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Evan Deaubl

@evan.codes
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💻 Computers (especially k8s/Cloud Native/homelab/self hosting) ☕️ Coffee (roasting, and of course drinking) ⚙️ 3D Printing 🫠 ADHD/Neurodivergent 🏜️ Tucson, AZ 🏳️‍🌈 he/him

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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 17h
"It's mind-boggling."
Is it though? meme
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 26/09/2026
Comfort is in the eye (head?) of the beholder
A calico cat laying on a rug under a wooden dining room chair pushed in under a dining room table, head resting on the long wooden foot of one of the table legs
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 26/09/2026
Fort Laramie:
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 25/09/2026
she tub ominously
The head of a long-hair calico cat sticking up above the edge of a bathtub, with bright shining eyes from reflecting the flash
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 12/09/2026
Worst X so far Simpsons meme, uncaptioned
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 10/09/2026
"You don't know what kind of people they have in the Republican Party. I might go up in their estimation."
Professor Plum from the movie Clue, played by Christopher Lloyd
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 10/09/2026
Le Creuset is celebrating Star Trek's 60th by offering you this Vulcan "live long and prosper" spoon rest. Or whatever other use you might find for it around the house.
A cyan gradient spoon rest of a hand showing the Vulcan "live long and prosper" gesture
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 10/09/2026
nice
Just reached level 69 on Japanese in Duolingo
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 04/09/2026
Yep, pretty much.
Map of the US showing the western US as closer to my dialect, the midwest and mid-Eastern coast in the middle, and New England and the South least like my dialect
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 02/09/2026
Eat, Pray, Better 1 or 2?
A decorative eye chart that says:
L
UV
CAN
BESO
BLIND
&STRANGELY BLISSFUL
DONTSWEAT
THESMALLSTUFF
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 27/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
The board of the classic Hollywood Squares TV show, with (upper left to lower right horizontally): Rich Little, Rose Marie, John Davidson, Sandy Duncan, Paul Lynde, Totie Fields, Charley Weaver, Leslie Uggams, and George Gobel.
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 25/08/2026
*record scratch* You're probably wondering how I got here.
A dishtowel draped on top of a tube-style spotlight track lighting fixture
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 23/08/2026
Some of these are from a loooong time ago.
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 20/08/2026
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 19/08/2026
Got to watch this from a safe distance on my commute this morning. Pickup took the left really sharp, drove over the median, crossed directly in front of another car on the other side, continuing into the outer lane to make the next quick right turn. This is like maybe 200 feet. 🙄
A diagram of the craziness described in the skeet
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 15/08/2026
If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
A white slide rule on a white background
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 14/08/2026
Garak "especially the lies" meme: "Especially with this"
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 06/08/2026
RFK Jr reportedly on the way to Florida to investigate the armadillos personally.
Headline: Leprosy cases on the rise in Florida; armadillos linked to spread
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 05/08/2026
An image of two people in a Faraday cage getting not zapped by electricity because they're in a Faraday cage. The image is captioned with "What if we kissed in the Faraday cage"
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 05/08/2026
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky.
A close-up of the face of a pink and white teddy bear, with a caption: "but if I don't go insane then who will"
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 01/08/2026
Worst Person You Know (pictured) Just Made a Great Point
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 01/08/2026
What's your sign?
A sign with the words on the left on a blue background, and the words on the right on a red background:

DON'T     PULL
PUSH       ONLY
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 30/07/2026
Literally got this trying to troubleshoot a webapp problem: "Can you show me a screenshot of the dialog not showing up?"
Text exchange:
1: The how water is not working
2: How?
2: Can you send me a photo?
1: <photo of faucet running>
1: It looks like this but not hot
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 24/07/2026
Erm?
An article preview with the headline, "Flashing yellow arrows aim to reduce left-turn crashes in Tucson," with a picture of cranberry jelly straight from a can.
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 17/07/2026
Archaeologist looks for a cup, finds it, leaves it where he found it
DESCRIBE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE AS BORING AS POSSIBLE
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 15/07/2026
Garfield the Cat looking at a sign with a "no cats allowed" symbol, the cat bearing his likeness, captioned "Huh. I wonder who that's for."
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 10/07/2026
My life for the next few months:
Yellow floor-standing caution sign: "BACKEND ENGINEER DOING FRONTEND WORK"
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 09/07/2026
This breaking news just in — Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is *still* dead
The SNL Weekend Update running joke delivered by Chevy Chase: "Generalissimo Francisco Franco is *still* dead"
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 05/07/2026
Not so mad that the IRS exists now, are you, you little toads?
@Freedom250:

UPDATE: The shelter at the IRS is at capacity. Please shelter in any of the other listed locations. Stay tuned for updates.
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 03/07/2026
"But it might work for us" meme
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 01/07/2026
Donnie Darko "I made a friend" meme:
"I made a neat ATProto project today"
"Neat project or a database?"
"A database"
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 28/06/2026
Two panel comic:
First panel: a guy with arms crossed, visibly stewing about something
Second panel: guy has thrown his arms up and is yelling, "I guess"
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 27/06/2026
The political equivalent of:
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 24/06/2026
iPhone Messages bubbles:

i ain't reading all that
i'm happy for u tho
or sorry that happened
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 24/06/2026
The Pepe Silvia meme with a speech bubble above the man trying to explain whatever the crazy stuff is in the background.
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 21/06/2026
Famous North Korean newscaster Ri Chun-hee
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 13/06/2026
Break time again?
Sailor Moon "my job here is done" meme: Tuxedo Mask saying "My job here is done," and Sailor Moon responding, "But you didn't do anything," and Tuxedo Mask leaving with a whip of his cape.
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 12/06/2026
The cactus wrens normally feed on the ground, so it's a pleasant surprise when one shows up at the feeder.
A cactus wren in a bird feeder
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 10/06/2026
I love these guys. If only they weren't such assholes to the other birds. 😆
A curve-billed thrasher perched on a bird feeder
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 07/06/2026
Or alternatively
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 05/06/2026
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Tweet by Isha Patnaik (@ishapatnaik)
why do people say "keep up the good work" i already did the good work and now i would like to stop
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 02/06/2026
Elías García Martínez’s "Ecce Homo" a picture of Jesus in a red robe with a crown of thorns on the left, and the cartoonish restoration done on the right.
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 31/05/2026
WOIRD BCCK ))
A set of jumbled World Book encyclopedia volumes on a shelf
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 30/05/2026
It's entertaining when the mourning doves get into wing slap fights at the feeder.
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 30/05/2026
The Conan O'Brien podcast meme: an older man saying: "Don Trump? The Home Alone 2 Star?"
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 29/05/2026
Our pool skimmer is having a moment...
7 pool skimmer notifications, saying it's stuck
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 29/05/2026
"All Apple systems now exclusively use the Mayan number system. We think you're going to love it."
A picture of 0-19 in the Mayan numeric system. 0 is represented by a shell, 1-4 are represented by a row of that number of dots, and 5-19 are represented by horizontal bars for every 5 in the number, plus the row of 0-4 dots on top (e.g. 12 is two horizontal bars plus 2 dots on top).
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 29/05/2026
Trending entry is pretty accurate:
Shows "New Glenn" as the top trending topic, with the badge "🔥 Hot"
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 27/05/2026
Lucy Van Pelt of the Peanuts comic strip saying, "Christ, what an asshole."
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Evan Deaubl @evan.codes · 24/05/2026
Repost with the Russian agent that spies on your posts
An old man in a suit looking mildly horrified, with the caption "WTF am I looking at?"
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