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Andreas Spitzer

@eviljackcarver.de
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🔞 30-something. He/him or they/them. Furry/scalie. If you follow me without interacting first, and your following count is in the 4 digits but your post count is barely 2, I'll likely assume you're a bot and block you. Userpic by @kavaeric.net.

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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 30/09/2026
Either cable ties, or pop the circuit breaker.
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 30/09/2026
So it seems I'm slightly wrong, it contacts in the level position. That "spring" is a bi-metallic strip. As it changes temperature, it curls (by design). There should be an adjustment screw on there somewhere, but without a manual or my old HVAC textbook I'm at a loss.
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 30/09/2026
The mercury tube is a tilt switch. It should be level in the "off" position.
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Inkblitz 🔜 MAW, MCFC @blitz.spotcat.ink · 25/09/2026
OOPS I forgot to post this buuuut I am now open for Retextures! No custom model comms at this time! These are not first come first serve, and will be open for 48 hours. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... #FurryArt #VRChat #CommsOpen
Inked Creation's commission opening advert
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geckomania @geckomania.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
keep those goggles on buddy!
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 23/09/2026
Nostalgic for a time I'm not even sure existed anymore. Back when the messenger just did its job and stayed out of the way otherwise. Back when "profit" wasn't shoehorned into every little thing. Back when the only background process that ate all the available resources was the antivirus.
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 23/09/2026
I miss the time when I genuinely anticipated system updates. Sigh.
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Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this
special reward available for fanduel in discord, because what discord needed was ads for predatory online gambling, fuck discord and everyone that works in their company leadership
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Emi the toon Goat @emithegoat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today I learned about "Pebbling". The little act of giving people you care about "pebbles" (A meme, a reel etc.) like little gifts to show you care for them, and you think about them throughout the day. A common love language especially in neurodivergent people, like people with ADHD.
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🏳️‍⚧️ Kiara Pendragon ∍⧽⧼∊ Godslayer 🏳️‍🌈 @aapur.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
For those unaware: The guy who created Inktober tried to trademark the concept, and would DMCA and Copyright Strike people selling their own Inktober Collections without paying him royalties
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Rona Altana @ronaaltana.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Discord finally confirmed for real when they're rolling out age verification service-wide (tomorrow) and I've not seen a single person make a peep about it
discord.com
Safer for Teens, Same Discord for Adults
We’re launching a revamped, privacy-focused age assurance solution including methods that won’t require an ID or selfie. Here’s how it works.
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 21/09/2026
FUCK I forgot I took my drawing tablet out of my backpack
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 21/09/2026
I'm drawing this as soon as I get the next shift in
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 21/09/2026
Do I need to draw you with flowers in your antlers
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 21/09/2026
The problem is that if I get a lanyard it has to have a safety breakaway and not a lot of them on the market advertise that or show it
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 21/09/2026
Honestly I'll probably try and see if I can find a Gammamon one. Could always get another arcanine one but I feel like changing it up.
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 21/09/2026
Need to find a new lanyard. The Arcanine one I've been using for my work badge broke a couple of years ago and it's annoying to change the badge holder out when it inevitably breaks.
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in the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
<<STICK WITH TRIGGER AND YOU’LL MAKE IT>>
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Barbie Devyndarbė @katchin05.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
This is so useful.
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e(Ag)le 🦅 @silvereagle.dev · 19/09/2026
That's obscene. Twitch enables the "GIF keyboard", which is highly disruptive to the flow of chat (and which, despite using GIFs they supply, could get you banned if it picks the wrong one for your prompt) by default, then when streamers turn it off, they send an email to every subscriber about it.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026
this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 19/09/2026
Trick question. There IS no minimum safe distance. Remetheus is omnipresent.
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Space Junk Incorporated @realspacejunk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
レーズパンコ
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 18/09/2026
Ah, I'll have to save up some for next time, then. Cheers for looking for me!
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 18/09/2026
I'm not in a position to be able to check FA right now, what's the asking price?
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 18/09/2026
More fashionable than me. Black cargo pants, worn out denim jacket? A MULLET?! Yeah, 1986 called, they want their style back.
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Smalusion @smalusion.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this is who moves your files for you btw #jolteon
pixel art of the pokemon jolteon running through the windows bliss desktop, holding a file folder in its mouth
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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...
Zelda
28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

16:18 - Feb 28, 2025

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Tatyana Milewska @tatyanamilewska.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you're an EU citizen, here's an EU Citizen's Initiative to stop mandatory age verification for you to sign. I'm doing my part This isnt just a petition, if they reach the 1 million signature goal the EU commission is required to address it seriously citizens-initiative.europa.eu/initiatives/...
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gryphoneer @gryphoneer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this'll be helpful when i have to triangulate the right amount of fire in any given situation
shelf with a label reading "more fire" under a propane torch and "less fire" under a fire extinguisher
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 16/09/2026
Bit of both. A 2025 Hyundai sedan here, low beam projects straight out with a small cut for oncoming traffic. Lot of domestic cars also don't have adjustment screws on the headlamp assembly. Another factor is federal maximum headlamp height is like 52 inches off the ground.
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 16/09/2026
"Big target, mate." - KickingMustang, after shooting someone in the arse in airsoft
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 16/09/2026
How much is a new one?
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 16/09/2026
Looking Glass also used it in reference to a certain Ray Bradbury novel.
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 15/09/2026
I will start my turn by playing Pot of Dragons, which allows me to draw two more dragons. I will play the magic card, Pot of Dragons, which allows me to draw two more dragons. Using those two new dragons, I will play Pot of Dragons, which will allow me
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 13/09/2026
Oh no, Remetheus knows...
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🦉Neji🐉 @nejiowl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The crew of the Archie decided to make a pitstop in the Great Eye nebula starport during one of their longer adventures. /// Huge commission for a large group that I've been working on for the past 9 months!
huge scene with 50 characters doing various things in a steampunk starport: loading cargo, catching alien critters, drinking, playing cards

#furry #art #furryart #scene #characters #velvetrift #space #spaceport #nebula #spaceship
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Kdin Jenzen 🏳️‍⚧️🐺 @kdinjenzenvo.com · 10/09/2026
Samus is TRULY Ravenous... (When a friend tells you to "DO THE MEME" you do the meme.) All voices by Kdin Jenzen/Me~
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Gomi Deer @gomi.gay · 09/09/2026
I've been thinking since I stepped down from FWA leadership about how much furry conventions have grown, and how much we now ask of the volunteers who keep them running. I decided to put those thoughts into words, and I'd appreciate it if you'd give them a read: gomi.gay/blog/26-09-0...
gomi.gay
As Furry Conventions Grow, Our Expectations Need to Change
Furry conventions depend on volunteers giving extraordinary amounts of their time. As our events grow, we need to ask when that generosity becomes something our conventions depend on.
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 08/09/2026
If I see you at a convention, I'll definitely take this as consent to "flea" you!
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 08/09/2026
DMCA it with their shop - www.scarfish-shop.com/ip Can also do it with BlueSky.
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アダム @adamartz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
✨️New Art, Same Pricing!✨️ Internships are costly rn so a share is gonna be appreciated 🙏🙏 If your're interested, submit a form in the link bellow 👇👇 > forms.gle/NpTMtfpQZKnodp… <
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✨Mizuki-mi ✨ GRÁFICA ABERTA! @mizuki-miart.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Had to draw it!
Drawing of Lugia (pokemon) doing a cool pose while wearing a pair of shoes
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 05/09/2026
Talking about the Egyptian god of funeral rites gets me a "save my son" reskeet bot. Only the finest comedy hits on this hellsite! Seriously, you can't make that shit up.
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 05/09/2026
Ah, yes, Anubis, the Egyptian god who's famously depicted as [reads smudged writing on hand] a golden retriever
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 05/09/2026
Still reeling from how badly AGS fucked up their depiction of Anubis. They Crash Bandicooted a golden retriever, put Tut's headdress on him, and called it a day.
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Andreas Spitzer @eviljackcarver.de · 05/09/2026
Dimensional weight is based on the size of the parcel (thus how much room it takes up in the truck), not gross weight. Shipping companies will use the larger of the two (gross weight versus dimensional weight) when calculating billing.
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