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Douglas Dollars

@favorite.cat
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ID: @yourfondestlove in Twitter and Instagram Regardless of my commentary, this account has nothing to do with my professional work as a grave digger / professional keyboardist within Google Cloud, so don’t be dumb. 🆘 650-448-9052 / doug@favorite.cat

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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 03/10/2026
✅ Unlicensed pilot. Love to slowly accumulate skills and credentials.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 03/10/2026
Officiating the wedding of two dear friends in a week and I'm calling my shots in the Google Doc for the speech / vows / ring exchange.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 02/10/2026
These guys sold me on old cheese from a Washington university, I trust ‘em. Also, statistically I’ve never contributed to a campaign that has not won, so here we go.
$100 or else I’ll wonder if I am doing too little or too much. I am not a moderate spender, and my emotions tend to get carried away.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 24/08/2026
It’s a complex preparation
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 01/08/2026
Saving this as memory of that two week span in July where I was going to own cleanpiss(dot)biz and cleanurine(dot)com until doing enough research to know that a great number of states would absolutely want to speak to me in a legally troublesome fashion. Another dream deferred.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 11/07/2026
It's gotta suck to be Chris van Tulleken. I had no idea who he was, and it seems he's best known as a brother of someone else.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 05/07/2026
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 17/06/2026
For more than a decade I’ve been living two years in the future at Google Cloud, so it’s funny that a substantial award took a year to arrive. If you’re a customer of distinct size, and want to know what 2028 will feel like, bang my line any time: raddude@google.com And now back to work.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 15/06/2026
Sunday making my robot build a canonical* source for the works of a 13th century poet spanning four languages *(as much as one can, legally)
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 07/06/2026
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 18/05/2026
Bodybuilders call it muscle confusion
Nearly 9lbs of licorice
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 23/04/2026
Thoughts from today
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 22/04/2026
If you spot me at Google Cloud Next this week, let’s make a secret handshake. I’ll be helping run the Developer Theater. Tech checks today went well and I can’t wait to see what happens when 35,000 cloud maniacs roll over everything available.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 18/04/2026
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 14/02/2026
Support your local X-Files themed drag show.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 06/02/2026
Happy Friday
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 06/02/2026
Every day, Discogs offers me hope, then despair. Someday someone will misprice one of these albums and I will Swoop In.
Kaseem Ryan made a few fantastic albums before passing away. Some were released on vinyl, and they are incredibly rare and costly, while being freely available on streaming platforms.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 05/02/2026
Influenced to buy 7.5lbs of fascist-fighting cheese by absolutely Normal Men: a Douglas Dollars mystery.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 18/01/2026
Those who know, know.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 18/01/2026
(literally) half my YouTube Watch Later playlist are bean recipes. It's bean season.
"How to Make Movie Theater Popcorn At Home: The LAST Popcorn Video You'll EVER Need!" by Half-Ass Movie Podcast (1.6M views, 1 year ago). Thumbnail shows a man with a large bowl of popcorn.

"2025 World Championships of Shoe Shining | London Super Trunk Show 2025 | Kirby Allison" by Kirby Allison (218K views, 4 months ago). Thumbnail shows men in suits at a formal event with shoe shining stations.

"Zen and the Art of Bean Cookery" by Internet Shaquille (194K views, 6 months ago). Thumbnail shows a man with a mustache in an apron, surrounded by floating beans.

"The Best Chili to Make Right Now" by Derek Sarno (70K views, 1 month ago). Thumbnail shows a ladle serving a thick, reddish chili from a pot.

"How to Cook Pasta with Lentils: Authentic Italian Lentil Soup (One Pot)" by Giovanni Siracusa (305K views, 3 weeks ago). Thumbnail shows a man holding a bowl of lentil and pasta soup.

"Northern Soul Tutorial: Two Basic Moves (Full Online Course Available)" by Aranivah (314K views, 3 years ago). Thumbnail shows a woman demonstrating dance moves.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 31/12/2025
What a fantastic moment for Canada. So proud that a man who openly criticized a Prime Minister to his face is recognized to the Order of Canada. Photo: Nardwuar supporting Andrew WK at the Avenue Theatre, Edmonton Alberta June 27, 2009
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 14/12/2025
Discogs wantlists alert emails are cruel sometimes.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 26/11/2025
Holiday card progress
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 15/11/2025
Been throwing this one up since 2015
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 01/11/2025
I gave out 25 pounds this year, but those three aren't from me. It's become too much of a 'thing' so I'm probably swapping to onions next year.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 04/10/2025
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
"I'm strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm" of course you do. You're twelve.
"I don't want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal" hell yeah homie you're twelve. "Maybe if there's crime we should just send the army" bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 27/09/2025
Reporting live from the war-torn city.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 26/09/2025
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 05/08/2025
A nice bit of art showed up, via www.sundaynobody.com (I got #30)
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 05/08/2025
Productive day.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 03/07/2025
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 02/07/2025
He's also never, not even once, talked about that freaky clown from the movie IT. Sickening!
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 08/05/2025
Just what mom needs, a(n admittedly good) tactical flashlight from China.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 29/04/2025
Good luck to the EIGHTEEN parties on the Federal ballot in Canada tonight.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 28/01/2025
@arbitral.bsky.social I think you were on of the people who got the original gold pin. Working on the upgrade, and will bug you for a mailing address when these come in (probably around March)
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 27/01/2025
Having some fun, more to come
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 16/01/2025
Hacker voice: I'm in (Holy moly, it worked.) I might share some of the goofiest stuff but will not be sharing the whole thing. It's good to let those years sleep. Also looks like I was able to get in up until 2010, but had not been posting.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 31/12/2024
Manifesting for 2025
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 31/12/2024
New year, new me
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 26/11/2024
Well worth it to be a subscriber to @theonion.com
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 23/11/2024
A reminder that my posts sound like jokes but are always real. Bigfoot really did stomp my grandma’s ass.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 16/11/2024
Bought about 80lbs of bullshit today
Steer manure
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 14/11/2024
📷 photos by Robbie Augspurger
A man touching a trophy, serious about winning A man in black wearing an eye patch and holding a glinting sword by its bladeA man is an ugly striped sweater holding a sword vertically with both hands on the hilt A man holding a trophy
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 10/11/2024
Depeche Mode, seven years after I’d last seen them, still thrilled
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 07/11/2024
Became a US citizen yesterday, was glad to see the current President on the letter.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 06/11/2024
So the funniest thing is happening today it seems
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 06/11/2024
Absolutely funny appointment timing today. My last interview before becoming citizen.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 06/11/2024
B-but John Oliver ‘DESTROYED’ him with this? And Kamala was brat? How did these strategies for governance not work?!
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 01/11/2024
Also pencils. Candy is also an option.
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Douglas Dollars @favorite.cat · 01/11/2024
Visitors get to choose: sidewalk chalk, potatoes, highlighters, glue sticks, or cards with my dog on them.
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