Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You can't even walk outside without history calling you 170
Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Fall makes me all kinds of nostalgic peaceful upset and dead 090
Reposted by Green🐍Walt Whitman @skeetsofgrass.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Have you practiced so long to learn to read? 1114
Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Going to bed is more staying in one place than going 091
Reposted by Green🐍Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Blue alien gf: We play a version of Madden on our world very similar to your own 113820
Reposted by Green🐍corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Hey siri if a man conceived a child with an emoji would it be sterile like the mule 0151
Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I think someone is squeezing my head with invisible metal sheets 040
Reposted by Green🐍jims @jims.bsky.social · 13/09/2026yanking my parachute ripcord, a tiny man brimming with self confidence and a can-do attitude pops out of the 'chute bag. "don't worry friend, i'll get us out of this jam!" he yells over the rushing wind. we slam into the ground at terminal velocity 320051
Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Walking barefoot on hardwood floors is the closest I’ll get to being a gecko 0131
Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I want a button to say that a post has "Touched upon something true" 0101
Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 14/09/2026There should be an opposite kind of intervention where everyone gets together and vindicates you 1315
Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I don't think I've met anyone who can actually despite everything 050
Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 13/09/2026A strange chemical reaction is happening on one planet out of millions 070
Reposted by Green🐍Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Sublime Life Under The Orb—Assume Not Every Kid Obeys. 4571
Reposted by Green🐍sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026briefly pausing the ambient album to find, with great satisfaction, that the crickets continue chirping 0198
Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I'm sludge. I need to be stored in a cup or I'll fall apart 0152
Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 12/09/2026*about to leave* My time here is winged and losing altitude 060
Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Sick and Tired have come together to build something amazing 050
Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Sissors can’t control me. I’ll run and run and run and run 060
Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It's 2:35 and I haven't even been destroyed! What gives! 1121
Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I've got two blank pieces of paper that will answer your question 020
Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You're nothing! You're not even of a single quality! 030
Reposted by Green🐍Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 10/09/2026life for the most part was a telling pantomime of action, and not a tame chapter of sounds 28218
Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The light of the truth is so awesome, it almost makes me forget about the shadow of lies 040
Green🐍 @everest-green.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I can’t believe I put money into things and the money doesn’t even say goodbye 040
Reposted by Green🐍Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Wait they have cigarettes in prison? That's bad ass! 3614
