iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

I know it’s a police state app but fuck if it doesn’t make me smile from time to time

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

tariff this, tariff that. what i wanna know is, when’s someone gonna tariff my clothes

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)

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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

(through tears) that’s showbiz, baby

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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

if I say I am displeased with where the industry went its largely because stuff like "YOU ARE A NOW A WORKER!" (ANT EMERGING FROM EGG) {framed by a UI that looks like a business application} is no longer normal

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain

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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

it was actually a good idea to get a bluesky at my absolute lowest point of mental wellness

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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

throwing up in an alleyway in roku city

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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

drew my new D&D character, Huck Bokley, a rootin’ tootin’ aarakocra bard

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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

bike lanes should be furnished with the auto-turret from Alien 2 every 50 ft

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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

starting a new antidepressant mood board

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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

eating 5-8 THC edibles on the commute to my severed workplace

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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

three months of unemployment would fix me

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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

what every memory of 2012 feels like

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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

yearning on it crazy style

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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

watched Road Warrior and got inspired to design a t-shirt

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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

you’re tellin me a crab ran and gooned in this

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

YOU: why does this program keep crashing.. HALFWIT YOKEL WHO'S ALWAYS BROADLY CORRECT ABOUT YOUR TECH ISSUES: y'ask me i wager a bug done it

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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

okay but crying about your breakup in a furry bar is lowkey camp

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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

once someone reposted this photo of me with "this bitch look like robbie rotten" and i still think about that. devastating

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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

I’m crashing out I want the world to know I got to let it show

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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

my friends have a running bit where we interact on FetLife like it's Facebook in 2008

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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

getting dumped while developing a new crush, or taking uppers with my downers

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

The richest man in the world went insane because he can buy anything except the ability to tell a joke. That's how valuable jokes are.

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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 22/01/2025

You was in the club without clarity of purpose

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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

thinkin about when the office photographer caught me popping off in the group chat 😔

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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

cool new thing my body is doing to me is getting me up every night at 3am to yearn for 1-3 hours

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

FUCK ALL APP'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELATAN THINKAN ABOUT SITTEN DOWN AT DA COMPUTER STATION , A LARGE PEICE OF FURNITURE WITH DRAWERS AND RACK'S FOR CD ROM'S, AND DIALEN UP DA 'NET IN A TIME WHEN IT SEEMED LIMITLESS INSTEAD OF POINTLESS , DA CAPACITY OF WEB SITES HOLDING AN INFINITE POSSIBILITY OF HUMAN ART AND EXPRESSION AND EMOTION ,DA PROMISE OF THE 90'S EXTENDED INTO DA MILLENIUM LONG BEFORE IT WAS ACQUIRED AND SHUTTERED BY CAPITAL, WE WILL HAVE ANOTHER ERA FOR THE WORKING CLASS, WE WILL OVERCOME THE OPRESSORS AS WE ALWAYS HAVE ,LOVE AND ART CAN ONLY BE PUSHED DOWN AND DEMONETIZED IN SPURTS BEFORE IT EMERGES AGAIN, AS FLOWERS THROUGH CRACKS OF PAVEMENT, THE INEVITABILITY OF CLOUDS YIELDING TO THE SUNS BRILLIANT RAYS AS IT ALWAYS MUST ,THE OVERGROWN LITTLE BOYS OF "TECH" SUCCUMBING ONE AFTER ANOTHER TO THEIR OWN GREED AS BEAUTY VISITS HUMANKIND AS IT ALWAYS HAS AND ALWAYS WILL ,STAY HERE ON EARTH WITH ME AND WE WILL WATCH IT TOGETHER MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "GOING TO WEBSITE'S WAS MORE FUN THEN ALL OF THIS SHIT, CLICKING, BOOK MARKS, 3 NEW TOPICS, 4 USERS ON LINE, EMAILL, FORUM'S, BLOGS ETC ETC" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND I STILL COLLECT MP3S FUCK SPOTIFY!!!!!!!!!!!!! KISS MY ASS SPOTIFY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

celebrating my beautiful husband’s 36th birthday in leavenworth, which as a first generation german immigrant, is a fun and hilarious place to be

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

We're making all your websites shitty and evil. What are you gonna do, log off and spend time with your family

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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

video games without a dating sim mechanic are biphobic

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Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Me in the follicular phase: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me in the luteal phase: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

yeah i’m a switch. i collect the herbs & berries AND maintain the rabbit snares

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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

how it feels listening to the cyberpunk 2077 soundtrack at the gym

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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

even after all these twitterless years, my heart yearns to post

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