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Andreas Spitzer

@eviljackcarver.de
88 followers 111 following 920 posts

🔞 30-something. He/him or they/them. Furry/scalie. If you follow me without interacting first, and your following count is in the 4 digits but your post count is barely 2, I'll likely assume you're a bot and block you. Userpic by @kavaeric.net.

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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Inkblitz 🔜 MAW, MCFC @blitz.spotcat.ink · 25/09/2026
OOPS I forgot to post this buuuut I am now open for Retextures! No custom model comms at this time! These are not first come first serve, and will be open for 48 hours. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... #FurryArt #VRChat #CommsOpen
Inked Creation's commission opening advert
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geckomania @geckomania.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
keep those goggles on buddy!
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 23/09/2026
I miss the time when I genuinely anticipated system updates. Sigh.
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Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this
special reward available for fanduel in discord, because what discord needed was ads for predatory online gambling, fuck discord and everyone that works in their company leadership
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Emi the toon Goat @emithegoat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today I learned about "Pebbling". The little act of giving people you care about "pebbles" (A meme, a reel etc.) like little gifts to show you care for them, and you think about them throughout the day. A common love language especially in neurodivergent people, like people with ADHD.
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🏳️‍⚧️ Kiara Pendragon ∍⧽⧼∊ Godslayer 🏳️‍🌈 @aapur.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
For those unaware: The guy who created Inktober tried to trademark the concept, and would DMCA and Copyright Strike people selling their own Inktober Collections without paying him royalties
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Rona Altana @ronaaltana.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Discord finally confirmed for real when they're rolling out age verification service-wide (tomorrow) and I've not seen a single person make a peep about it
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Safer for Teens, Same Discord for Adults
We’re launching a revamped, privacy-focused age assurance solution including methods that won’t require an ID or selfie. Here’s how it works.
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 21/09/2026
Need to find a new lanyard. The Arcanine one I've been using for my work badge broke a couple of years ago and it's annoying to change the badge holder out when it inevitably breaks.
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in the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
<<STICK WITH TRIGGER AND YOU’LL MAKE IT>>
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Barbie Devyndarbė @katchin05.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
This is so useful.
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e(Ag)le 🦅 @silvereagle.dev · 19/09/2026
That's obscene. Twitch enables the "GIF keyboard", which is highly disruptive to the flow of chat (and which, despite using GIFs they supply, could get you banned if it picks the wrong one for your prompt) by default, then when streamers turn it off, they send an email to every subscriber about it.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026
this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there
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Space Junk Incorporated @realspacejunk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
レーズパンコ
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Smalusion @smalusion.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this is who moves your files for you btw #jolteon
pixel art of the pokemon jolteon running through the windows bliss desktop, holding a file folder in its mouth
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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...
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28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

16:18 - Feb 28, 2025

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Tatyana Milewska @tatyanamilewska.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you're an EU citizen, here's an EU Citizen's Initiative to stop mandatory age verification for you to sign. I'm doing my part This isnt just a petition, if they reach the 1 million signature goal the EU commission is required to address it seriously citizens-initiative.europa.eu/initiatives/...
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gryphoneer @gryphoneer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this'll be helpful when i have to triangulate the right amount of fire in any given situation
shelf with a label reading "more fire" under a propane torch and "less fire" under a fire extinguisher
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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🦉Neji🐉 @nejiowl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The crew of the Archie decided to make a pitstop in the Great Eye nebula starport during one of their longer adventures. /// Huge commission for a large group that I've been working on for the past 9 months!
huge scene with 50 characters doing various things in a steampunk starport: loading cargo, catching alien critters, drinking, playing cards

#furry #art #furryart #scene #characters #velvetrift #space #spaceport #nebula #spaceship
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Kdin Jenzen 🏳️‍⚧️🐺 @kdinjenzenvo.com · 10/09/2026
Samus is TRULY Ravenous... (When a friend tells you to "DO THE MEME" you do the meme.) All voices by Kdin Jenzen/Me~
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Gomi Deer @gomi.gay · 09/09/2026
I've been thinking since I stepped down from FWA leadership about how much furry conventions have grown, and how much we now ask of the volunteers who keep them running. I decided to put those thoughts into words, and I'd appreciate it if you'd give them a read: gomi.gay/blog/26-09-0...
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As Furry Conventions Grow, Our Expectations Need to Change
Furry conventions depend on volunteers giving extraordinary amounts of their time. As our events grow, we need to ask when that generosity becomes something our conventions depend on.
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アダム @adamartz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
✨️New Art, Same Pricing!✨️ Internships are costly rn so a share is gonna be appreciated 🙏🙏 If your're interested, submit a form in the link bellow 👇👇 > forms.gle/NpTMtfpQZKnodp… <
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✨Mizuki-mi ✨ GRÁFICA ABERTA! @mizuki-miart.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Had to draw it!
Drawing of Lugia (pokemon) doing a cool pose while wearing a pair of shoes
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 05/09/2026
Talking about the Egyptian god of funeral rites gets me a "save my son" reskeet bot. Only the finest comedy hits on this hellsite! Seriously, you can't make that shit up.
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 05/09/2026
Still reeling from how badly AGS fucked up their depiction of Anubis. They Crash Bandicooted a golden retriever, put Tut's headdress on him, and called it a day.
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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Casual reminder to the internet at large that gooners are your friends in the ongoing fight to keep the internet free from the surveillance state.
Discord is going to reintroduce Global Age Verification, which restricts teen accounts.
Teens will face several limitations:
- Blocked access to NSFW channels and servers
- Sensitive media automatically blurred in chats and direct messages
- Mandatory message requests for incoming texts
- Restricted speaking access in Stage Channels
To lift these restrictions, unverified adults can confirm their age via one of the following options:
- Credit Card checks via k-ID x Stripe
- Official ID through k-ID
- Selfie
- Google Wallet
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Boke_(ぼけー) @boke-chan.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
waiting for shelter door open
slugcat
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 04/09/2026
I will add pressure to this by saying that any company that claims to not hold onto your personal data after verifying you? They're lying. Ive been nitro free since the first time they tried this, voice how you feel with your wallet people. Make them really feel that squeeze.
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 04/09/2026
You know, router? Go ahead and throw your toys out the pram. I'm not trying to hang out with friends for the first time after having my power be out for the past two days thanks to a tropical storm or anything important like that. Go ahead. You do you. I can wait.
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 02/09/2026
"Huh. Getting a bit windy out there." [Checks weather.] "Oh yeah. There's a tropical storm on top of us. Right" [Five minutes later, the power went out.] I really gotta stop opening Pandora's box.
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tanutanuki @tanutanuki.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Inkblitz 🔜 MAW, MCFC @blitz.spotcat.ink · 29/08/2026
There's been talk of furs thinking that the media gets the story of furries wrong only because we don't talk to them. NOPE. Media outlets ONLY WANT THE BAD STUFF. They want furry to look bad because it brings clicks and attention. Don't talk to the media.
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☘︎ ↟ 𝔉𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔢𝔯 ↟ ☘︎ @chowfur.art · 06/04/2024
affirmations 💫 🌻 #myart #furryart #fisher
Two identical dragons hold hands, spinning around each other. Text circles them reading, " I AM ME, I AM OKAY, I CAN DO ANYTHING, I AM MYSELF."
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Morg 🎂 9/30 @toolow.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I remember when i was pretty new to smoking weed i took a hefty bong rip and we went to watch the Behind the Scenes Production for Bambi with friends. And 5 minutes in I was so mad i had to leave the room because everything sounded like this video
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Aulet 🍂 @aulet.es · 26/08/2026
"LibreOffice 26.8 contains no generative AI features. Documents are not transmitted to remote services for processing, and no component of the suite requires network access to function. This is a deliberate position."
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 26/08/2026
8/24 Humanity: “We need you to take care of an 80 year old, everyone know them, has had a worldwide impact.” Death: “On it.” 8/25 Humanity: “Look, this is our fault. We should have been more specific. But this one was in Home Alone 2.” Death: “Say no more.” 8/26 Humanity: “LISTEN FUCKO…”
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Kory @koryvali.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
morning stretches with @sqrl.gdn
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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
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悠哉【youzai】 @youzai.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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TamLin123 @tamlin123.art · 30/10/2025
kobold yeeted #tober2025
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tobi💫 @tobikumori.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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allorus162 🇷🇹 @allorus162.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
diamondback explorer (commission for @koloml.bsky.social) #art #furryart #avali #space #spaceship #elitedangerous
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🍉 rhythm 🔜 Megaplex @lycorhythm.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
oh yeah also I made this recently and bird site seemed to like it so tossing it here too!
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Boop @boopcat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I'd argue that, for the metrics, it's vastly MORE important that viewers turn this off. There's more viewers than streamers, so even if every streamer turned this off, if viewers don't, the executives can still claim that "most users don't care" and cram it down our throats even harder. Opt out.
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Sei 🪓🐻 @seiryuuden.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
✈️💫 #art #Pokemon
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 16/08/2026
"Cessna N9621PA, possible pilot deviation. Got a phone number for you to call, advise ready to copy."
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 12/08/2026
So, now that I've accepted the offer... They're promoting me from a rank-and-file slot technician, to the assistant slot operations shift manager. Holy shit.
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jb @jbc.lol · 11/08/2026
PLEASE FUCKING LABEL YOUR NSFW IMAGES. PLEASE. BLUESKY PEOPLE. PLEASE.
bluesky post composer with the labels button circled and arrows pointing at itadd a content warning dialog with all the options in the adult content section circled and arrow pointing, with text "choose one"
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