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Batman guy, GM, secret third thing (adult with a job)

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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The best part of listening to music is discovering that someone else loves the same band you do, and knowing that some part of your souls are the same. These friendless dorks will never understand that.
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
keep an eye out for free passports everybody
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
cry me a river to the sea
The news headline "Made Mistakes": Ed Sheeran Breaks Down with a picture of Ed looking pink and stupid
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
starting to think the only escape from cliquey snobs is to only associate with people I already know
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
in ten years time they're gonna make a version of Space Cowboys where chatGPT goes down and they have to haul a bunch of grizzled C# devs out of retirement
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm not that fussed about heaven or hell, but I do hope that when you die you get to see your stats. Books read, orgasms given, cats booped on the nose. Get those numbers up, the leaderboard awaits.
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just two dudes who stand normal
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 26/08/2026
The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan
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RIP Dolly Parton.

Never met her, never interviewed her (despite decades of unrequited requests) but thought she was utterly fabulous in every way.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I might have made something cool. I’m not certain, but I can’t stop playing it
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Hexsweeper 3D
Minimalist minesweeper on a sphere — themes, controls, and sharing.
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Guy on the bus watching Trap on his phone
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Did American planes stop bumping into each other at airports or did we all just get used to it?
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Blogged it. Happy Hater Week. aftermath.site/war-crime-n6...
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Do Not Buy The War Crime N64
There's so many ways to play the N64. You do not need to support Palmer Luckey's little project.
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James Hunt @jameshunt.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Seeing a Spider-Man/Punisher team-up in the new movie reminds me of my favourite one ever, from the 1991 Punisher gameboy game, because WHAT DOES SPIDER-MAN THINK THE PUNISHER WILL DO WHEN HE GETS THERE?
A Gameboy pixel-art portrait of Spider-Man above text reading: “Punisher! There’s trouble at the hall. Drug gangs are terrorizing innocent people.”A Gameboy pixel-art portrait of Spider-Man above text reading: “See if you can put a stop to it. I’ll meet you there.”
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
people like this will be second or third against the wall
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Now that The Odyssey is a hit, they have a chance to really monetize and create a Greekiverse. I need teens having opinions on the murder of Clytemnestra In the next five years
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I think it's fine, even good, that more celebs get interviewed by YouTubers than old media journalists. But stop making them eat stupid shit or wear a silly hat. Just talk normal.
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
is there a version of Transformers in the Cars universe
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This was in my drafts and I don’t remember the occasion, but it’s fine because we’re all going to die.
Frank Grimes complaining to Homer that he lives in a single room above a data center and below another data center.
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Oppa Homeless Style: Book One
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Landed in Adelaide and the first thing I saw was a sign saying not to drink out of the toilets
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
the long weekend makes it especially difficult to tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen, pour myself a cup of ambition, yawn and stretch and try to come to life
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
there's no better way to learn accessibility shortcuts than owning a cat
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I'd put money on Salome
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
My "this is not a golden calf" statement is raising a lot of questions already answered by my statement
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Faith Erin Hicks @faitherinhicks.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I referred to something as a "real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment" in conversation with someone who has never seen TNG, and let me tell you, that was a real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
when I make a bank transfer, the app's default is from my regular account into savings, and I love that that kind of optimism exists in the world
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
an especially crazy use of passive voice here
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
You ever think about how Dick Van Dyke is 112 years old and waited until he was like 93 to marry a lady who is thicker than zoo glass? Man had a century to find a thick wife then he finds one and might live forever.
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
feeling normal
Emily Axford in a trailer for the new season of Dimension 20, looking like a vampire queen
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
seems like a bad sign
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
seething, furious, sweating bullets as I type 'thank you for your feedback and appreciate your efforts so far' into microsoft teams
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I have a joke about autism but you'd just take it literally
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Somehow, Duncan Idaho returned
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Going to start calling people from Northern Sydney 'bridge and tunnel'
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Woman at the bar told her date she thinks he's autistic because he takes everything literally, so he started listing the incidents where he didn't.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
KIM KITSURAGI - “You need to get your shit together.” YOU - “But I don't wanna get my shit together!” KIM KITSURAGI - “Then the world will turn away from you, and leave you behind.”
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
@justinmcelroy.bsky.social A labyrinth is an unbranching path that's walked for ritual purposes. Both Labyrinth and Pans Labyrinth actually depict mazes. I don't usually allow myself to be pedantic about this but I'm quite certain that's what the wedding will be.
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Masking at work
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I keep forgetting that Lin Manuel Miranda is on the new Mountain Goats album and getting jump scared
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Aniara (2018)
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Can't believe I missed the anniversary of this epic post
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
placing 'sit with face in hands' in my calendar to make sure I find time for it
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I love when an actor keeps one thing from a role permanently, like Austin Butler's stupid Elvis voice, or Timmy C's nastly little ratfuck moustache
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I googled how to fix t-shirts where the necks are too tight and the results were all autism related. Probably doesn't mean anything.
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
As if I couldn’t respect Cody Rhodes less (cc @alexjaffe.bsky.social)
Cody Rhodes talking about his favorite DC graphic novelIt’s terrible 2004 event Identity Crisis
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I've got my ticket...do you?
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
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conditions of absolute reality 🇵🇸 @euchrid.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
"I do this shit for the love of the game" I drawl, staying late in the office to push the worst SQL UPDATE you've ever seen
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