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RK Rheannon

@eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social
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Nonbinary Goblin Philosopher. "There they go. One of God's own prototypes, a high-powered mutant of some kind never considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die" Hunter S Thompson (paraphrased)

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
well officer, my bin labeled "NOT MY DRUGS" has you asking a lot of questions already answered by the bin
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u/Final_Mix4281 • 2d
Making something legally not mine in my car
Location: Columbus ohio
Could I put a bin in my car with a label to make sure cops know something in my car isn't mine. I'm 18 but my mom and brother are over the age of 21 and sometimes they will leave liquor or weed in my car. I don't want to get pulled over and get a possession charge for it is there any way I can make it legally not mine while in my car. So they don't have to come to my house to pick it up every time.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"It's not about fame. I've only been able to get into R rated movies without an adult for a few months so I haven't seen most of his movies." Leonardo....Buddy. It's long long past time to stop the creepy shit.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well, that's a lesson learned I guess.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Taking an iced coffee into a job interview is pretty amateur stuff. Everyone knows you need it to be a hot coffee so if they say something you can end the interview by tossing it at them.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Point: Shitting on “y’all” is a dick move and a lot of people say y’all that aren’t crazy assholes. Like me I hope. Counterpoint: “Seig Hi Y’all” isn’t a thing I think, but I have to admit I think it’s funny right up there with “Y’all Qaeda”. So both sides I guess…
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I miss conspiracy theories, but like the old fun ones. Not the soul crushing on about rejecting vaccines and modern food safety rules. Ima do it.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mayor humors elderly dementia patient who thinks he still lives in city, but has been in government facility since 2016.
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Béa Gonzalez @sophiacycles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Are we surprised? No.
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Now that he's been financially incentivized to ugly cry on stage as part of the performance you just know Ed is banging out "Doot..Doot..Doot Killing people is bad (but it's a complex issue according to my owners)" and "(Fully intact and healthy) Shape of You".
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mcc @dryad.technology · 20/09/2026
Hey, I notice you're trying to influence political candidates during an election. That's really inconvenient, politically speaking. Wouldn't it be better to wait until after the election, when the candidate has everything they need from you, and you have zero leverage?
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The marketing demographic for trucker meds. Try Rattler XXXL male enhancement supplement.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Friday: flu shot Saturday: wow, this one didn’t hit too hard at all. Sunday: eats 2 uncrustables, sleep 18 hours. Oh…
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Sandro Janßen @sandrojanssen.com · 20/09/2026
“Nobody has ever measured, not even poets, how much the heart can hold.” — Zelda Fitzgerald
Sepia-toned portrait of a young woman with short, wavy hair, wearing a dark-collared jacket and looking directly at the camera.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I suppose you could say I'm "Memorizing nintendo cheat codes from Gamepro magazine in the supermarket while Mom shops" years old.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hot take: Having to watch the Kennedy Center get destroyed is the universe punishing the Kennedy's for not having better control over their trust fund babies.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anyone else have the idea that because we focus on the young in order to protect them (rightly so) that both political parties have a very distorted view of trans people in particular.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why would it be a losing platform? If I should vote against my own rights for the team, who on the team believes AS STRONGLY AS I DO IN MY OWN RIGHTS that I should have no protection under the law? That if we don't bend then their own party MUST lose?
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You can’t have it both ways. You can’t be “It’s simple math, vote blue no matter who, grow up” and ALSO believe you are fighting fascism by making calculations as to who’s expendable. The world we’re in now demands more from us. More from everyone.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In the days of yore…
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You know, to my knowledge there has never been a superhero from Toronto with shapeshifting powers called "Canadian Fakin" and that seems like a easy layup for the species.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
For the special today we've got your classic black, brewed with fresh water directly from the tap. You'll detect a playful top note of bitterness and caffeine, followed by a strong heart note of bitter, and the final base layer of bitter with just a soupçon of prescription amphetamines.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s hilarious to watch these pod people mutant tech bros spin shitty moderation to try to civilize Bluesky toward the conservative capitalist palate. Discover is roughly similar to this exact guy except for all variations of genital and kink but inside there is also a library and art gallery.
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From Dusk Till Dawn Bar Scene
YouTube video by Vault
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I need to practice drawing. I feel like these recent policy decisions need a mascot. Everyone on Bluesky meet Campy, the non-harassing, non-toxic concentration camp reference Bluesky says it’s ok to casually mention to marginalized people. *offer only available to white, cisgender bros.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's really weird to have something trigger a walk down memory lane and then realize it's probably not normal or advisable to call a child a fucking idiot at 6-7. Every swing can't be a home run I suppose.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm sorry, but the argument for being absolute D tier at the job is clear rules encourage behavior change? That's the point of rules. Are we sure this guy should have this job? He seems to be missing some fundamental assumptions about the intent of moderation.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A modest proposal: Body cams seem to be a problem so let’s try body doubles. Every police officer has a 1:1 double with a citizen. This would be chosen at random from a pool and highly compensated. Their sole job is to report on the ethics and appropriateness of all interactions with the public.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Point: AI is the most powerful tool ever and will probably kill us all. Counterpoint: If I don't position the pin exactly right for a delivery it tries to convince the driver that driving through a chinese restaurant and barrier fence is the best way to my house.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
For those gray area social situations an easy reminder is to use music. For eye contact and smiles I find 1 "Hey man, nice shot" length of time is about right. Just start the song on your phone and lock eyes/hold smile until the song ends. Instrumental is best.
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Filter - Hey Man Nice Shot (instrumental)
YouTube video by Nick OXID Music
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"I got you, Ms. Rachel" lmao
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok ok, In the spirit of compromise I'll allow 1 trump monument. To be placed at his eventual gravesite and on the doors of congress.
This is not a place of honour. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. What is here is dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When there is no escape from Trump land for you, but you're happy your Canadian neighbors are escaping to the EU.
static.klipy.com
Mad Max
ALT: Mad Max
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This makes me want to change my profile pics to theme days. Sour Candy Sunday My favorite food Monday Too much salt Tuesday What’s in this Wednesday That’s actually really good Thursday Fuck, that’s nasty Friday Soooo…that’s not what I ordered Saturday
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ed needs to learn what picking a side is along with not being a punk. If you do what one side wants in preference to the other you picked a fucking side.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tired: Marry Me Chicken Recipe Wired: Forgotya Focaccia Recipe Bread so good you’ll forget the one who got away.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We’ve gone from there is no Epstein criminal organization to the real enemy is the Berenstein Bears criminal empire?
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Didi is a trans immigrant 🏳️‍⚧️ @didichanoch.northsky.social · 14/09/2026
Palestinians and trans people are human beings. Also, and these are only slightly less controversial, women, disabled people, poor people, Black and other people of color are human beings. If we can't agree on that, we don't have enough common ground to communicate.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m genuinely shocked Mitch is alive but to be honest I’m not 100% certain they didn’t just skin him and that’s a Chuck E. Cheese animatronic bought at auction in there…
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Handing the kiddo my ties, pocket squares, and good shoeshine wax to see if anything suits him for a coming wedding. So this parenting stuff can be pretty cool sometimes.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So it’s gonna be that kind of day I see.
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David Tennant Crying In The Rain
ALT: David Tennant Crying In The Rain
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Man, you really gonna get 10 min into this video essay on the cost of telling the truth to mention the truth that led the sheep to reject you was being pro-brexit, anti-vax, and making violent threats..er jokes on twitter.
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Aisling Morrigan Riot @bonesolvent.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A scene from wolf of Wall Street wheee Leo asks someone to sell him a pen. In the meme that person is labeled anthropic, and he says it’s going to kill everyone
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Seeing a whole lot of Dems on here super pissed at the idea that some trans people don't seem too interested in taking one for the team for the greater good. It's a real problem. Is there some sort of activity trans people might be allowed to participate in to teach team behavior and solidarity?
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Idea: chicken and gyro food truck called “rotationmaxxing”
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Behind Nazi republicans the not-see democrats desperate to work with them are the problem. Not marginalized voters who dare to do so much as speak against their own marginalization. Who dare to express the shocking position that Democrat moral and political betrayal can have consequences, too.
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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I haven’t developed trust issues as much as a heightened sense of other people’s motivations.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oldest kiddo got his heart broke. Gonna be a rough weekend at the homestead.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I imagine his friends walking in on him drinking it in silent shame. “Hey Mitch, sorry to barge in on ya I just had a question abou….what, um, what the fuck is this? What is this, Mitch? Mitch….WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!”
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