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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 01/10/2026
truculence ball
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evil and fucked up lady jacky ૮꒰˵•ﻌ•˵꒱ა ˖⁺。˚⋆˙★ @iminlikewithyou.cool · 01/10/2026
HQ upload of the song/video de la soul and double did for parappa the rapper 2 just landed lfg youtu.be/g-M9erQo0P0
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Say ''I Gotta Believe!'' - De la Soul feat. DOUBLE Music Video
YouTube video by AndysSeveredHead
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David the Trifecta: Fatty, Beardo, Weirdo @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is National Poetry Day in the UK, so for my contribution, I humbly share one of my favourite poems of all time, written by Robert Florence,
BATMAN'S AFF HIS NUT
Batman's aff his nut 
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot 
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat 
Batterin guys
I was lit at: 
"Mate, I'm worried aboot ye 
I know your ma and da died 
But everybody's ma and da dies 
And we're no aw runnin aboot 
Hookin muggers and 
Kickin psychopaths in the baws."
And that was when Batman went 
"Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor 
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?"
And that was when I was lit at: 
"Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae."
And that's the Secret Origin of Robin 
and everybody else.
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 07/07/2024
book
Science fiction book cover with a massive face embedded in the landscape, cover text reads:

She laid down to
JUST REST HER EYES
but woke to discover that she
NAPPED WAY TOO LONG AGAIN

It's the goddamn distant future now dammit all my friends are dead and I'm embedded in the Earth

by LAYE AWAKENSON
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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natemare before christmas @natescape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you know how much has to have gone wrong for me to not like the internet
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Crumplings 🐌 @crumplings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
These cutie pies flew the nest last week (thank you so much to the person who ordered them!! 🥰). Took a quick pic before shipping them off! :)
Three small gremlin figures made from paper mache and painted with acrylic inks in speckled patterns. One is dressed in bright orange and green like a rowan tree, one is wearing a blue cloak adorned with stars, and one is purple and blue, sitting in a boat shaped like the moon. They were photographed on mulberry paper against a dark stone brick wall and fireplace in the background.
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
kitchen duty
the monks havin a gab while leisurely preparing dinner
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でんか @k-hermit.com · 27/09/2026
砂に潜るときのモンハン感
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Caffe Vita @caffevita.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This Tuesday. National Coffee Day. $3 12oz drip from 7:30am - 10:30am. 20% off beans, all day. Seattle / Phoenix / New York. See you there. 🫘
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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🐚 @bel-by-the-sea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's time to go home #BigWalk
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 25/09/2026
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents." H.P. Lovecraft was onto something there at least. Now time to hop online and correlate all of the world's contents
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Caffe Vita @caffevita.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The great "iced coffee to a job interview" debate has hit the Vita HQ office. What's your take?
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Rian Watt @rianwatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nobody — not teachers, not retirees, nobody — will be taxed under the Millionaires Tax unless they make more than a million dollars per year, and voters will always have the final say on any changes to that threshold. Anyone who says otherwise is lying to you.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
To celebrate Spooky Season, let's learn why this vampire bat is running on a treadmill. The three species of vampire bats are the only known mammals to be obligate hemophages: 100% of their calories come from blood. The Common Vampire Bat (Desmodus rotundus) prefers mammals... (📷: Giulia Rossi)
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Steve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
apple music: do you wanna listen to Bartók's concerto for orchestra ah I see you've skipped to a Carly Rae Jepsen song what about now is this a good time for Bartók's concerto for orchestra oh okay no worries bud I'll getcha next time hey what about now are you ready for Bartók's concerto for orches
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Jake Lawrence @timecowboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
some creatures you might find in the woods.
Two panels; top is of some glowing sprite type creatures huddled together in the grass and the second is a big black serpentine creature with blank yellow eyes moving slowly through the forest.
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Trudi Castle @trudicastle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of my fave SG1 eps is called Upgrades, where 3 of the team receive armbands that give them extra strength, mental abilities (and appetite), but of course it gets out of control ;D
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artnau @artnau.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hugger, 2025 by Jakob Grosse-Ophoff www.instagram.com/ja.ko.mo/
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Frank Frazetta’s Death Dealer > anything Renoir ever painted
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shan🎷🐛 @shanhoran.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am so serious
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Crisppyboat @crisppyboat.ca · 19/09/2026
It's almost that time of year again 🍂
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Menacing Cube by Edward Gorey
Photo of a cat on a rug. From this angle the cat is quite square. Her eyes stare at the camera from the center of the square
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Maggie Rudy @maggiemice.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Slug crossing
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
hey so I think I just found the best video on youtube youtu.be/3LGdFKIXr9I?...
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song that plays when you encounter a caterpillar
YouTube video by Solaris
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shafer brown @shaferbrown.com · 17/09/2026
gator joes slopshack (2018)
2018 faux cut paper illustration of a character from a friends rpg setting

A gator with a stained apron beckons you from the counter of his ramshackle restaurant in a swamp

this little grease spoon is open to visit in The Forgotten God: A 5E Campaign available on kick starter here: 

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/r-n-w/the-forgotten-god
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WizardoFrank🆖 RAFFLE UP @wizardofrank.newgrounds.com · 10/09/2026
Ravenous #requests #metroid
The takeout minigame from Kirby and the Forgotten Lands, only Samus is there and she’s HUNGRY
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We could all be watching a badass robot puppet fight a bunch of other puppets right now if we choose to...
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Really good chicken helmet. Best chicken helmet I’ve ever seen maybe.
A knight’s helmet with, inexplicably, a chicken face coming out the front
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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I drew a comic strip.
a comic strip. The first panel shows a goblin in a long coat approaching a guard. The second panel has the goblin saying "we're just normal men!". The third panel has the guard replying "what do you mean normal men?". The fourth panel shows both the goblin in the coat and the guard. The coat is beginning to open to show many goblins within. The guard looks suspicious and a goblin emerging from the coat is saying "We're just innocent men!"
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Rocketengine @rocketengine.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Zagato Elcar Electric 2000 bringatrailer.com/listing/1975...
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BOO-ny gesserit @bennygesserit.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
gumby will never forgor
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
DUH Magazine
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The Urbanist @theurbanist.org · 10/09/2026
You love to see it!
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Chinook salmon have recolonised 88% of their historic range on the Klamath River, with more than 13,000 fish passing the old Iron Gate Dam site in 2025, up from 7,700 the year before. Two years after the dams’ removal, it’s going better than anyone predicted. buff.ly/pToC9gB #ShareGoodNewsToo
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Rewilding the upper Klamath River Basin: rapid recolonization of Chinook salmon following the world’s largest dam removal - Scientific Reports
Scientific Reports - Rewilding the upper Klamath River Basin: rapid recolonization of Chinook salmon following the world’s largest dam removal
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Kaban! @kaban.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Notice how Nintendo didn't say anything about this in the remake?
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.
Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Frame #291 from E91 The Lost Birthday Present
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Today’s Italy update: we went in a church and there was a big inflatable bug
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
the FATE OF THE WORLD rests on the shoulders of ONE MAN who’s ALREADY DEAD you gotta TAKE HIS SHOULDER BONES
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