04/09/2026In a couple days, she’ll probably be fighting Natalie for Trump’s attention 180
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 04/09/2026If you thought the 250th celebration was like a turd in the punchbowl, just wait for this forthcoming travesty 0171
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 03/09/2026“We f*cked up bad, but not that bad so you’re welcome” is a solid strategy 010
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Nice to see it’s only newsworthy because of his dad who has been dead over 45 years. Also, it’s the Tribune so I expect this sort of dumbassery. 020
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I’m sorry, but “A bunch of spouses on social media…” has to be one the WORST qualifiers for sources in an article. May as well read “According to ChatGPT…” 020
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My man looks like he says he’s “a bible salesman” but not The Bible salesman 010
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 31/08/2026“Which in turn will make it more expensive and creating a vicious cycle that will decimate your entire financial stability. We are now basically drug lords” 010
Reposted by MikeLeah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form 349162043298
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The guy who just demonstrated he can’t remember how old he is thinks the other guy is a “gold mine of content” 070
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 31/08/2026DUFFY: We’re finally addressing the current crisis afflicting our entire nation! ME: War? Oil prices? Grocery prices? Energy prices? Fuel prices? Unlawful deportation? Government funded domestic spying? DUFFY: The anti-idling button in your car will be a thing of the past. ME: … 021
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 30/08/2026So, we’re putting Cornyn down as supporting Talarico? I’m good with that 141
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The slander of the mentally unstable convicted felon currently occupying the illegally partially demolished White House, no matter how accurate, will not go unnoticed 000
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 28/08/2026My man looks like he gives out stock trading tips to kids instead of candy at Halloween 000
Mike @fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social · 27/08/2026What an embarrassing insufferable self-fellating orange fuck-wit he is 020
