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Douglas Dollars

@favorite.cat
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ID: @yourfondestlove in Twitter and Instagram Regardless of my commentary, this account has nothing to do with my professional work as a grave digger / professional keyboardist within Google Cloud, so don’t be dumb. 🆘 650-448-9052 / doug@favorite.cat

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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 15/09/2026
/whispers “More computer” It makes logical sense, but I'm amazed that Apple's cheapest lowest-spec'd laptop (MacBook Neo), out-performs a machine I paid $3200 for in 2020 by ~1.6-3x on a pile of benchmarks.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 12/09/2026
"Now that we have an outsized market position. I think you all should chill on trying to beat us." Amazing timing. Amodei pushing for this right before becoming an enterprise-software multi-billionaire. Advocating for slowing the costly side of his biz to routinely extract godly recurring revenues.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 09/09/2026
Today I'm saying "Dynamic Disjunctive Faceting" which is fancy speak for "When you click on one filter, another one updates"
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 04/09/2026
Looking like a genius repeatedly to people asking questions because I learned how to read banners at the top of applications and web apps when I was ten.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 02/09/2026
Bad day for the haters in my life
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
@getfiscal

me: "So, Karl Marx, that’s basically what the world is like in 2018. What's your analysis of the situation? Is capitalism still doomed?”

Karl Marx: “Holy shit, you went to the moon?"

me: “Does communism still have a future?”

Karl Marx: “The moon in the fucking sky?"
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
stayed up too late inventing Peanut Butter 1.5. Going to be tired tomorrow but it was worth it
1 jar of peanut butter and 1 jar of peanut butter 2
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Colin McMillen @mcmillen.dev · 28/01/2025
folks blaming google for "capitulating" on this don't understand that there are 195 countries on the planet & G shows different labels for geographical features to *everyone* depending on their language & country. why would they make a special exception for the US just because we voted in a dumbass
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 27/08/2026
27 index cards on the desk before 10:45am. Lookin' like the damn notebook from Se7en up in here.
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
three hundred and thirty million books
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 25/08/2026
it's possible to live a life where everyone grieves its end
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 24/08/2026
I made a great new recipe called two glasses of wine on your porch, lying down in the dappled shade of a warm afternoon
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
tech has gotten so good that people assume the funny robotics competition fires are ai fakes
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 20/08/2026
Me finishing up sixteen spreadsheets that I started at 2pm
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 19/08/2026
"Can your elder relative tell you about someone from another culture without imitating their accent" Challenge
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 17/08/2026
AI will win against humans because they live without our innate human nature of needing to organize data, align stakeholders, and increase shareholder value.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 17/08/2026
Don't forget: I believe in you
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
the theory of relativity works in ways you wouldn't expect. for example if you eat Combos at high velocity (in a car trip) they will energize you, but if you eat them at zero velocity (at home) they will drain your life essence
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 15/08/2026
4:49pm on a Friday. Finally done today's eight meetings and six impromptu "quick chats" and can finally start work!
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 12/08/2026
Siri, what's the emoji for “no shit, idiot”?
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 06/08/2026
Amazing. I think I just got this. What a time to be alive
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 01/08/2026
Saving this as memory of that two week span in July where I was going to own cleanpiss(dot)biz and cleanurine(dot)com until doing enough research to know that a great number of states would absolutely want to speak to me in a legally troublesome fashion. Another dream deferred.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 31/07/2026
Man, don't make me bust out the Venn diagrams to show where you're mistaking the location of your request. #business #boyyyyyyy
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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
let me tell you about a little science communicator using AI named Every Working Mathematician and Software Engineer
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 31/07/2026
This is the plot of a potentially good Nic Cage movie.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 26/07/2026
Just happy for another day without flash mobs
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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
it's not 'the politically homeless'; it's 'those experiencing political homelessness'
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 24/07/2026
Absolutely cracked up when Matt Damon said, “Odyssey? You oughta see deez apples”
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 22/07/2026
First basketball designed to get your wallet and chain taken.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 22/07/2026
Google Cloud is now: - 20.68% of all Alphabet revenue (which itself is growing), and accelerating. - Producing an ARR of $99,072,000,000. When I started in early 2016 we were financially 1% as strong. What a decade.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 17/07/2026
I will always laugh at the characters Edi Patterson just pulls out of thin air. I have no way to resist it.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 15/07/2026
Cleanpiss(.)com is open if anyone wants to market themselves as “#1 in #1”
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 14/07/2026
Let's go to a magic show and behave as though it’s real
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 09/07/2026
Remembering the time a coworker called everyone to the lunch room. She was quitting to follow her dream of traveling the world. Everyone was so happy for her! Two sentences later, she asked for everyone to contribute to her travel fund. I've never felt a room's entire energy shift so quickly before
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 07/07/2026
Are they going to be acquired by Stripe?
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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
now to think about how humans come to conclusions
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 05/07/2026
inshallah
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 04/07/2026
Portland 4th of July: attending a hardcore show and fundraiser at a biker bar / best hotdog spot in town, before fireworks. Patriotism remains strong. events.ticketleap.com/tickets/kult...
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HARD PILL PRESENTS THE PEOPLE’S COOKOUT AT BIKE OR BAR
Hard Pill Presents The People's Cookout on July 4th 2026 at Bike or Bar in Portland, Oregon! Come celebrate this lovely day with music by Hard Pill, MouthFeel, SunWell, and Here's To Hoping followed ...
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 30/06/2026
Saying perverse stuff like =IFERROR(IF(I2<>"", XLOOKUP(I2, C:C, D:D), 1/0), IFERROR(IF(H2<>"", XLOOKUP(H2, B:B, D:D), 1/0), IFERROR(IF(G2<>"", XLOOKUP(G2, A:A, D:D), 1/0), "")))
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 28/06/2026
Free art idea: genies coming out of modern vessels: white monster energy can, vape pod, LED lightbulbs, etc.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 27/06/2026
I’m basically an expert in detecting when movies aren’t using real dinosaurs.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 26/06/2026
It's not a priority if you can't prioritize
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 22/06/2026
Give me seven minutes in that Criterion Closet and you won't be able to let anyone into it again, celebrity or not. 🥵🎬
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 22/06/2026
To celebrate Father’s Day, I put on a polo and stood in the middle of a restaurant watching sports on the TV with my arms crossed, looking concerned but doing nothing as someone needed help.
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
you: Please, dr moreau. your unholy creations are an affront to god. creatures of land should not combine with creatures of the sea. a baby belongs with its mother sheep, not imprisoned within a pearlescent shell until you see fit to pry open its hinges dr moreau: clamb
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 18/06/2026
a pre-conscious aversion to helping anyone even potentially on the 30 under 30 list is a strong alignment signal
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 17/06/2026
For more than a decade I’ve been living two years in the future at Google Cloud, so it’s funny that a substantial award took a year to arrive. If you’re a customer of distinct size, and want to know what 2028 will feel like, bang my line any time: raddude@google.com And now back to work.
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