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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 6h
Mom: we have a wheel of misfortune at home The wheel of misfortune at home:
static.klipy.com
Cat Running Wild on Exercise Wheel
Alt: Cat Running Wild on Exercise Wheel
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 6h
"It's mind-boggling."
Is it though? meme
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 8h
Swing voters (derogatory)
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 12h
Just like with everything else under this guy, the answer will be "more testosterone."
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 29/09/2026
Well, tried to get america.gov to write FizzBuzz, couldn't get it to break its programming (didn't try hard tbh, I was just bored), but I did get it to search for information about a WTF-69 form.
america.gov
America.gov
Find answers from official government sources and clear next steps for the services you need with America.gov.
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 29/09/2026
*slower whistle*
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 29/09/2026
*slow whistle*
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 29/09/2026
Did he swallow a Cybertruck?
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 29/09/2026
Is it terminal?
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 29/09/2026
The things they'll plug on the internet these days.
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 28/09/2026
pin this skeet
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 28/09/2026
Looking forward to Friday after the market closes.
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bkmacd @bkmacd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@peark.es facedoxx
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 27/09/2026
The lost generation being the seniors flipping the fuck out over every little thing that doesn't concern them.
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 27/09/2026
It's a good start
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 26/09/2026
I was wondering where she was in all of this. Yikes.
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 26/09/2026
Oligarchy? Now they're just taking the piss.
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 26/09/2026
Comfort is in the eye (head?) of the beholder
A calico cat laying on a rug under a wooden dining room chair pushed in under a dining room table, head resting on the long wooden foot of one of the table legs
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 26/09/2026
What a terrible day to have reading comprehension
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 26/09/2026
"I will work with my colleagues to address these illegal actions." "Oh, so you're going to impeach Donald Trump?" "No, not like that."
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 26/09/2026
Fort Laramie:
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 26/09/2026
This is probably on the optimistic side of where we actually end up, but it's definitely within the error bars, and that is wild. And Trump has 6 more weeks to make things worse, and he just can't help himself.
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 25/09/2026
Pierre grabbing his crotch multiple times is just another reminder that you should always review your AI results before posting.
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 25/09/2026
If he didn't want people accusing him of making healthcare for Americans massively worse, he could just stop making healthcare for Americans massively worse. Seems like a him problem.
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 25/09/2026
I had to look up way too much stuff to understand what was going on here, and I still don't
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 25/09/2026
Maddie passed a long time ago, but can't resist a chance to share her best tub picture.
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 25/09/2026
she tub ominously
The head of a long-hair calico cat sticking up above the edge of a bathtub, with bright shining eyes from reflecting the flash
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 25/09/2026
All sink no think
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Arizona Right Watch @azrww.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Begin the “Andy Biggs will leave you dry” campaign pls
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 23/09/2026
do it 🤘🏻
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 23/09/2026
Discord massively screwed up the age verification rollout. At least on Android, the app is completely broken, making it look like you're age restricted, even if you're not. The only place I could see my group was on the web, in a box above Account Standing. Search wouldn't find it. What a shitshow.
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 23/09/2026
I'm sure there would be times where I would be unable to stop a belly laugh at some deeply-held policy ideas, and that is considered incompatible with being a politician. Even if those policy ideas rightfully deserve it.
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 22/09/2026
Bah, Craycroft. I know my Tucson streets, sure I do 😆
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 22/09/2026
There's one up on the NW corner of Broadway and Wilmot too, same exact configuration, right next to his overly big sign. Nice signs, really memorable.
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 22/09/2026
Ooh, nice, will have to pick some of that up. It's so true, the only time I have worn sunscreen and liked it was in Japan.
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 22/09/2026
Tired: journalism Wired: fascist narcs
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 22/09/2026
Me: *morbidly curious whether it's something a dumbass wrote that I already know about, or a completely new something a dumbass wrote that I don't know about yet*
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 22/09/2026
Interesting that he thought pointing this out at this particular moment was of Paramount importance.
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 22/09/2026
He needs more political prisoners to paint.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
As always, my advice is: If you see a poll that worries you, roll up your sleeves and get to work. Donate, register, volunteer. And if you see a poll you like? Go to the same things.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NEW: @apnews.com confirms that ICE has begun electronically "disappearing" people in the agency's custody who have final orders of removal. As of last week, anyone jailed by ICE with a final order of removal will NOT appear in the ICE Online Detainee Locator System, making them effectively vanish.
apnews.com
AP Exclusive: ICE hides locations of thousands of detainees with final removal orders
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement has stopped publicly revealing where it is holding most detainees who are subject to final deportation orders, in a move that has made it harder for lawyers an...
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 21/09/2026
At this point, you can assume if they're in the upper echelon of our military and in a position to do this, they've already been captured.
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 21/09/2026
*sigh* *eyeroll* Somebody tell the American public who is in charge of the military right now.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 20/09/2026
Occam's Weed Whacker
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