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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Which of these should I get tattooed on my back?

Animated dog The Tramp from Lady & The Tramp

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Just hit me that the lick from "Choosin' Texas" borrows heavily from "Two Tickets To Paradise".

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A friend of mine is getting really into gambling. On one hand, I don't approve of this behavior, but on the other hand I don't want to engage in slot shaming.

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My "the eggs we carry are not affected by the current recall" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt

grocery store printed sign hanging in eggs section that reads "shop with confidence. The eggs we carry are *not* affected by the current recall."

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ha! That saxophone is getting louder and louder! 🤣🤣🤣🎷

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

shave a horse; ride a cowboy

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Which one is it, Eagles? Take it easy? or Take it to the limit??

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Is the theft of Parsons' body considered Gram Larceny?

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

How are all those people who "got tremors from the covid vaccine" doing?

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Inflation is out of control! That's just my five cents.

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

PLEASE tell me there's an Ozzy tribute from Australia called Aussie Osborne.

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I work in clothes manufacturing for nuns. It's a good job, but it's habit forming.

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

(Chappell Roan voice) 🎵 six dollar gas / i'm gonna keep on driving despite six dollar gas / wish I wasn't gigging way in West Hollywood / can't afford to keep working due to six dollar gas / six dollar gas 🎵

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Bösendorfer? You Bösenbroughter

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

breaking: Kneecap is leaving the Ed Sheeran tour

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

baby / yesterday's favorite / don't you hate it 🎹

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I wonder if the flat VI chord in 'I Saw Her Standing There' is borrowed from the one in 'Peggy Sue'.

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

psilocybin mushroom cloud

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Paul Simonon and Art Garfunkel

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I'm sorry if I was ever so slightly rude to you after saying "no, thanks" multiple times to your offers to help me move my equipment and then you started "helping" anyway, touching my gear & actively impeding my load out. Not sure how I ever played a gig over the last thirty years without you there.

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Why's it called coffee and not anxie-tea?

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

How'd they get Michael Bolton to sing that carry the flame song?!?!

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The Lee-gend of Zeldin: Ocarina of Time

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I've got the punchline but it's 104° out and my brain is melting so I can't think of a setup: Inde Sleaze

photo of actress inde navarrette half covered in blood

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

bumper sticker on a Ford that says "I bought this before we knew Henry was crazy"

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The Lee-gend of Zeldin: Ocarina of Time

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

They should invent a boomer who can sit still for twenty plus minutes and listen to & follow instructions.

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Started off feeling weird that I was the only masked person in this entire airport until some dude in the bathroom didn't wash his hands. #vindicated

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

perhaps an unpopular opinion, but I dont want a wurlitzer electric piano to have a variable rate tremolo. If God had intended us to be able to change the rate, He would have made wurlis that way starting in 1954. 🙅🏻‍♂️

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Getting drunk on cheese? More like getting ine-brie-ated

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Please replace nozzle after fueling? Where am I gonna find a new gas pump nozzle?!?

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Please consider the environment before AI summarizing this email.

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

PG-13 movies get stuck in Development Heck.

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

They should invent a movie where you can hear the dialogue.

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It's probably not the heat in hell that really gets ya; it's the humidity.

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Fudge is gross. There, I said it.

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

the exploding microplastic inevitable

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I hope this email finds you in a well

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Doug @dougorgan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

One way to try to keep cool during this heat wave is add a fan to your home. This way your home becomes a convection oven instead of a regular oven. Like and subscribe for more tips!

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