Euphemister! @euphemister.bsky.social · 8h“Calm down, guys. At best he could nuke Israel.” Odd take. 000
Euphemister! @euphemister.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“I was just teaching his skull about self-defense.” 000
Reposted by Euphemister!Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 02/10/2026hegseth: No beardos, weirdos or fatties. Also hegseth: These three will co-lead the military's Project Meridian. 37530169
Euphemister! @euphemister.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The Benny Johnson who never served, or the Pete Hegseth who bottomed out as a low-rank reservist? Confused as to who were mocking here. 0110
Reposted by Euphemister!Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We are paying CNN and MS NOW to run ads for Donald Trump right before the midterms. You and I are paying for them. And CNN and MS NOW are taking the cash while their hosts and guests say the scheme is illegal. That is the current state of corporate media in America. 30754621897
Euphemister! @euphemister.bsky.social · 25/09/2026And if you interview me with anything less than a clean part, fresh breath, ironed chinos, and no pinging smart devices, then sod off, Kai. (I say this with love.) 000
Reposted by Euphemister!Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"Gentlemen, our 29% approval rating is too high. Let's start take away people's health care." 742732440
Euphemister! @euphemister.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Calling this a statement — not a declaration, a vow, a promise, a cry, a threat, or even a proclamation — feels somehow exactly right. A “statement.” Simps. 000
Euphemister! @euphemister.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Maybe, maybe not. But we’re not talking about me right now, are we? 100
Euphemister! @euphemister.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Lotta weird waah waah baked into this discussion. 100
Reposted by Euphemister!Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This proves that she knows tariffs hurt American businesses and she wants all American businesses to be hurt except the ones in Alabama who can donate money to her. 732545823
Reposted by Euphemister!mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this 491777432
Euphemister! @euphemister.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Shocking absolutely…who again? The Bobbsey Twins, I guess? 010
Reposted by Euphemister!Marlene Robertson🍁🇨🇦 @marlenerobertson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Polar opposites in every way possible. 511151267
Reposted by Euphemister!Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This is spectacular, folks. We live in a moment in American history when the president and his administration are so racist and dumb that a toy company has to put out a statement saying: "OUR GIANT ROBOT THAT TURNS INTO A TRUCK DENOUNCES RACISM AND HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE CURRENT PRESIDENT." 7891022928
Euphemister! @euphemister.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If I were any Democrat of note, I’d just get on TV and promise $6000. 0143
Euphemister! @euphemister.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Politico. This a bribe. Have the nuts to say as much. 01156
Reposted by Euphemister!Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/bf6b095...telegraph.co.ukPentagon refuses payout for soldiers who died in Iran conflict ‘because it isn’t a war’JD Vance offers support after widow expresses frustration in viral online post 37581248
Reposted by Euphemister!BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026FACT CHECK: TRUE This has got to be one of the all-time greatest failures of elected officials to do the SIMPLEST thing possible. If only there were a Governor / Senator / Literally fucking ANYONE to confirm whether he's worm food right now. 1011925483
Reposted by Euphemister!The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The Trump agenda is working 32831356
Reposted by Euphemister!The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Again: Republicans never really cared about the debt. They just want to make sure we send the money to their donors, not the working class. 811971761
Reposted by Euphemister!Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 20/08/20262/ In other words, the last time Democrats had any role in Florida state government was back when Donalds was getting arrested as a drug dealer and pleading no contest to felony larceny. www.notus.org/congress/byr...notus.orgRep. Byron Donalds Received Mercy After Two Arrests. Now, He’s Making Sentences Tougher For D.C. Youth.Donalds says his personal ‘pathway of redemption’ — not lenient court treatment — turned his life around. 832271
Euphemister! @euphemister.bsky.social · 19/08/2026So the choices are likely losing and losing? Thanks for the help, Pumblechook. 140
Reposted by Euphemister!Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/08/2026(pausing as I nail up the Ten Commandments in a classroom) "They shouldn't be forcing their religion on schoolchildren!" 501302210
Reposted by Euphemister!Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon… 3968651433
Euphemister! @euphemister.bsky.social · 09/08/2026“Pretty clear to me” isn’t the most defensible argument, but go on … 020
Reposted by Euphemister!Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 04/08/2026That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas? 10895452183
Reposted by Euphemister!PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Why are they signing a map? 10949973
Euphemister! @euphemister.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Because of course. But WaPo, in their infinite intelligence, went all HURR DURR DURR in the interest of “fairness.” Way to lose the plot. Katherine would never brook this. 010
Reposted by Euphemister!Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 29/07/2026It’s a Fair Question….. “Why is it that it takes 900 years and 5000 impact studies to build high speed rail but a 5 minute city council meeting is all it takes to approve a massive data center?” 31090342634
Euphemister! @euphemister.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Nope. I’m your age. Smelled like shit back then, too. “Skunkweed,” anyone? 000
Euphemister! @euphemister.bsky.social · 29/07/2026This is just a pickleball racquet away from being perfect. 0100
Euphemister! @euphemister.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Manufactured rage and Boomer bait. Sadly, it still works. 081
