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Jeremy

@expelliarmus.bsky.social
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I was born the same day as Lily Potter, Harry’s mom. Valar morghulis!

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Jeremy @expelliarmus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
make a commercial where older white folk call the governor's office, and a call center in India answers: "Hello, this is the office of Vivek Ramasamy.” 3 different calls, and the last caller hangs up, and says, "No way, I am voting to outsource the governor of Ohio to India." You would win.
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Jeremy @expelliarmus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We can’t eat salads, rice or even popsickles without fear. We are paying more for everything. We started s war entering its 6 month. And he is having rallies because he’s planning to be given a third term. How can they still support any of this?
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Jeremy @expelliarmus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Jeremy @expelliarmus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's really damning to me to see that we cannot find funds to cool or feed children in our classrooms, yet we can easily find funds to cool and power AI megacenters surrounding those same classrooms.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just list the foods we can still eat.
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Jeremy @expelliarmus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Eating a gd salad. Hope I don't effin die. Thanks to all of you who made this the way we have to live. 🖕🏻🖕🏻
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This thread includes a depressingly accurate phrase: "McMahon is one of Trump's most competent Cabinet officials."
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Peter Principle @peterprinciple.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A reminder that the phrase "the Epstein Class" doesn't just refer to the pedophilia, but to their generalized cruelty and lack of anything resembling a conscience.
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Jeremy @expelliarmus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My #monarchbutterfly garden is really panning out this season. I've counted 15 #caterpillars on the 50+ #milkweed plants. Fyi, it has taken me 15 years to get to this point. ❤️ #butterflies
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Jeremy @expelliarmus.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You need a picture ID to order pasta at an Olive Garden. House Majority Leader Steve Scalise
federal ID to order pasta
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/07/2026
WOW -- Danish reporter *goes there* with Rutte "You sit next to Trump when he talks about conquering Greenland, lashes out at allies like Spain -- things it doesn't seem like the old Mark Rutte would approve of. Does this have any affect on your self-respect when you sit there and say nothing?"
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
We *don't* arrest men who sexually abused children with Jeffrey Epstein because Donald Trump is guilty and scared. But we *do* arrest men who simply place their hand in the Reflecting Pool because Donald Trump is angry and embarrassed.
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Jeremy @expelliarmus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Mohamed A. El-Erian @elerianm.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
It’s 2026. Why is the "travel adapter hunt" still a thing? Dear Hotels: please find below the ultimate guest perk. If you’re renovating, please ditch the single-region outlets and go universal. It’s a small detail that makes a massive difference for your international guests.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, the United States had spent that money helping the people of the United States
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Jeremy @expelliarmus.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Dear all, my colleague Pam was severely affected by a recent restructure. Please share her profile so she can find a suitable role. #opentowork #jobs #pambondi #pleasehelp
Pam Bondi with Epstein victims behind her with a LinkedIn Opentowork banner
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Jeremy @expelliarmus.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Gavin/Buttigieg 28 Zero Fucks Gavin
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Jeremy @expelliarmus.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Remember the commercials that said 9 out of 10 doctors recommended X product? Now we know who the 10th Doctor was. Trump hired her.
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Jeremy @expelliarmus.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
media.tenor.com
a black and white photo of a skeleton standing in front of a full moon .
ALT: a black and white photo of a skeleton standing in front of a full moon .
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Jeremy @expelliarmus.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Half our public land to satiate the greed of the #GOP #bigbeautifulbill
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Jeremy @expelliarmus.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Who could have predicted that the same people who cherry-pick which Bible parts to follow would do the same for the Constitution?
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Jeremy @expelliarmus.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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Jeremy @expelliarmus.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
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Jeremy @expelliarmus.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
The good news for Stephen, his wife won’t take an alimony. Bad news, she may name the Musk love child, Stephen Jr.
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Jeremy @expelliarmus.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Imagine stealing enough money from your associates that you can afford a yacht and a presidential pardon.
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Jeremy @expelliarmus.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
#Shero ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Jeremy @expelliarmus.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
So farmers could have made billions of dollars if they only stopped selling crops. Who knew?
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Jeremy @expelliarmus.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
There are exactly three types of Trump supporters. 1. Those getting rich from his grift 2. Those who think he’s a great American patriot 3. Those who think he’s some super Christian Only one of these things is true. The other two are opposites.
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 01/05/2025
Former vice president Kamala Harris marked President Donald Trump’s first 100 days in office by condemning his “reckless” tariffs, “unconstitutional demands” and efforts to stoke a climate of fear to silence his dissenters. wapo.st/3RGwwrp
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Jeremy @expelliarmus.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
We let ugly, hate-filled trailer trash win the election. We allowed votes to be suppressed, we allowed due process to be ignored, and it’s all due to a lack of credible journalism because we let the billionaires buy up the media. It’s our fault.
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Jeremy @expelliarmus.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Twinsies
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Jeremy @expelliarmus.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I’m impressed by Vance’s acknowledgment of the math he did in his head as she made the statement. They really aren’t intelligent. How did we lose?
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onion person @junlper.beer · 30/04/2025
this would be so funny if this guy wasn’t president
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60 Minutes @60minutes.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
And now, a note on Bill Owens who, until this past week, was the executive producer of 60 Minutes. We’ll be back next week with another edition of 60 Minutes.
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David Frum @davidfrum.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
It doesn't matter what the rest of the sentence says, the opening 10 words in themselves are the scandal: "President Trump on Thursday directed the Justice Department to investigate ... "
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Jeremy @expelliarmus.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
PERSON, WOMAN, MAN, CAmera, t zzzzz
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Jeremy @expelliarmus.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
pRo LiFe
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ACLU @aclu.org · 26/04/2025
This is a shocking abuse of power by ICE that has inflicted harm and jeopardized the lives of vulnerable children and a pregnant woman. We are demanding the return of these families.
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Trump Has Now Deported Multiple U.S. Citizen Children With Cancer
Two families who had lived in the United States for years, including a child with cancer and a pregnant mother, were deported by ICE on Friday.
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Jeremy @expelliarmus.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
#caturday post. Alert while napping Not alert at all Artist. Canvas.
Cat with claws out while sleepingCar sleepingCats drool spot
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Jeremy @expelliarmus.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Most people have a difficult time criticizing their boss publicly.
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𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐢 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐭 🩷 @jastuart68.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
AOC nails it: " We'll rally every corner of the United States of America until we save Medicaid and Medicare for every American until we defend social security. And we tell them who's really in charge in this country." #MedicaidCutsKillUS
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Let's elevate the fighters: Van Hollen for risking his life to find Abrego Garcia in El Salvador Booker for his 25 hr speech to expose on Trump & Musk's corruption Schatz for blocking 300 Trump nominees Bernie & AOC for rallying hundreds of thousands of Americans Newsom for suing Trump over tariffs
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Jeremy @expelliarmus.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I cannot wait for the lawsuit García vs. Fox Corp. if there ever were a more slandered person with so much on the line. How anyone continues to watch this horse shit is beyond me.
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Jeremy @expelliarmus.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
The 6th grader-in-chief is leading the country.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 18/04/2025
Dear senators who think you can’t do anything, Today, Senator Van Hollen - through diplomatic pressure - got a meeting with Abrego Garcia in El Salvador. So that thing you’re thinking about doing? DO IT. ~ All of Us
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Jeremy @expelliarmus.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
We should be doing more to fight. I don’t mean you and me; I mean like Congress. This is our 1933 Germany. #fcknzs
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