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Fister Beast

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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is typical YouTube algorithm A/B testing, this is really not that weird
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You're a sniveling bitch
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Andy Jassy (Amazon CEO) lives less than 2 miles from downtown Seattle. The Westin Building on 6th famously has tons of data center capacity and has for years. You don't have to make shit up to make a point about who is affected most by data centers.
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
She was pretty a pretty bad judge if she thought Mitch McConnell would respect her wish. Instead she croaked after her third bout of cancer and left the seat to Amy Coney Barrett due to her outsized ego.
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
???
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
And because people keep asking him about it at random and unrelated times
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
You wasted $130,000,000 of Democratic Party money to lose in an absolute embarrassment. With ill will and animosity, leave the party alone already. You've brought nothing but loss after loss.
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
"Medicare for all who want it" was a common refrain in his 2020 campaign. It offers a public option instead of shutting down private insurance coverage, which basically is a blueprint for every single one of his policy positions. Ineffectual and giving up the game before starting.
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I'm making fun of Buttigieg's milquetoast policy positions, I dont actually like him.
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Medicare for all who want it isn't good enough?
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Didn't her husband's administration famously decide millions of people weren't American enough?
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Every secret service member who doesn't take measures into their own hands every day is a disgrace
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I thought we were supposed to be participating in the economy
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Oh this isn't about getting nerdlogged in Runescape
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 09/05/2026
We should make it a general rule that when you want to dunk on someone you do it by name, instead of vaguely casting them as “online leftists” or whatever. This is about Cenk Uygur, who is a dumbass.
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Please examine your biases - do you extend this grace to every flawed and misinformed conservative? Or just the ones you're related to?
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Ok. I'm not helping a republican vote.
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Only do this if you can guarantee they won't vote republican. It should be our goal to keep conservatives disenfranchised.
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
He acted in self defense. That wasn't murder
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
my apologies to the bluesky mod team. i'm sorry for this post and i've learned my lesson. there should be less active shooter training
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
None of them ever actually say what lesson they thought he learned
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The ballroom is also bad
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Something Is Happening to America's Moral Code
A New York Times podcast hosted Hasan Piker and a New Yorker staff writer for a discussion of lawbreaking, which they both endorsed as resistance to tyranny.
By Graeme WoodAtlantic Magazine writer Graeme Wood: "It is possible to kill children legally, if for example one is being attacked by an enemy who hides behind them."
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/04/2026
noise canceling headphones should be a standard workplace necessity because overhearing how coworkers problem solve can be as damaging as having a pallet jack come down on your foot
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The DaBaby version I'm sure
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
While openly calling for the public execution of anyone who masterbates someone attempts to publicly execute Sneako
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
This happened in 1990
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
You can just call him a faggot, nobody's stopping you.
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Ghislaine Maxwell
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Repeat history the right way
The text at the top of the image reads "repeat history." On the left is a picture of Mussolini's corpse hanging, labeled "1945." On the right is an image of Elon Musk jumping onstage like an idiot with his arms up, but it is flipped upside down. It is labeled "2026." The positions of their bodies and the looks on their faces are very similar.
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I went there. I got a free Dr. Snip branded multitool
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
The ag secretary literally said this
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
There's a woman that works at Palantir legitimately named "Anita Beveridge" why does this war criminal have a drag queen name
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
What about their vote for Rubio?
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
WHERE IS SIDNEY GISH
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
You should not allow your brother to do this
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Piers sucks, dunno why you'd be surprised by this
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Nobody who already likes him will be furious about this
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Texas governor Greg Abbott has said it's ableist to use the term cross"walk." He can no longer walk due to a freak accident in which he got crushed by a dropped baby grand piano and then he came out of the piano and all his teeth were replaced with the piano keys
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
im sorry but if you are wrong about ai and “misspend a couple of hundred billion dollars” you are going to have to forfeit the rest of the money youre hoarding back to us
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
MAHA vs the U.S. corn lobby is going to be a real Let Them Fight situation
Chuck Grassley: Heard abt a company that will no longer make high fructose corn syrup bc false of MAHA claim HFCS is $.22 of $3.82 corn Last thing family farmers
need is another hit to corn price$ Corn sugar = real
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2:51 PM • 9/18/25 • 40K Views
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Public universities basically have to host anyone. Private churches can say no to literally anyone at any point.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 12/09/2025
hi, cis folks! the WSJ endangered trans lives with false reporting yesterday. it’s still accepted as truth by many, regardless of it being false. the article’s still up with a little note. it needs full retraction. it's not even a phone call—it's email. you can do this. contact info below.🧵⬇️
Editor's Note: An earlier version of this article detailed how an internal law enforcement bulletin said that ammunition recovered following the Charlie Kirk shooting was engraved with expressions of "transgender and anti-fascist ideology." Justice Department officials later urged caution about the bulletin by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, saying it may not accurately reflect the messages on the ammunition, and the article was updated Thursday to reflect that.

This editor's note was appended on Friday, Sept. 12, after Utah Gov. Spencer Cox said the engravings included one that said "Hey fascist!" along with other messages and symbols. He gave no indication that the ammunition included any transgender references.
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Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
lol if any other person in this country said "I think I'm doing very good" after charlie kirk being shot they would be fired from their job
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2025
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sac…
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
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Fister Beast @fagoraphobia.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I think maybe the problem with bluesky is you all think you're simultaneously the oldest and youngest people to ever use an app and it ages you immensely
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