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RK Rheannon

@eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social
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Nonbinary Goblin Philosopher. "There they go. One of God's own prototypes, a high-powered mutant of some kind never considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die" Hunter S Thompson (paraphrased)

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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 10h
Let’s put a pin in that for now and circle back to it in Q1.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Look, if you give a guy with a soul patch your money then I don’t know what to tell ya.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Manos….the hands of fate *sad Tom Servo sigh*
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Holy shit that’s a big change. You must have put so much effort into your health.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Focus on peripheral vision. Vision narrows when you’re afraid to focus on the specifics of a threat. They say it works in reverse too, if you are widening your vision intentionally it signals the nervous system to switch gears because you must be safe.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You got this.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"So no, I cannot give you legal authority to search it even if I were so inclined. In fact, Technically whoever attached it to my vehicle is stealing my motive force without authorization by me. I'm the victim here. If my neighbor steals my power for their grow lights, am I the drug lord?"
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This calls for going full Sov Citizen Crazy. "Well officer, per the 1760 treaty with North Marianas Trade Confederation that Mystery Machine/Grateful Dead themed travel trailer is a separate vehicle entirely that happens to be traveling alongside my vehicle."
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
well officer, my bin labeled "NOT MY DRUGS" has you asking a lot of questions already answered by the bin
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u/Final_Mix4281 • 2d
Making something legally not mine in my car
Location: Columbus ohio
Could I put a bin in my car with a label to make sure cops know something in my car isn't mine. I'm 18 but my mom and brother are over the age of 21 and sometimes they will leave liquor or weed in my car. I don't want to get pulled over and get a possession charge for it is there any way I can make it legally not mine while in my car. So they don't have to come to my house to pick it up every time.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"It's not about fame. I've only been able to get into R rated movies without an adult for a few months so I haven't seen most of his movies." Leonardo....Buddy. It's long long past time to stop the creepy shit.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"It's not about fame. I've only been able to get into R rated movies without an adult for a few months so I haven't seen most of his movies."
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No, say the moderators. It belongs to the platform. No, say the tech bros. It belongs to AI training.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I always wondered why it wasn’t 2 Legit to continue. Being unwilling to abide things seems like a way more likely result of 2 legititude. Maybe that was a B side.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am just always scratching my head when I can’t see what the win conditions were even supposed to be. Like where was that supposed to end up when it starts with testing shit like that?
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ok, this is a weird kink, right? I’m not confident they could have managed to not make it weird in any venue but you have an alt… Like is annoying and pissing off people the actual goal?
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm just bummed. I commissioned a pretty involved art project on here, and the artist is now posting about it as though it wasn't a commission and seems to be taking offers on further commissions for work we already agreed to. I guess that's what you get with a handshake deal.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well, that's a lesson learned I guess.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Were you wanting to change the nature of the project? I can't help but notice you're not mentioning that this was has been a commission and you seem to be soliciting input and further commissions below...
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Taking an iced coffee into a job interview is pretty amateur stuff. Everyone knows you need it to be a hot coffee so if they say something you can end the interview by tossing it at them.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm pretty sure you'd just die because all kinds of other stuff would go away with matter, right? But to your non-overthinking it point it seems like you'd just weigh nothing to me...
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m getting Bioshock infinite Lutece twins energy there…
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I guess they didn’t do the research that the male Bryan Johnson is a fuckin dipshit before setting out to be the female Bryan Johnson…
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“You guys better be nice to me since I’m the only one between you and these Nazis. I hear their plans all the time at all of the Nazi meetings I also attend and agree with but out of sight.”
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wheel of fortune tarot
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is even funnier because my brain didn’t immediately go to soft taco so I was picturing smashing it to taco salad first to eat with utensils:
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You remain ;)
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Point: Shitting on “y’all” is a dick move and a lot of people say y’all that aren’t crazy assholes. Like me I hope. Counterpoint: “Seig Hi Y’all” isn’t a thing I think, but I have to admit I think it’s funny right up there with “Y’all Qaeda”. So both sides I guess…
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know it’s called British Airways but I am pretty sure it’s not actually a flying embassy operating in a bubble of British territory that moves with it. So this cool thing about companies is sometimes they have to follow the laws of where they operate.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That’s actually a really good idea. I hadn’t though if doing that but would really get a jump on fumigating the ole discovery feed.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The finger tarot card
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All the business talk is just cover. It's a cult at this point. All decisions are actually made by referring decisions to a small inner circle called "The Sinclairitas" who give a thumbs up or down based solely on if it is thematically similar to what would fit in the novel.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's a little known fact that Amazon is actually called that because Bezos is a superfan of Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle" and it's themes of exploitation and unsanitary conditions.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I miss conspiracy theories, but like the old fun ones. Not the soul crushing on about rejecting vaccines and modern food safety rules. Ima do it.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mayor humors elderly dementia patient who thinks he still lives in city, but has been in government facility since 2016.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mayor humors elderly dementia patient who thinks he still lives in city, but has been in government facility since 2016.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mayor humors elderly dementia patient who thinks he still lives in city, but has been in government facility since 2016.
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Béa Gonzalez @sophiacycles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Are we surprised? No.
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Strange Dudes: Man, everyone is weak and soft. Ima vote right wing to show them what's what and fix all this. Right Wing Gov't: Hell yeah, that's what we're talkin about. Now get on in that war of aggression to die for us, you silly goose. Strange Dudes: Wait...what?
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You have to be capable of this level of conversational awareness and fundamental reading skills to function in life. This is important for your happiness and development.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you respond to a thread that literally begins with the premise that the poster upset people and decide to come in with some silly contrary bullshit then “you people” is the people referenced and also you…because you came in with silly contrary bullshit.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Better nights ahead I hope. I know it's been a rough summer even from just the bits you talk about publicly but you're a damn hero.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's been a while since my misspent youth but if I'm remembering it correctly the entire entry process and a large part of basic training could accurately be described as "De-Paulification" of the recruits.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Girl, you know I want your love I want your love froma fully intact bah-dee (mmhhm) I don't speak it much but killin is wrong Every day discovering something brand new (mmhhm) Dead. People. Can't do love. Can't do the love an also don't have monee Don't have monee. Don't have monee Pay me (mmhhm)
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Now that he's been financially incentivized to ugly cry on stage as part of the performance you just know Ed is banging out "Doot..Doot..Doot Killing people is bad (but it's a complex issue according to my owners)" and "(Fully intact and healthy) Shape of You".
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sounds like we need a midnight bookstore for all of us touched by the moon.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 20/09/2026
Hey, I notice you're trying to influence political candidates during an election. That's really inconvenient, politically speaking. Wouldn't it be better to wait until after the election, when the candidate has everything they need from you, and you have zero leverage?
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Changin it up. Is this like a season thing? Does the wild Robyn’s plumage adapt to autumn?
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The marketing demographic for trucker meds. Try Rattler XXXL male enhancement supplement.
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RK Rheannon @eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Reagan was a traitor.
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