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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fair Q
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hegseth: No beardos, weirdos or fatties. Also hegseth: These three will co-lead the military's Project Meridian.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We are paying CNN and MS NOW to run ads for Donald Trump right before the midterms. You and I are paying for them. And CNN and MS NOW are taking the cash while their hosts and guests say the scheme is illegal. That is the current state of corporate media in America.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Gentlemen, our 29% approval rating is too high. Let's start take away people's health care."
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This proves that she knows tariffs hurt American businesses and she wants all American businesses to be hurt except the ones in Alabama who can donate money to her.
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this
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Marlene Robertson🍁🇨🇦 @marlenerobertson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Polar opposites in every way possible.
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is spectacular, folks. We live in a moment in American history when the president and his administration are so racist and dumb that a toy company has to put out a statement saying: "OUR GIANT ROBOT THAT TURNS INTO A TRUCK DENOUNCES RACISM AND HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE CURRENT PRESIDENT."
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/bf6b095...
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Pentagon refuses payout for soldiers who died in Iran conflict ‘because it isn’t a war’
JD Vance offers support after widow expresses frustration in viral online post
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
FACT CHECK: TRUE This has got to be one of the all-time greatest failures of elected officials to do the SIMPLEST thing possible. If only there were a Governor / Senator / Literally fucking ANYONE to confirm whether he's worm food right now.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The Trump agenda is working
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Again: Republicans never really cared about the debt. They just want to make sure we send the money to their donors, not the working class.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
2/ In other words, the last time Democrats had any role in Florida state government was back when Donalds was getting arrested as a drug dealer and pleading no contest to felony larceny. www.notus.org/congress/byr...
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Rep. Byron Donalds Received Mercy After Two Arrests. Now, He’s Making Sentences Tougher For D.C. Youth.
Donalds says his personal ‘pathway of redemption’ — not lenient court treatment — turned his life around.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
(pausing as I nail up the Ten Commandments in a classroom) "They shouldn't be forcing their religion on schoolchildren!"
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?
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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Why are they signing a map?
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It’s a Fair Question….. “Why is it that it takes 900 years and 5000 impact studies to build high speed rail but a 5 minute city council meeting is all it takes to approve a massive data center?”
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
😕
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Taylor Farms' parent company has given $2.2M to GOP PACs this election cycle. That includes $1M to Trump's own PAC, just 6 days after the FDA delayed new food tracing requirements last year. Money in politics is sickening.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"Oh, so it's illegal to own a home now? Is that what the libs are saying?"
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 09/07/2026
Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in 25 days in the hospital. Yet he still has a job, still getting paid, and getting unlimited world class healthcare. The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, and against guaranteed paid leave, is now getting all three.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
PSA: The “SOciALiStS!” Fox will spend all day trying to scare you about today just want you to have health care and roads and think we should stop bombing kids and trillionaires and billionaires can chip in more so kids don’t go hungry The ones screeching are the real radicals
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Capt. Kandy Franklin ⚓️🍬 @captkandy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This was sent to me by one of the naturalists. Multiple whale breaches.
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
🤷🏼
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The same donald trump who threatened "years in jail" for people who touch the peeling paint in the Reflecting pool pardoned 1500 people who destroyed the Capitol on Jan. 6.
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Knits With Cats @knitswithcats.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
A photo of algae with white letters in the upper left: Pantene Color of the year 2026 and a paint chip appearing box with a solid block the color of the algae labeled Pantone #658a2a American Flag Blue.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Renfield Admits Count Dracula Can Be "Kind Of A Lot"
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Euphemister! @euphemister.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I honestly thought “Screw Worm” was the street name of RFK JR’s brain bride. Huh.
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Gautham Rao (pronounced: Knicks in 5) @gauthamrao.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
the release-the-Epstein-files president hides the files the no war president does war the end-inflation president spikes inflation the fix-the-economy president destroys the economy interesting trend...
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Can’t be repeated enough…
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Maybe a bad sign that the acting Attorney General of the United States declares that he doesn't want to create any evidence of what he is up to . . .
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Euphemister! @euphemister.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I mean, I guess.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
1. Lead Left, a super PAC created on 4/24, purports to stand "against MAGA extremists." It has spent $3M+ in Democratic primaries. But it's funders and motivations have been secret. Until now. It's a GOP dirty tricks operation. 🧵
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A GOP dirty tricks operation, exposed
Following the breadcrumbs from a “progressive” super PAC to a powerful Republican operative
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Tom Walsh @tewalsh340.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Every American should be disgusted by this.
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carljungfranz.bsky.social @carljungfranz.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Day of Rage: How Trump Supporters Took the U.S. Capitol A six-month Times investigation has synchronized and mapped out thousands of videos and police radio communications from the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, providing the most complete picture to date of what happened — and why. June 30, 2021
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Video: Day of Rage: How Trump Supporters Took the U.S. Capitol
A six-month Times investigation has synchronized and mapped out thousands of videos and police radio communications from the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, providing the most complete picture to date of what ha...
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
So a comedian's jokes should be taken seriously while trump's outrageous comments should be taken as 'jokes'???
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
How Volodymr Zelenskyy manages to survive in a literal war without a ballroom to keep him safe is just shocking to me.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
They have more money than they could spend in 100 lifetimes and they're still terrified of losing any of it. This is scared loser shit. It's pathetic. I just ordered takeout that will cost me more of my net worth than any tax would cost these fuckers. That makes me braver than all of them combined.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
When children are shot in their classrooms, all politicians can offer are thoughts and prayers. When a shooting happens near them, they demand a $350 million golden ballroom to protect themselves.
Don't normalize a system that protects power more than it protects children.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Your government refusing to prosecute sexual predators, but protect them instead, only makes sense when you realize your government is being run by sexual predators.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Let's sum up Trump's tariffs. 1) They were illegal and also corrupt and arbitrary. 2) They did real damage to economy, esp farmers, small business. 3) Lutnick cheerled them while his spawn prepared to $$. 4) Corps (& some small businesses) finally getting refunds. 5) Consumers will get squat.
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Pope: [moral critique of illegal war] President: I am Jesus. Thr pope is gay Media: they are feuding😳
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Micah @rincewind.run · 16/04/2026
The Art of War is very funny once you understand it for what it actually is, which is Warfare 101 For Dipshit Nobles the intended audience is exactly people like Pete Hegseth
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Charlotte Clymer: In the past week, Donald Trump has threatened nuclear war against Iran, called for the genocide of 93 million Iranians, publicly attacked the Pope, and compared himself to Jesus Christ.

Recall July of 2024 when every pundit and reporter in American media were urging President Biden to step down due to concerns over his cognitive health.

Where are those voices now? Where are the demands for Trump to be removed? Where is the flood of op-eds and cable news panels and social media posts calling for the 25th Amendment to be triggered?

Why are you all so silent on this?
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Harry Sisson: Trump is having a mental health episode right now. He’s been posting on social media all night. He posted at:

9:49pm (Ai Jesus photo)
9:50pm (Trump tower on moon)
10:10pm (dumb meme)
10:32pm (news clip) 
10:53pm (news clip)
12:43am (announcing Hormuz blockade)
2:35am (article about Biden)
2:36am (article on naval blockade)
2:37am (article on Rep. Swalwell)
2:37am (posted the same article about Biden again) 
2:38am (article on his ballroom)
4:10am (article on Iran)

He’s not sleeping, he’s pretending to be Jesus, and he’s posting all night. He’s not well.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I like first ladies who don't have to hold a press conference to deny having a relationship with the guy who ran a global child sex trafficking ring.
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