FaustMN @faustmn.bsky.social · 16hThis makes sense because Trump definitely has this detailed understanding of the Starlink technology. 000
FaustMN @faustmn.bsky.social · 20hIt’s good that a private U.S. citizen has direct influence on global conflicts, and can circumvent the government and military on a whim, right? 000
FaustMN @faustmn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026One of the key tenets of the Republican party is "poor people have it too good." 000
Reposted by FaustMNOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026a strong man a powerful man a man with tears in his eyes -- he came to me and said "sir, we have never seen beef prices this high before sir, thank you sir for raising the beef prices sir" 36216
FaustMN @faustmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The only thing more inconceivable than a Matchbox movie is that there isn’t a competing Hot Wheels movie. 000
Reposted by FaustMNDC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026“WE’RE MAKING IT UP,” REVEALS FRENCH-SPEAKING INSIDER Major Romance Language “Just Vibes” 3515
FaustMN @faustmn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Everyone lay off Pete Hegseth. If he wants to surround himself with smooth-shaven, muscular, high-T men, that is his right as an American! 010
FaustMN @faustmn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Universities are definitely where wage theft is most rampant. Moron town. 000
FaustMN @faustmn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'm thinking a weekly, 3-minute segment on a local 5:00 pm news broadcast. Andy Rooney style. Call it "Thorn in my Side" or a better version that makes sense. 020
FaustMN @faustmn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026EveryLibrary strongly supports the resolution introduced by Representative Jamie Raskin and Senator Brian Schatz defending the freedom to read, write, learn, and access information without government censorship. Via @everylibrary.bsky.social www.everylibrary.org/bannedresolu...everylibrary.orgStatement in Support of the Resolution Commemorating Banned Books Week.The freedom to read is a fundamental American freedom. 020
FaustMN @faustmn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026@ethaniversonpiano.bsky.social Great show tonight! So fun! 110
Reposted by FaustMNSantiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29/09/2026Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future” 386135952366
Reposted by FaustMNRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Two Schmitt staffers realizing this might be their last day. 1542181153457
FaustMN @faustmn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026World’s Most Punchable Face Coming Ever Closer to Being Punched 000
Reposted by FaustMNHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026How does someone sleep standing up? 6863063651
Reposted by FaustMNMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I hope Zohran Mamdani thanked Benjamin Netanyahu for his UN speech, which only made Mamdani more likable. Even a gift basket would be nice. 243121502118
Reposted by FaustMNmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay 103552478
Reposted by FaustMNThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026‘This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love Seat,’ Says Man Who Would Have Been Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago theonion.com/this-here-is-probably-… 161463109
Reposted by FaustMNAndy Vitek @avitek.bsky.social · 25/09/2026So Nancy Mace is now hosting a podcast called 'Get Maced' in a leather catsuit. And no you did not hallucinate that sentence. 3821756229
FaustMN @faustmn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Shocked that Trump refrained from taking off his shoe and banging it on the podium. 000
Reposted by FaustMNBrandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron 134106552498
FaustMN @faustmn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Super Intelligence: "There are 4 Ks in the word 'strawberry.'" 000
Reposted by FaustMNJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/09/2026Look goddamnit It's entirely possible To eat a plum And not make a poem about it The one I just ate Wasn't even in the Goddamn refrigerator Or anything Sometimes a plum Is just a plum You can just eat it And go on with your life WHAT Why are you looking at me What'd I do now (looks) oh GODDAMNIT 752149305
FaustMN @faustmn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Next president should add their name to everything with Trump’s name on it. 000
Reposted by FaustMNSahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Rep. Ashley Hinson, R-Iowa, who's running for Senate, says the Iran war "needs to be brought to a successful and immediate end." A messaging pivot: Hinson voted NO six times on House resolutions directing Trump to end the Iran war — including as recently as last week. 96886296
FaustMN @faustmn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Quick reminder that he has a trans child. Complete piece of shit. 000
Reposted by FaustMNAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit" 2405218585335
FaustMN @faustmn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Meanwhile at ChatGPT: “Yes. ‘Strawberry’ has seven ‘K’s’” 000
Reposted by FaustMN👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This picture of the Pope at his 40th birthday party is everything to me.x 65245603
FaustMN @faustmn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026@jackiekashian.bsky.social A friendly suggestion: Have Maddy Kelly on The Dork Forest to discuss party planning. Maybe a twofer w Todd Glass? 100
