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Stone Cold Jane Austen

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I'm Lorelai Sabrina, but you can call me Rory, unless I hate you. Then you can't. Gandalf's Goth Sister Not a fan of archons. linktr.ee/estrusflask 🔞 💉3/3/22

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 2h
Oh boy, I can't wait to see someone get slapped with horsecock.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 3h
*shows you this*
Image of a hand holding a rubber bracelet, on which is written "warning: I glomp for pocky"
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 2h
It's me, I'm large women.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 2h
I need to get more transmasc perspectives. My feed is like 99% trans women and that's great but it does mean I'm not getting an awareness from the other side.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 11h
Rewatched one of my favorite movies.
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A ★★★★ review of Hocus Pocus (1993)
"It's all just a bunch of hocus pocus." Let's get this out of the way first: It's always bad when movies and shows treat the Salem Witch trials as a thing that happened to actual witches. At best you ...
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 21h
Nothing that I've watched this month has felt properly October, so I should probably watch something that's actually spooky. I'm curious what YOU, dear stranger online, think is "Spooky".
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 21h
Nothing that I've watched this month has felt properly October, so I should probably watch something that's actually spooky. I'm curious what YOU, dear stranger online, think is "Spooky".
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/04/2026
You don’t have to be “normal.” You only have to be yourself. One day, a world will arrive where no one is boxed by categories like LGBT🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Until that moment, I’ll keep sending this message into the universe: You are a beautiful, unique miracle.
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Foxbat? @foxbat.gay · 23/07/2025
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 21h
This is why I try audiobooks. I still get distracted and forget everything I heard, but it is easier than actually reading, and I can lay in bed or take a shower or walk while listening.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 21h
I have an unreasonable affinity for the Cosmere books, specifically Stormlight Archives. I have three more cosmere books to read now. I'm also supposed to be listening to Lady Tan's Circle of Women, but haven't started. I also need to finish the October Daye series. And go back to Locked Tomb.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes YouTube delivers. Also, Where Is The Justice is a great song. They accidentally made Light way too on point youtu.be/UcqTj4rK5S4
YouTube comment from cast recording of Where is the Justice from the Death Note Musical
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Would you convict her? (She has broken the laws of men and ghosts)
A dark haired girl who probably looks a bit too much like Hex Maniac. She's chubby and wearing a fancy dress and skirt, with knee high stockings. There's a purple rose on her choker that matches the skirt, large ribbons on the side, and she's making a heart with her hands. It's done in pencil and watercolor, drawn and painted by a friend.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I've n-never done any c-crimes or anyth-thing, th-though" — a character who has murdered two people, suplexed a car, stolen from a museum, tore up a 40 foot circle in Central Park, and killed two mobsters. But those don't count, because she had good reasons.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Another day, another movie. Might still watch another. And gonna beg for money as well. Cash.me/$aspel ko-fi.com/estrusflask Venmo.com/estrusflask If you're looking for something worth paying me for, I've got writing on: sites.google.com/view/esperism/home
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A ★★★ review of Mārama (2025)
"You may be inside me. But I will never be you." Very good movie in the gothic vein that hits all the right tropes while being focused on something that isn't generally given the gothic treatment. Gho...
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Avengers of Failsons
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Once"?
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Extremely relatable 🫂
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
None of these recipes taste good.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I used to think that everyone looked at me like a horrid beast and I do worry some people still do, since I'm outside traditional beauty standards, but also after a guy shouts "hey sexy" at you, you realize that actually maybe you are sexy, even if that guy is a creep
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🩷 @shimapanacea.itch.io · 05/10/2026
yoko taro meeting toby fox scares me so much, those two could create the most mentally ill woman ever if they wanted and that power is dangerous
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Watched a movie. And as always I'm going to pitch my tip jars: Cash.me/$aspel ko-fi.com/estrusflask Venmo.com/estrusflask If you're looking for something worth paying me for, I've got writing on: sites.google.com/view/esperism/home
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A ★★★½ review of Next to Normal (2025)
Day after day Give me clouds and rain and grey Give me pain, if that's what's real What a show. I didn't expect much from this, the premise comes off as something corny. A musical about mental illness...
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's Portland, I hate traveling between like 2 and 5 because the buses are flooded with middle schoolers.
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XanCow @bovinesiren.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tired: you can tell Gwyndolin was trans because she was a son turned into a daughter Wired: you can tell Gwyndolin was trans because she kept vital infrastructure running for a society that hated her while living in her dad's basement and projecting a vision of idealized femininity
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
SI?
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What an insane comment. I can't fit it all in the alt text, but there's enough to get the gist.
You're about 30 percent right and about 70 percent WRONG there!! The internet is INDEED interesting, but it's no replacement for independence and the PRIDE that goes with being a "citizen of the town", a freedom that only about 1% of the entire United States youth ( ages 5 - 17 ) ever gets to experience!!! You can't have any pride in being locked up 24/7 for your safety!!! There's no PRIDE to be had in being a SHUT- IN,  .. in being bullied and backed into a corner by extremely fearful, jealous and overprotective parents!!! On the average street in the U.K. and America, you'll see no ( and I do mean ZERO!!!! ) kids riding their bikes, trikes, skateboards, roller-blades, scooters ( the motorized ones go so FAST!!! Kids ages 6 - 12 would LOVE them as they would be able to zip from one end of town to the other - - providing that our SAFETY "pubes" didn't put a stupid AGE LIMIT on it like they always do!! - - ), nor do you see them independently riding the CITY BUSES!!! NOPE!!! Chris Hansen ( with his fear inducing "predator" shows ) really DID IT!!! Now parents are simply TERRIFIED!!! Mr. Hansen ( with his "predator" shows ) has ruined the lives of just about every child and teen in the U.S. and throughout the U.K. !!! Now, letting your child roam free is considered "criminal child endangerment" which is a FELONY!!! I think this applies to kids under 16 or 13 ( depending on the particular state you live in )!!! So now childhood independence is ILLEGAL!!! Now, everywhere you look are 100% EMPTY bike racks!!! 

WAY TO GO, CHRIS HANSEN!!! Now I REEAALLY don't want to be re-incarnated!!! There's considerable EVIDENCE for reincarnation. There is one kid now entering his early teens who remembered dying in the World Trade Center!! They brought him pictures and he pointed himself out!! He also watched the footage of people jumping from the top floors and he pointed and said "THAT WAS ME!!!" He was absolutely CORRECT!!! He WAS the "jumper" he had "pointed" at!!! He started cry…
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I laughed so much at this thread that the people I was on voice call with thought I was dying.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Obscure. I like it.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I actually find this interesting. Comedy is a thing we all don't really think about, but dissecting it is interesting. Yes, yes, jokes are like frogs, you dissect them and they die. But you also learn.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No, it's great
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Skeletons, But Swole @untimelygamer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Rome in 410 CE
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Agreed.
A page from Absolute Wonder Woman.

Panel one: In an inset, Veronica Cale chokes, hand on her throat. She's being held out of a broken picture window in a corner office. There are distant trees down below. Diana asks "Where is Dr Minerva?" while Cale chokes and dangles. "If you even think about taking off your gloves, I'll crush the bones of your hands into powder."

Three panel layout, one on top and two on bottom. Diana throws Cale back into the room, with enough force that she hits the opposite wall. "Where. Is. Dr. Minerva."
Cale tries to get up. "K-koff. I d-don't koff" Diana looms over her, face shrouded in shadow. "So you want to go back out the window is what you're saying?"
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nice
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't get any alcohol or weed for at least another two days 😔
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh! I wish I was toasted.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't think I'd wanna be eating spicy doritos if I'm subbing
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Weird Alex @jackalpants.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I made this useful chart so you can see how the female genders are applied! Such a special culture Of particular interest is that trans women in the Western world are not permitted to transition to either Virgin or Mother- only Whore or Crone, the valueless genders! Fascinating
A political compass with the vertical axis going from Valuable Property to Worthless Parasite, and the horizontal axis from Sexually Desirable to Sexually Repellent.

The quadrants are labelled clockwose from top left:

VIRGIN: Valuable Property and Sexually Desirable
MOTHER: Valuable Property and Sexually Repellent 
CRONE: Worthloess Parasite and Sexually Repellent 
WHORE: Worthless Parasite and Sexually Desirable
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I mean we could just not breed them at all. But I'm wondering what this has to do with Mad Men.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm extremely poor and could really use some money.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watched a movie. In case any of you wanted to get that joke I made about Elizabeth Holmes a few days ago.
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A ★★★½ review of Creep (2014)
"No matter what I did to you, you believed I was good. And I would do you no harm. And that is why I will always love you, and why you'll always be my favourite. Of them all." Man, this movie is good....
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
>Add about a hundred movies to my Library on Stremio so I can know what to watch >Go to the library, learn it's only for logged in users THEN WHY LET ME ADD THINGS?
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watched a movie.
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A ★★★½ review of The Man from Earth (2007)
"There's absolutely no way in the whole world for John to prove his story. Just like there's no way for us to disprove it." I used to never rewatch movies, but now I've gotten older and it's enjoyable...
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tumblr screenshot.

me, collared and leashed: Just so we're on the same page im an anarchist and don't believe in hierarchies. this is a temporary voluntary union of egoists that will only continue as long as our desires are aligned.
domme: puppies don't speak
me: woof!

Reply: Im pretty sure this is how it happened to wolves too
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Also this
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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Also, this.
Post from sixty-silver-wishes: "the worst thing about hosue of leaves is how Stupid I look reading it in public lmao. yes I know I'm holding the book upside down and turning it in circles"

Followup post from ludwigoat909 - a picture of Gaston from Beauty & The Beast looking confused holding a book sideways, while Belle looks on with a bemused expression: "not now kitten, daddy is reading "House of Leaves" by Mark Z. Danielewski.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Haunted is also in Alan Wake I
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Thorn-CMC @mindcntrlmkovr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How the hell does he have some of John Wayne Gacy's brain? How the hell do they know it was John Wayne Gacy's brain?
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm now on Linux. I keep getting errors on almost everything I try. Or worse, no errors or feedback at all, as if I did nothing. It makes me feel very stupid, but I'm out of weed to be stupid and not have it bother me.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm extremely poor and could really use some money.
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