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eva wood 🦇

@evawood.bsky.social
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queer-coded villain / creative director / friendly seattle cryptid

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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Well… after 4 months of unemployment Nick left me and things got very dark. But then I got a job that I start next week! Data is doing well, though getting old. She is staying with me :)
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I LOVE HIM
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Didn’t you illustrate a cute lil pixel heeler for this?
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
i knew i was tempting fate with this one and i went ahead and did it anyway. anyway i got laid off
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I know it’s a police state app but fuck if it doesn’t make me smile from time to time
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choplogik @choplogik.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
tariff this, tariff that. what i wanna know is, when’s someone gonna tariff my clothes
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)
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graveworm unearther @waveform.observer · 19/03/2025
lawrence fishburne as morpheus in the first matrix movie where he's kinda laying the whole shebang down for neo the first time. it's in the speech bubble meme format, so it looks like he is saying the quoted post.
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
(through tears) that’s showbiz, baby
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
if I say I am displeased with where the industry went its largely because stuff like "YOU ARE A NOW A WORKER!" (ANT EMERGING FROM EGG) {framed by a UI that looks like a business application} is no longer normal
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
it was actually a good idea to get a bluesky at my absolute lowest point of mental wellness
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
throwing up in an alleyway in roku city
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
😭 I miss it every day
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
drew my new D&D character, Huck Bokley, a rootin’ tootin’ aarakocra bard
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
bike lanes should be furnished with the auto-turret from Alien 2 every 50 ft
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
starting a new antidepressant mood board
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
my nickname in the guild was Jailbait. i cringe to recall this
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josher @wokedilbert.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
eating 5-8 THC edibles on the commute to my severed workplace
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
i yearn to do this specific hard launch
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
i’m your valentine now
hot goth babe in big stompin boots
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
okay heard. yet still. it calls to me
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
three months of unemployment would fix me
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
selection of recent texts
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
what every memory of 2012 feels like
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
yearning on it crazy style
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
june. thank you
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
watched Road Warrior and got inspired to design a t-shirt
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
you’re tellin me a crab ran and gooned in this
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
YOU: why does this program keep crashing.. HALFWIT YOKEL WHO'S ALWAYS BROADLY CORRECT ABOUT YOUR TECH ISSUES: y'ask me i wager a bug done it
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
no unfortunately this was last week! but i’d be down to go back the cider is actually really good?
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
lmao yes that one
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
okay but crying about your breakup in a furry bar is lowkey camp
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
once someone reposted this photo of me with "this bitch look like robbie rotten" and i still think about that. devastating
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I’m crashing out I want the world to know I got to let it show
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
my friends have a running bit where we interact on FetLife like it's Facebook in 2008
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
getting dumped while developing a new crush, or taking uppers with my downers
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
The richest man in the world went insane because he can buy anything except the ability to tell a joke. That's how valuable jokes are.
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 22/01/2025
You was in the club without clarity of purpose
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
thinkin about when the office photographer caught me popping off in the group chat 😔
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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
cool new thing my body is doing to me is getting me up every night at 3am to yearn for 1-3 hours
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
FUCK ALL APP'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATAN THINKAN ABOUT SITTEN DOWN AT DA COMPUTER STATION , A LARGE PEICE OF FURNITURE WITH DRAWERS AND RACK'S FOR CD ROM'S, AND DIALEN UP DA 'NET IN A TIME WHEN IT SEEMED LIMITLESS INSTEAD OF POINTLESS , DA CAPACITY OF WEB SITES HOLDING AN INFINITE POSSIBILITY OF HUMAN ART AND EXPRESSION AND EMOTION ,DA PROMISE OF THE 90'S EXTENDED INTO DA MILLENIUM LONG BEFORE IT WAS ACQUIRED AND SHUTTERED BY CAPITAL, WE WILL HAVE ANOTHER ERA FOR THE WORKING CLASS, WE WILL OVERCOME THE OPRESSORS AS WE ALWAYS HAVE ,LOVE AND ART CAN ONLY BE PUSHED DOWN AND DEMONETIZED IN SPURTS BEFORE IT EMERGES AGAIN, AS FLOWERS THROUGH CRACKS OF PAVEMENT, THE INEVITABILITY OF CLOUDS YIELDING TO THE SUNS BRILLIANT RAYS AS IT ALWAYS MUST ,THE OVERGROWN LITTLE BOYS OF "TECH" SUCCUMBING ONE AFTER ANOTHER TO THEIR OWN GREED AS BEAUTY VISITS HUMANKIND AS IT ALWAYS HAS AND ALWAYS WILL ,STAY HERE ON EARTH WITH ME AND WE WILL WATCH IT TOGETHER MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "GOING TO WEBSITE'S WAS MORE FUN THEN ALL OF THIS SHIT, CLICKING, BOOK MARKS, 3 NEW TOPICS, 4 USERS ON LINE, EMAILL, FORUM'S, BLOGS ETC ETC" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND I STILL COLLECT MP3S FUCK SPOTIFY!!!!!!!!!!!!! KISS MY ASS SPOTIFY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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