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Caleb

@fakecalebstokes.bsky.social
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Fallen tenor. Camp director. Sustainable finance bro.

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Caleb @fakecalebstokes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Amateur Hour” 👀
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
To paraphrase Tom Wolfe, we are witnesses one of the great unexplained phenomena of modern astronomy: namely that the dark night of AI-Job-Replacement is always descending on the humanities and yet lands only in math and computer science.
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Caleb @fakecalebstokes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Le Code, c’est moi
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Caleb @fakecalebstokes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
a thought i have sometimes is that AI boosters want the robots to solve the trolley problem and man that is not how that shit works.
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Caleb @fakecalebstokes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They‘re fucking the dogs. They’re fucking the cats.
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politiburb @politiburb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Kash Patel makes it legal for FBI agents to have fucked dogs" is a good one, I have to admit. I can already tell this one has staying power.
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April Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Jets and Giants both win their openers: recession indicator
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If Mandy Patinkin Was a HORRORSE @stonecutter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Kansas Football’s hype video for the Mizzou game features John Brown.
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Kansas Football on Instagram: "It is that deep."
3,504 likes, 40 comments - kufootball on September 10, 2026: "It is that deep.".
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Caleb @fakecalebstokes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
he’s Oscar… dot com…
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Caleb @fakecalebstokes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Auric Goldfinger looking skeptical
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Caleb @fakecalebstokes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Give ‘em HULL!
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What a difference a year makes
CBS News
FDA making plans to end its routine food safety inspections, sources say
By Alexander Tin
Updated on: April 18, 2025 / 11:55 AM EDTNew York Times 
Is It Safe to Eat Lettuce?
Federal health officials have linked a large cyclosporiasis outbreak to shredded lettuce served at Taco Bell. Is lettuce from grocery stores and restaurants OK?
July 2026
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Caleb @fakecalebstokes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My letter Kenny / My lake Ontario / my hockey Shore - KNICKS IN FOUR
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In lieu of flowers they are asking for donations to Dolly’s Imagination Library, which she founded in honor of her illiterate parents. Every enrolled child gets a free book once a month addressed to them, regardless of need. Some 325 million books so far. donate.imaginationlibrary.com
donate.imaginationlibrary.com
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Make a donation and support Dolly Parton's Imagination Library in communities around the world and help put more books into the hands of more children.
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Caleb @fakecalebstokes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Beuck v Gronk quiz bowl take all of my money
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 24/08/2026
This flip in priorities for Texas voters is pretty astonishing.
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Hellscape Navigator @hellscapenavigator.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hear me out…Matt Damon as Gilgamesh, Ben Affleck as Enkidu…
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Caleb @fakecalebstokes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Really looking forward to the 2030 Matt Damon Beowulf discourse
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Sam Ulmschneider @samulmschneider.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Normally I just appreciatively read @jamellebouie.net 's columns-sharable video content just isn't my bag. But this is a very, very, very trenchant piece of commentary that captures a lot of how I increasingly understand the disjunction between the commentary environment and on-the-ground politics.
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The pundits have completely lost the plot
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
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Caleb @fakecalebstokes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
NICE
A politics and poll tracker post of a Sienna poll showing NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani with an approval rating of “69”
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Caleb @fakecalebstokes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Our first unhoused cabinet member. How is this possible in a country of such wealth?! Tragic.
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Caleb @fakecalebstokes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Why is it that same people who shout from the rooftops that strongly worded letters are an insufficient response to Trump shout from the same rooftops that strongly worded letters are a sufficient response to Putin?
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Caleb @fakecalebstokes.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Yes Lord Vader. 99.99% of the Death Star is perfect.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Sorry to lib out but I guess my thought on the Fourth is that if it wasn’t possible for this country to really be an egalitarian multiracial democracy someday, the most disgusting people alive wouldn’t be trying so hard to foreclose that possibility
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This an official Vatican photograph of Leo at Lampedusa, Italy - one of the world’s heaviest migrant sites - where he went this morning to pray for migrants who died at sea. This is after turning down the offer to come to the United States.
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 01/07/2026
TIL the world's new favorite himbo once bought a 13th century copy of one of the Norse Sagas for $150,000, then donated it to the library because "I'm not much of a reader."
Norway striker Erling haaland in a plastic viking helmet
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Caleb @fakecalebstokes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Italy again not really a factor tbh
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Caleb @fakecalebstokes.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Jogging with my squad keeping time like President‘s pool is turnin’ green (President’s pool is turnin‘ green) Distracting us from Jeff Epstein (Distracting us from Jeff Epstein)
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Caleb @fakecalebstokes.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Goose meme dot jpg
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Iran is richer, their nuclear program is undeterred, the Strait will not be open soon, they are forever inclined to close it whenever they like, the regime is not substantially weakened, and the United States’s word is mud. The worst foreign policy choices on our part in 25 years.
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Caleb @fakecalebstokes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!
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Amanda @asnabors.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
KNICKS IN MF 5 @jaykaydee.bsky.social
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Caleb @fakecalebstokes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Hmmm not exactly right but I want to say....Cuckistocracy.
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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I don't know why Trump is a Knicks fan. The Spurs are what kept him out of 'Nam.
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Zach Ota @zachota.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Rekindling the spirit of our forefathers this D-Day anniversary
UNITED
THE WESTERN WORLD FIGHTS FOR FREEDOM
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I just want to point out to any game three Knicks ticket holders that “JEFF-REY EP-STEIN” reads out beautifully to a classic five clap crowd chant
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Caleb @fakecalebstokes.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
More like 420 minutes amirite?
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/05/2026
I have a business card (see attached) but honestly I keep forgetting to bring them with me when I leave the house.
The cat from my Starter Villain cover, with the words:

JOHN SCALZI
The World's Foremost
Hugo-Winning DJ

(I Also Write Stuff)
Available for conventions/weddings
john@scalzi.com

Scalzi.com
You can just google "Scalzi," it works
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
BREAKING: Sen. Ed Markey calls for Trump's impeachment.
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Caleb @fakecalebstokes.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Tom Brady is being programmed by Mugatu to assassinate the prime minister of Malaysia
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
600k a year, over 4 or 5 years, that’s getting up into the mass murder big leagues. Trying to unseat the big H.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
very cool they made a pro sports league based on Heated Rivalry
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Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Shootin' at the walls of headache Bang, bang I am the worrier
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
every time someone's like Claude deleted this or Claude convinced a teen to kill themselves I picture a mischievous french guy
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Guy Standing (economist)

Guy standing sitting
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
elephants are pretty awesome tbh
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 22/04/2026
chat is that a lot.
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Tracy Alloway
@tracyalloway
Here comes the food inflation

Costs for food companies jumped 7.9% yoy in March (vs. 4.2% in Feb.)

This is basically just from higher fuel costs - we're still waiting for the impact of higher fertilizer, plastics, etc.

From the Odd Lots newsletter:

https://bloomberg.com/news/newslette
rs/2026-04-21/here-comes-the-food-price-inflation?srnd=undefined
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Caleb @fakecalebstokes.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The New York Mets are truly amazin’ when the year ends in the digits 6 and 2, in any order.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
My most liberal idpol radlib take is that I think it's pretty bad that right wing forces are actively intervening on behalf of the Klan with the full weight of the state legal apparatus
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