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Evan

@evanpl.us
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Software developer in Eugene, OR

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Evan @evanpl.us · 23/09/2026
for me it's whenever the p(doom) thermometer exits the scene, it blinks out for a few frames, reappears, and shrinks- but the label and thermometer both shrink to the same point rather than shrinking together so they overlap. As with the teeth this would be super easy to fix with another prompt.
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Evan @evanpl.us · 16/09/2026
being in trouble is a fake idea
Ray from Achewood driving a car that looks suspiciously like his own oven. The car is labelled "ED'S PANS". He speaks: "I wish in the past I had tried more things 'cause now I know that being in trouble is a fake idea"
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Evan @evanpl.us · 16/09/2026
The blue and green Tropical Skittles drink mix packets are yummy, orange is OK, and pink is meh. For some reason each box is 1/2 pink. Seems like a bad ratio to me!
Tropical Skittles drink mix, a sky blue box that says "Skittles" with pictures of four sachets of drin mix: pink, orange, green, and blue
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Evan @evanpl.us · 08/09/2026
I get these bizarro spam/scam emails daily asking if they can buy the company I worked at 5 years ago.
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Evan @evanpl.us · 04/09/2026
Yeah pretty much.
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Evan @evanpl.us · 04/09/2026
thinking about getting a tattoo of the EURion constellation on my face so nobody can copy me
closeup of a $20 bill showing repeated subtle patterns of circles hidden as the 0 in seemingly-randomyly-spaced yellow "20"s, with blue lines connecting them to illustrate the pattern
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Evan @evanpl.us · 30/08/2026
Don’t even think about going after the riches- the tomb is buried under thousands of tons of concrete. > I don’t care how many tons. If there’s riches, I’ll find them!
Terry Nanny wearing a tan suit in one of Milwaukee’s many exquisite and safe parksTreasure Hunter M wearing goggles and holding a shovel. He’s young and full of purpose.
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Evan @evanpl.us · 21/08/2026
Old tweet from BAKOON (@BAKKOOONN)

Image: weird dogs howling.
Text: "the dogs fuckin found out about religion, call the cops. no not the regular cops"
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Evan @evanpl.us · 18/08/2026
I knew it- They're training pusher robots to protect the Terrible Secret of Space
Google CAPTCHA- "Select all squares with STAIRS"
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Evan @evanpl.us · 05/08/2026
Elon Musk rn
Chairface Chippendale, an anthropomorphic character with a wooden chair for a head from the animated The Tick, looking (?) at the moon after partially engraving his name with a laser. The moon has giant letters on its left half, reading "CHA".
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Evan @evanpl.us · 30/07/2026
Anyway it’s this
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Evan @evanpl.us · 15/07/2026
Q from Star Trek: TNG in "Encounter from Farpoint" wearing the armor of an Earth Army soldier, snorting something from a chest-mounted dispenser
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Evan @evanpl.us · 05/07/2026
hahahahahaha
Screencap of a live video feed of Donald Trump, filmed through a window, watching TV, showing the same video of Trump watching a TV etc.
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Evan @evanpl.us · 29/06/2026
found it: lists.w3.org/Archives/Pub...
>DNRC Enemies List
>-------------------
>
>In Newsletter #8, I added Drew Carey to the DNRC Enemies Watch List 
>because of his eerie physical resemblance to Dilbert.  Drew contacted me 
>by e-mail and asked if I would take him off the list if some Dilbert 
>merchandise were placed around the set of his sitcom.  I agreed.  On 
>January 17th, Dilbert and Dogbert dolls were clearly visible in his 
>cubicle.  Drew is hereby removed from the enemies list and promoted to 
>Sainthood in the DNRC.  (Saint Drew of Sitcoms.)
>
>As a further show of DNRC power, I recommend that we all watch his 
>excellent show on Wednesday nights and pump up his ratings.
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Evan @evanpl.us · 18/06/2026
Here’s a thing I’m working on. It will have a cover & no visible wires when I’m done. Hopefully a better diffuser as well.
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Evan @evanpl.us · 18/06/2026

>be me
>bottomless pit supervisor
>in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless
>occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless
>one day i go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless
>the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit
>distress.jpg
>ask my boss what to do
>he says "just make it bottomless again"
>i say "how"
>he says "i don't know, you're the supervisor"
>rage.jpg
>quit my job
>become a regular pit supervisor
>first day on the job, go to the new hole
>its bottomless
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Evan @evanpl.us · 12/06/2026
I am super curious to know how they covertly deployed whatever this is so precisely! Someone must have stood in the center of each circle and spread or sprayed something around themselves. Using google maps I estimate the numerals are each 100'x140'- that's massive!
Image of giant numerals "86" in the grass of the national mall, made up of round patches of brown grass among the rich green grass. Each numeral is made of 6 columns and 11 rows of circles. The numerals are neatly spaced within the grass of the mall, roughly 100' wide and 140' tall. Each circle appears to be about 10' in diameter, and consists of a sharply defined inner circle (possibly spray paint added by investigators) and multiple brown concentric circles.
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Evan @evanpl.us · 02/06/2026
How does someone look at this and think "this is good"?
photo of the Kennedy center sign: "The Donald J. Trump And The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts"
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Evan @evanpl.us · 01/06/2026
This is amazing but I can’t find anything about dosage- do you take one a day or what’s the deal? I don’t want to get burned
Instagram ad for button batteries- “Energizer Ultimate Child Shield - World’s only coin lithium battery that prevents burns if swallowed”
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Evan @evanpl.us · 01/06/2026
These are exactly the types of notifications I want to receive.
 iOS notification from my security camera. It says “A squirrel is standing on the tree.”
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Evan @evanpl.us · 22/05/2026
going to check on my slush fund
some shaved ice drinks aka Slushys
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Evan @evanpl.us · 21/05/2026
Quite an evocative description of the K-Pop Demon Hunters McDonalds meal @doughboys.bsky.social @mcdonalds
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Evan @evanpl.us · 24/04/2026
wait until Alex Jones finds out about Tim's earlier forays into politics
little girl from Tom Goes To The Mayor, bloodied and trapped in a bear trap (it's obviously photoshopped and cartoony don't worry)Tom (Tim Heidecker) from Tom Goes To The Mayor looking at the carnage, horrified
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Evan @evanpl.us · 15/04/2026
just saw a breathless linkedin post about the amazing technology that Netflix uses to make sure you can't pirate their content or even take screenshots!!!! huh!
Random screenshot of Netflix (show is "Digman")
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Evan @evanpl.us · 20/03/2026
These ads are disrespectful to Rocky
Instagram ad where Rocky from Project Hail Mary is holding a phone while Ryan Gosling looks annoyed. Rocky is a small alien, about 2 feet tall, that looks like a spider made of stone.
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Evan @evanpl.us · 26/02/2026
Like seriously this just looks like a person listening to a speech. He didn’t suddenly grow a conscience overnight.
Whichever dipshit justice this is looking forward with a completely neutral expression
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Evan @evanpl.us · 22/02/2026
Scott Ackerman on Comedy Bang! Bang! (TV), with the subtitle “Sore Fuckmann”
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Evan @evanpl.us · 18/02/2026
all timer
Wiger looking very incredulous. caption says "Clear pubes?"
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Evan @evanpl.us · 10/02/2026
This is so stupid, I just want to adjust my thermostat
Four iOS apps with inscrutable icons named SmartThings, SmartLife, SmartHQ, and SmartHub
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Evan @evanpl.us · 10/02/2026
ok look I'm not a prude, but we can't let them get away with this
email from wingstop. Subject is "Ready For A Threeway?" and the headline is "Dry Rubs or All Wet?" -- and then there's a big picture of chicken wings. I guess you get three kinds of chicken wings or something
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Evan @evanpl.us · 05/02/2026
it's not a typo you guys
screenshot of a dozen or so political begging emails that all have a variation of "$1 - No, that's not a typo" in the subject/body
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Evan @evanpl.us · 04/02/2026
I thought I'd be annoyed by this feature but this is what I want to know about
IOS notification from my camera app: "North Gate: A brown deer is sniffing a tree in the yard."
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Evan @evanpl.us · 27/01/2026
Ice Town costs Ice Clown his Town Crown
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Evan @evanpl.us · 27/01/2026
Useful AI summary of AI summaries
“Multiple people walking on various surfaces”
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Evan @evanpl.us · 26/01/2026
It’s kinda funny that none of the things he credits Trump with actually happened or will happen
He credits Trump with Gaza ceasefire, NATO spending increases, and 10% credit card apr cap
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Evan @evanpl.us · 26/01/2026
“Supply lines”
iPhone screenshot showing shopping/food ordering apps
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Evan @evanpl.us · 20/01/2026
is it just honey?
Email subject: "NEW: A sweeter take on Hot Honey"
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Evan @evanpl.us · 19/01/2026
REALMS
screenshot from the Minecraft Realms login that says "Realms" three times
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Evan @evanpl.us · 17/01/2026
Andy Samberg dressed as Jose Canseco from 1988 holding a framed photograph of the time he met Alf
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Evan @evanpl.us · 02/01/2026
I keep getting these car insurance ads on reddit with a bizarre AI map of Oregon showing rivers that don't exist
Bad AI map of Oregon with completely inaccurate rivers, a giant lake in Malheur, etc
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Evan @evanpl.us · 30/11/2025
Oh I get it now
Toward the end of the film, when the police arrive in Central Park, one of the officers exclaims "it's like the 4th of July here!" He says this because of the fireworks, since the 4th of July is an American holiday in which fireworks are traditionally displayed.

Screencap from IMDB trivia for Home Alone 2
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Evan @evanpl.us · 05/11/2025
Outside of the Oval Office with a gold sign that says "The Oval Office" in Papyrus font
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Evan @evanpl.us · 08/10/2025
I made a K-Pop Demon Hunters "Honmoon Simulator": honmoon.cloud Use this with an LCD projector to make it look like the honmoon is covering your living room. Could be fun to put on the side of your house for halloween. Press number keys or click to change it to different modes.
Normal "healthy" honmoon. Wavy lines in varying shades of blue."Demon" honmoon. Similar to the "healthy" honmoon except it's bright pink and scary."Rainbow" honmoon. Wavy horizontal lines pulsing with different shades of blue, pink, and gold.
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Evan @evanpl.us · 12/09/2025
I get 40 emails a day or texts from politicians I've never heard of or interacted with and they all use the same sniveling pathetic wiener subject line.
"Please give us a chance to explain"
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Evan @evanpl.us · 06/08/2025
Thanks google AI
Google screenshot.

Pixies and the story behind the classic Doolittle
The band "Gouge Away" has the following personnel: Christina Michelle (vocals), Thomas Cantwell (drums), Mick Ford (guitar), Tyler Forsythe (bass), and Dylan Downey (guitar), according to Wikipedia. The Pixies, an unrelated band, have had several personnel changes throughout their history. The original lineup included Black Francis (vocals, guitar), Joey Santiago (guitar), Kim Deal (bass, vocals), and David Lovering (drums).
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Evan @evanpl.us · 24/07/2025
always interesting to see a blog post randomly change fonts mid-paragraph. makes you wonder why. copying from a press release email would certainly be one explanation. I'm sure there are others. Minor Fantastic Four spoilers I guess
Text from a blog post. The font starts as serif but then switches to sans-serif starting with "You read that correctly".

Text: we’re referring to the cast of Roger Corman’s unreleased 1994 film, made only to retain character rights. You read that correctly: none other than Alex Hyde-White, Rebecca Staab, Jay Underwood, and Michael Bailey Smith make fleeting appearances in Marvel’s latest.
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Evan @evanpl.us · 17/07/2025
Likely place for it to be
iPhone notification- “Vehicle detected at your Driveway”
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Evan @evanpl.us · 16/06/2025
Did the cops check on every politician nearby or just Hortman? They got there more than an hour and a half after the other shooting but he was just arriving? He went *into* the house and then escaped on foot, just walked out the back door? Not doing a conspiracy thing, just confused
After Brooklyn Park police learned the shooting victim in Champlin was a state legislator, officers proactively sent to the Hortman residence.
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Evan @evanpl.us · 13/06/2025
I kinda want to hear someone at Chipotle explain what the joke here is
Temporary tattoo from a Chipotle email ad that says "Vinaigrette Please"
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Evan @evanpl.us · 27/05/2025
Didn’t her entire home planet blow up like two days before this scene?
Princess Leia grinning at the end of A New Hope
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