Evan @evanpl.us · 17hMathman, your mission is to eat the commodity prices that have gone UP as a result of the closing of the strait of Hormuz. Beware the malevolent Mr. Glitch. He will eat YOU… if you are wrong. 1113
Reposted by EvanMatthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They're holding up a major escalation in Iran and a crackdown on abortion until after the midterms to limit political damage. To the extent that the last two years have been a right-wing smash-and-grab operation, the next two will be worse. 20262122865
Evan @evanpl.us · 03/10/2026I’ll believe this when I see it. I’m seeing a lot of ”hold your nose“ talk. 000
Reposted by EvanWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Again, you can always detect some faint embarrassment from Democrats when they talk about the ballroom, but “the president demolished a big part of the White House to build himself a palace with bribes from enemy powers” is, by an order of magnitude, the worst corruption scandal in US historyesquire.comA Wealthy Russian Businessman Is Helping Fund Trump’s Stupid Ballroom. Nothing Sketchy About That, Right?Surely, our president will face consequences for this insanity. 321231362
Reposted by EvanRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit 465142222839
Reposted by EvanMolly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When white nationalist are a part of your voting base 24362431244
Reposted by EvanKyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026BREAKING WSJ: The Trump Justice Department is reviewing whether the special prosecutor's office that investigated Watergate committed misconduct. A revisionist historian went to DOJ HQ to present his case that Richard Nixon and his associates weren't treated fairly.wsj.comExclusive | Decades After Watergate, Justice Department Reviews Whether Nixon Got a Raw DealA revisionist historian went to the DOJ headquarters to present his case that the former president and his associates weren’t treated fairly. 4971492553
Reposted by EvanfranciscOOoOo👻 varela fan club @paleopragmatist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the thing that always struck me about greek life was how almost everybody is acting in some level of bad faith: everybody knows it's abt hedonism, privilege, and exclusion. students don't actually believe it's abt brotherhood and nobody they say this to believes that they believe it, either 316719
Reposted by EvanAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president 895254386022
Evan @evanpl.us · 01/10/2026Yeah which is why they’re framing it as an accusatory “were you in Atlanta” knowing he’d deny it and then they’d present a bunch of evidence that he *may* have been in Atlanta and it would look nefarious. Honestly the humor value of Hawks/Hawkeyes is probably the only thing that thwarted it. 0231
Evan @evanpl.us · 01/10/2026they're counting on people not knowing what they're talking about, because it sounds juicier that way 1130
Reposted by EvanKyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026BREAKING: MS NOW EXCLUSIVE. Republican Eric Schmitt was warned about the Jack Smith texts. He used them anyway. GOP Judiciary staff told Schmitt the texts — obtained from the Trump DOJ — were "unvetted." Schmitt still used them.ms.nowEric Schmitt was warned about the Jack Smith texts. He used them anyway.As Republicans on Capitol Hill try to figure out how Eric Schmitt’s bombshell fell apart so embarrassingly, it turns out he was warned that the texts were unvetted. 2722646772
Reposted by EvanKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026🚨 The Pentagon is "increasing [nuclear] options available to the President," per classified briefing to Congress:kenklippenstein.comTrump’s Finger Gets Closer to Nuclear ButtonNot that Congress cares 48467152
Reposted by Evangeri katz @gerikatz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Might as well light the Constitution on fire at this point. 871920458
Evan @evanpl.us · 30/09/2026ok there's no way that 1 in 10 people is selling plasma. What are we using all this plasma for? 000
Reposted by EvanKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Every single member of this administration sees themselves, first and foremost, as a Content Creator™ It's like they staffed an administration with homeschooled aliens who learned about humanity through mainlining TikTok accounts. Just unbelievable levels of sweaty dorkiness. 441118193
Evan @evanpl.us · 30/09/2026Remember that episode of The Office where Jim's love for Pam was so wholesome and pure Pam's dad realized he never loved Pam's mom that much, and they got a divorce that was weird right? 000
Reposted by EvanAsawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 30/09/2026oh nothing just raiding my ethnic cleansing fund so I can illegally prop up my corrupt autocratic personality cult fund, why do u ask 320255
Evan @evanpl.us · 30/09/2026This is probably going to be an unpopular take here but Claude would not have made this mistake 120
Evan @evanpl.us · 30/09/2026The last basketball game I went to was the Carrollton High School Lady Hawks in Carrollton, IL. So naturally I'm fantasizing about a senator grilling me about attending a Hawks game and I'm just like "well guess what" 000
Reposted by EvanMichael Zimmer @michaelzimmer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Today's "White House Accord on Super Intelligence" #smh 54720
Evan @evanpl.us · 30/09/2026I kinda wonder if the Hawks/Hawkeyes thing was a coincidence and the only thing they had was that Smith went to a basketball game on Feb 3, and just completely made up the part about it being in Atlanta 010
Reposted by EvanJosh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026New Evidence Shows Just How Badly One Republican Senator Beclowned Himself in the Jack Smith Hearing talkingpointsmemo.com/news/eric-sc...talkingpointsmemo.comNew Evidence Shows Just How Badly One Republican Senator Beclowned Himself in the Jack Smith HearingTPM has found fairly definitive evidence proving Sen. Eric Schmitt (R-MO) misread... 1935969
Evan @evanpl.us · 29/09/2026They can't be scheduled tweets, there are pictures from the hearing. They think they got away with it 0120
Reposted by EvanArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social 178124462669
Evan @evanpl.us · 29/09/2026They don't think they did a bad thing! They think that it's good to lie to further their goals! JD Vance has openly talked about this! They're still doing it! They do not feel bad about it! 000
Evan @evanpl.us · 29/09/2026Please stop posting framegrabs of right-wing figures making faces and saying "look how embarrassed they are!". You're anthropomorphizing them. They do not understand that they should feel ashamed of what they're doing. 100
Reposted by EvanMicah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026I think the entire right wing media ecosystem was primed to make this a huge deal, they all had their talking points ready to go and this was going to be THE big gotcha that brought down Jack Smith and they are just scrambling because it turns out the whole thing was an embarrassing mistake 2269593
Evan @evanpl.us · 29/09/2026What's the thinking behind Trump trying to "rename" AI? Does he just think Artificial is too hard to say or something? It's gotta be real stupid. 000
Evan @evanpl.us · 29/09/2026that's not even the real conspiracy theory, the conspiracy theory is that Helen Keller was a real person but that her accomplishments were faked. Bizarre to say that a person who made public appearances as late as 1960 never existed 0120
Reposted by EvanSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026He thought he was making the Fox News clip of the hearing when he was making the MSNOW clip. 742005279
Reposted by EvanPam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI 952518669
Evan @evanpl.us · 29/09/2026I don't buy this line of reasoning- he was probably just going to put up another poster, he still thinks he's right 000
Reposted by EvanPhil @philip-bidwell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Also important to note that rows at State Farm Arena where the Atlanta Hawks play have alphabetical designation (A,B,C) and not numerical 1322
Evan @evanpl.us · 29/09/2026Whenever I want to do a secret meeting I always go to the front row of an NBA game 000
Reposted by EvanAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026Eric Schmitt is on The Charlie Kirk Show (yes it's still called that) -- and believe it or not, hosts are pretending he owned Smith with his embarrassingly botched gotcha "You caught him in this NBA game too in Atlanta" "Yeah," Schmitt says There's no mention that Schmitt had all his facts wrong 3432475557
Evan @evanpl.us · 29/09/2026man it would be embarrassing for a Senator from Missouri to not know that the University of Iowa's team is the Hawkeyes 001
Evan @evanpl.us · 29/09/2026what even was the conspiracy here? He's not allowed to go to Atlanta? 000
Reposted by EvanAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence: 2635209895724
Reposted by EvanAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, he engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power" 344124584623
Reposted by EvanA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from? 963626663
Reposted by EvanMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/09/2026Trump: Sleepy Joe Biden, have you heard of him? *a few moments later* Trump: 😴😴😴 51972092580
