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Once more with feelers @feelers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The salad bar at the work cafeteria charges for dressing by weight but condiments are free 25 feet away. Quitting my actual job to go into honey mustard arbitrage trading.
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Once more with feelers @feelers.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
And I’m not giving it back, Wegmans! Hahahahahahahaha
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Once more with feelers @feelers.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Controversial Tonys opinion: a truly relevant art form wouldn’t need presenters to keep saying how relevant it is
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Once more with feelers @feelers.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Yeah but is he catholic?
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Jonathan Kennedy @getradified.net · 14/04/2025
lol at Matt Yglesias forgetting to switch to his sock puppet account
Series of Bluesky posts:

Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias.bsky.social
Some of the big ideas I've been associated with in my career:
1. Supply and demand applies to housing
2. People like politicians who take popular positions
3. Police help prevent crime
4. The Orange Man is bad
5. China's large population matters a lot for power politics

Matthew Yglesias (reply to above post)
@mattyglesias.bsky.social
I sincerely cannot think of a less provocative, less trolly thinker than Yglesias whose whole thing is mostly just to insist that obviously true things are in fact true.

The Gripe Gazette @gripegazette.bsky.social
Forgot to switch to a sock puppet account?

Large text on top from Felix Biederman’s Instagram account reading “sometimes you have to be your own biggest fan”
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
they separated butterball into his component parts
the butterball cenobite from hellraiserelon musk and donald trump
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
"Over the weekend, agents of the government entered a legal resident’s home without a warrant and arrested him, and then flew him a thousand miles away without notifying his family or lawyers about his whereabouts for a day. If you read about it in any other country, you would know what to call it."
splinter.com
The Disappearances Have Begun
Splinter is your home for news and opinions that challenge power in our political and economic system that's becoming more unhinged each and every day.
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Once more with feelers @feelers.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
The fortune I got after deciding to have a fortune cookie for dinner
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Once more with feelers @feelers.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Back then, gay meant happy
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Pentagon Flags WWII Plane That Nuked Japan as Woke
The Department of Defense is flagging photos of the Tuskegee Airmen and "Enola Gay" bomber in its purge of DEI content.
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Once more with feelers @feelers.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
This guy has a portrait of an aging, decrepit penis in his attic for sure
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
this just played on tv with no audio and almost killed me
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Once more with feelers @feelers.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
NEW: RFK Jr.'s "radical transparency" means ending a 54-year-old transparency policy. A Nixon-era policy gave the public the ability to comment on HHS decisions relating to “public property, loans, grants, benefits, or contracts.“ RFK Jr. ended that on Friday. www.lawdork.com/p/rfk-jr-rad...
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RFK Jr.'s "radical transparency" means ending a 54-year-old transparency policy
The Nixon-era policy gave the public the ability to comment on HHS decisions relating to “public property, loans, grants, benefits, or contracts.“ RFK Jr. ended that on Friday.
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Frame #17300 from S04 -E01 - Michiba Spotlight-628195
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Dr. Larissa @rissarwx.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
All probationary federal employees at NOAA’s EMC that’s responsible for keeping all US weather model systems running have been fired with 1 hours notice. And that includes me and colleagues. We will not go quietly because we care about the NOAA mission to protect the public.
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Once more with feelers @feelers.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Explaining vagina dentata to the pub quiz team
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Once more with feelers @feelers.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Chances that Elon Musk thinks severance is a cool idea and possible? 100%
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👹 Other Sammy 👹 @swizzard.pizza · 23/02/2025
YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time
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sadie 🇵🇸 @sadie.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Q: Oh and 007? Do try not to break your Spy Wrist Watch Secret Watch Concealed Laser Best Watch For Spies Operatives Thieves Students Smart Watch Time Piece
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Once more with feelers @feelers.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
The two genders
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Frame #45100 from S04 -E13 - Battle Milk-628207
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Once more with feelers @feelers.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Real mask-off stuff am I right
Photo of office building with sign reading “BOGART WEALTH”
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I wrote about the idiotic and anti-human vision that is currently replacing the republic. I will now go back to thinking about what a cleansing flood might look like. defector.com/billionaire-...
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Billionaire Dipshit And His Strike Team Of Greasy Beavises Are Stripping The Wires From The Federal Government | Defector
The most important thing to know about both the chittering Renfields gnawing through the ductwork of the American administrative state and the billionaire sociopath they serve is that they don’t care....
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Once more with feelers @feelers.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
HDMI-ass exhaust port
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Once more with feelers @feelers.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
This cat wanted to send her mother to jail for one thousand years
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Once more with feelers @feelers.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Saw a longer version of this ad that began with a woman wrapping herself up in the American flag, thought it was a dystopian fever dream
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CIS Secure - Solutions and Services That Protect America's Most Vital Assets
YouTube video by CIS Secure
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I demand that Chuck Schumer be digitized and uploaded so he can take back control of government systems from inside the computer realm
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Once more with feelers @feelers.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Yo, Panera, you sure 10 surveillance cameras is enough for the entry area of your store? Why not 11?
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Once more with feelers @feelers.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Good news everybody, the universe would be dead long before an infinite number of monkeys managed to type the works of Shakespeare. Another win for human exceptionalism!
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A numerical evaluation of the Finite Monkeys Theorem
The Infinite Monkeys Theorem has long-established the eventual certainty of the complete works of William Shakespeare being reproduced by a monkey ran…
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Once more with feelers @feelers.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
If you’re cold they’re cold
Flamingo sculpture in snow
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Frame #9150 from S05 -E26 - Clam-629284
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Once more with feelers @feelers.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Furniture repair how-to video, or 1970s British stag film?
Screenshot of title card from YouTube video reading “fixing the wife’s sagging drawers”
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Once more with feelers @feelers.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Signing up only to find out no one cares enough to block you, an unrecoverable psychological blow
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Once more with feelers @feelers.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I thought “helpsy” was the stupidest thing I’d ever seen until I read “rate this bin”
A clothing recycling bin with a label on it branded “Helpsy”
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Once more with feelers @feelers.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Watching Le Samourai (1967), saying to myself “I bet that hotel had amazing sandwiches”
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Its a red headed woman in a black bra with a white dress on wading in a god damn river stating "I gave birth in a river and got a bad infection" trad wives insanity or hippy dippy bullshit insanity idk they look the same now pregnancy pregnant babies don't do this
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Frame #43750 from S05 -E07 - Battle Angler-629265
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Once more with feelers @feelers.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
How can posts be this bad
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Angie Rasmussen @angierasmussen.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
My replies are perpetually full of anti-vaxxers these days telling me about polio vaccines. Not shockingly, most of what they are saying is wrong. Luckily, I trained with Vincent Racaniello & he taught me a few things about poliovirus. So let’s discuss the king of the Picornaviridae👇🏻
Picture of a plaque assay (purple field with clear holes) showing gorgeous poliovirus plaques
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Frame #66200 from S06 -E15 - Battle Tomato-629298
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Once more with feelers @feelers.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
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Andrew Jupin @jupinwhm.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Thinking back to that 30 Rock joke where Jack tells Liz there’s a special emergency number for the rich and everyone else has to use 9-1-1.
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Once more with feelers @feelers.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Chris Christie says he saw drone above his home
Two panels: Top, headline from northjersey.com reading “Chris Christie says he saw drone above his home amid reports of strange lights in NJ.” Bottom: Michael Corleone from the Godfather 2, seated, drone hovering above his right shoulder, captioned “Above my own home, where my children come and play with their toys.”
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Once more with feelers @feelers.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I don’t think younger people can understand the experience of watching The Wrath of Khan in the theater and then like a year later seeing posters for something called The Search for Spock and it’s like what the fuck are you talking about, dude’s dead. We all saw it.
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Once more with feelers @feelers.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I saw Ramaswamy at a Shake Shack and he took a sip of a shake and it must have been too cold because he started hopping around on one foot so I said “I’m a federal employee, Vivek, spit it into my mouth, SPIT IT INTO MY MOUTH.”
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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Yes, that's correct, officer... the tag.
A mattress making a phone call from a telephone booth.
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Evan Williams @evanwritescars.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!
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em dash dual wielder @juicyb3rry.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
my neck my back my CEO attack
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