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Now the dream is over and the insect is awake. I post gay little crochet projects sometimes they/she, 30s

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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A black wind blows through you~
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
NJPW professional wrestler El Desperado leaping in the air and hitting Andreza Giant Panda with a guitar
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Shiny the Wark 🔞 @ BLFC @shinywark.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
re-uploading because I misspelled their name. I'm sorry Biddy Blas, you deserve so much better.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 08/10/2026
happy international lesbian day. thinking about two of the greats
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person 1: i need a girl to kiss
person 2: do you think that just because you're lesbian it makes that sentence any less pathetictumblr posts:
person 1: can you trigger tag 'lesbians' please 
person 2: no but i can hit you with my car
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
A captcha that is a reference to the opening scene of Master and Commander
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

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Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a little louder for the cheap seats in the back
One of the biggest myths is that men rape by mistake. Like, "Oh, they need consent training." But research is very clear: Sexual violence is not a mistake. It is an intentionally made decision by people who know they don't have consent. They just don't prioritize consent over things like status, power, domination, and sexual gratification.
For my research, I got a certificate of confidentiality from the National Institutes of Health, so my notes couldn't be subpoenaed. One of the reasons I call them perpetrators in my work is because every single person I interviewed confessed in that context. The first question I would ask them was, "When you received that email from Title IX that you were under investigation, did you know what it was about?" Every perpetrator I interviewed said "yes." If sexual assault were a miscommunication, you would be wondering, What have I possibly done wrong? That is not the way that any of them reacted because they knew.
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Take her away, boys." "I thought you said the law was powerless." "Powerless to help you, not punish you."
Season 11 / Episode 21
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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Eve @evemalchus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
its a mox-style tuant
Ocelot kissing Snake in MGS4 with gamers saying that it's a taunt or an insult
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
built to kill & programmed to suffer
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
shirley jackson you tell em www.newyorker.com/books/page-t...
ar and away the greatest menace to the writer—any writer, beginning or otherwise
—is the reader. The reader is, after all, a kind of silent partner in this whole business of writing, and a work of fiction is surely incomplete if it is never read. The reader is, in fact, the writer's only unrelenting, genuine enemy. He has everything on his side; all he has to do, after all, is shut his eyes, and any work of fiction becomes meaningless. Moreover, a reader has an advantage over a beginning writer in not being a beginning reader; before he takes up a story to read it, he can be presumed to have read everything from Shakespeare to Jack Kerouac. No matter whether he reads a story in manuscript as a great personal favor, or opens a magazine, or—kindest of all—goes into a bookstore and pays good money for a book, he is still an enemy to be defeated with any kind of dirty fighting that comes to the writer's mind.
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 28/09/2026
When PAC tried to make Gravity remember him.
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kara🐆 @karaonza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
toys r us event store in new york ~2016. i used to date the person on the left. PAC completely no-sold the giraffe head and stared the human down directly in her eyes (neck star) what a worker
geoffrey pac
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Emi Sakura's post about PAC is breaking my heart
The first time I spoke with him was in Ireland in 2018. When you're living in an English-speaking country, Japanese suddenly reaches your ears in a startling way. Our conversations always started with his "Otsukaresamade-su." Backstage, I wouldn't sense his presence at all, but then those words would arrive right by my ear like the wind. And so I'd search for him. There's no English phrase that translates it just right—its meaning encompasses hello, long time no see, glad to see you, good work, goodbye, good night, see you later, and all sorts of other things rolled into one. I think it's the kind of greeting that comes from the way he's confronted pro wrestling in Japan. It's time. As always, I grab my bag and climb into the car. I can't believe the show goes on. Today and from here on out, forever, I know I'll keep straining to listen. Thank you, PAC.
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Warren Hayes, but living under the floorboards of a cabin 🧟🎃 @mrwarrenhayes.show · 28/09/2026
PAC went back to his stomping grounds in Dragon Gate in 2018. In 2019. He had an absolutely epic match with Kzy. I've seen people say it's one of the best DG matches of all time. I haven't watched enough DG to say that, but I know this match is legitimately great. www.dailymotion.com/video/x72brgz
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feb1019 kzy vs pac - video Dailymotion
Watch feb1019 kzy vs pac - revocelot198 on Dailymotion
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Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pac vs Orange Cassidy from Feb. 2020. One of my favorite "comedy matches" ever and a real bright spot to continually look back on once that year took a turn. youtu.be/7W63y_mCcg0
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FULL MATCH: PAC vs Orange Cassidy | AEW Revolution 2020
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 27/09/2026
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E-40 Choices Yup and Nope Switched
YouTube video by The Megalodon TV
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dillon snook @dillonsnook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Kelly Brack @kellybrack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Batman | Columbo
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The movie ROPE came out on this day in 1948, and newspapers really struggled with how to explain that the main characters were, you know,
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smorl girl @blivveries.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
concept of back
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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Dragonclaude @dragonclaude.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Teaching a Ghost to Walk. #Undertale #Alphys #Mettaton
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think this was ultimately the right move.
The passengers (excluding the hijackers) and crew on board Flight 93 were nominated for the Congressional Gold Medal on September 19, 2001.
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Swan Boy cast working together to feed Baby God with a big spoon.
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
leonardo dicaprio just broke up with 9/11
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
anyway, the American id understander himself, Hunter S. Thompson, the next week for goddamn ESPN of all places. the party's over, folks.
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."

Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history -- which is no doubt true -- but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a war-time economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.

That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks. The time has come for loyal Americans to Sacrifice. ... Sacrifice. ... Sacrifice. That is the new buzz-word in Washington. But what it means is not entirely clear.
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Laffodile @laffodile.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Samus is back and she's hungrier than ever #Nintendo #Metroid #MetroidRavenous
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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You have to admire this guy's dedication to keeping it tight, despite being marooned on a desolate planet for 15 years. Ceti Alpha V didn't have food or water, but that didn't stop Khan from waxing his chest every day so that he could hunt Kirk 'round perdition's flames, tits out for revenge
Khan from Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan. He's wearing some kind of space barbarian outfit that is technically a kind of shirt but it doesn't cover his chest at all. You can see both nipples. But if I were his age and looked in great shape, I'd rock it too.
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🎃𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐌𝐏𝐒👻 @chronocrump.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
if you ever come across a noelle, be sure to remember these essential tips so you can recognize the signals in her body language!
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mocking Skeletons
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My current art obsession is this round ass Godzilla by Mike Mignola. Plump but still menacing w/ that classic Mignola line and shape efficiency.
Illustration of a plump Godzilla with their mouth open towards the sky. A smoke surrounding them
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The Jer Witch Project @neveronbrand.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This caused me to lookup Mads at a younger age and now I forget what I was doing
*respectful cartoon wolf noises*
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
a four panel comic

a girl and a guy are on the sidewalk, the girl gestures to a woman across the street and says: “ugh, that girl is a total f-word (the homophobic slur)”
the guy says: “huh? aren't you gay?”
the girl responds: “Yeah, that's how i found out
we fucked”
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Morgan "Joshi Dyke Dickhead"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Happy birthday Hana
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skarchomp (2/2 COMMISSIONS OPEN) @skarchomp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
daily affirmation
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spooky scary renegade cut @renegadecut.com · 30/08/2026
found something great on reddit, which is such a rare happenstance that i felt i should post it
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I could probably watch this on a loop forever
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Jacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the sickest part of Dark Knight Rises
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Avery @dyingsignals.love · 28/08/2026
Pulling personal favorite Mercedes Martinez Matches in a thread: youtu.be/0GOOyfebc-U
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SHIMMER Women's Wrestling - MsChif vs. Mercedes Martinez from SHIMMER 20 on July 5, 2008
YouTube video by SHIMMER Women Athletes
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"SPACE" one for me
Tim Curry smiling in space
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Morgan "Joshi Dyke Dickhead"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think about this spot everyday What a crazy thing to do during a 5star grandprix Kagetsu really would go "shit i should kill Mayu" He's the goat
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phi @phosphorus-phi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
trapped in my skin #art
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
don't talk to me about transmisogyny unless you've read ALL of this
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Morgan "Joshi Dyke Dickhead"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hana Kimura truly one of the greatest to ever wrestle
Hana Kimura saying "In the words of the revolutionary Che Guevara, Diamonds can only be polished by Diamonds" "I want to polish these gems and make them shine like diamonds, thats all"
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Iran doesn’t need to DDoS attack Bluesky. All it needs to do is post is “what if a DoorDash driver got caught by a speed camera on the way to someone who was having a bad day of executive function”
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