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Fister Beast

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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Every secret service member who doesn't take measures into their own hands every day is a disgrace
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 09/05/2026
We should make it a general rule that when you want to dunk on someone you do it by name, instead of vaguely casting them as “online leftists” or whatever. This is about Cenk Uygur, who is a dumbass.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
my apologies to the bluesky mod team. i'm sorry for this post and i've learned my lesson. there should be less active shooter training
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/04/2026
noise canceling headphones should be a standard workplace necessity because overhearing how coworkers problem solve can be as damaging as having a pallet jack come down on your foot
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
While openly calling for the public execution of anyone who masterbates someone attempts to publicly execute Sneako
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Repeat history the right way
The text at the top of the image reads "repeat history." On the left is a picture of Mussolini's corpse hanging, labeled "1945." On the right is an image of Elon Musk jumping onstage like an idiot with his arms up, but it is flipped upside down. It is labeled "2026." The positions of their bodies and the looks on their faces are very similar.
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
There's a woman that works at Palantir legitimately named "Anita Beveridge" why does this war criminal have a drag queen name
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
WHERE IS SIDNEY GISH
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Texas governor Greg Abbott has said it's ableist to use the term cross"walk." He can no longer walk due to a freak accident in which he got crushed by a dropped baby grand piano and then he came out of the piano and all his teeth were replaced with the piano keys
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
im sorry but if you are wrong about ai and “misspend a couple of hundred billion dollars” you are going to have to forfeit the rest of the money youre hoarding back to us
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
MAHA vs the U.S. corn lobby is going to be a real Let Them Fight situation
Chuck Grassley: Heard abt a company that will no longer make high fructose corn syrup bc false of MAHA claim HFCS is $.22 of $3.82 corn Last thing family farmers
need is another hit to corn price$ Corn sugar = real
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2:51 PM • 9/18/25 • 40K Views
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 12/09/2025
hi, cis folks! the WSJ endangered trans lives with false reporting yesterday. it’s still accepted as truth by many, regardless of it being false. the article’s still up with a little note. it needs full retraction. it's not even a phone call—it's email. you can do this. contact info below.🧵⬇️
Editor's Note: An earlier version of this article detailed how an internal law enforcement bulletin said that ammunition recovered following the Charlie Kirk shooting was engraved with expressions of "transgender and anti-fascist ideology." Justice Department officials later urged caution about the bulletin by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, saying it may not accurately reflect the messages on the ammunition, and the article was updated Thursday to reflect that.

This editor's note was appended on Friday, Sept. 12, after Utah Gov. Spencer Cox said the engravings included one that said "Hey fascist!" along with other messages and symbols. He gave no indication that the ammunition included any transgender references.
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Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
lol if any other person in this country said "I think I'm doing very good" after charlie kirk being shot they would be fired from their job
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2025
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sac…
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Everyone's screaming about how the left doesn't compromise and I keep saying I will vote for this guy. I am a communist who will vote for a billionaire. Centrists, tell me about even one instance when you have compromised like anything close to this. Or at all.
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
We should shoot that faggot Tim Apple into space
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
1. Stephen Miller 2. Donald Trump 3. Peter Thiel 4. Elon Musk 5. RFK Jr. 6. J.D. Vance 7. Curtis Yarvin 8. Morgan Wallen (why not) 9. Little Marco 10. Kristi Noem Any changes? Any input?
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
JD Vance killed the pope
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I need that rocket to explode on camera please
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
44 years ago today, a hero was born
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🍍On Vacay🏝 - DO NOT DISTURB @crannyboy.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I got this cursed amulet before I knew the wizard of the wood was crazy
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
David Wojnarowicz in a leather jacket that reads "IF I DIE OF AIDS FORGET BURIAL--JUST DROP MY BODY ON THE STEPS OF THE FDA"
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
They did $8 million surgery on a mouse
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