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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 31m
this post is about widow’s bay and fear street. mike flanagan is NOT INVITED and his historical flashback episode in bly was a CRIME AND A TRAVESTY
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 35m
WHEN THE MODERN ERA HORROR SERIES HAS A FLASHBACK TO THE HISTORICAL PERIOD WHEN THE SCARY THING ORIGINATED 🔥🔥😻😻💯💯💯
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
soooo true bestie 🙏
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i've packed so efficiently for my trip and have so much space in my suitcase that i'm convinced i have forgotten something, despite referencing a checklist that i've been curating for 3 weeks
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
is it too late to tell you that there’s a mode you can play on where they don’t permanently die
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i started screaming YOU KILLED FELIX?? while suzanne was simultaneously screaming I KILLED FELIX????? and it startled the cat and then she used divine pulse and did not kill felix
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
suzanne is playing verdant wind and she’s currently at the battle of gronder field and we just learned that felix doesn’t retreat 😩
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Was thinking I’d like to be pushed in a stroller except lying down and then realized that would be a gurney
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
admitted to the military hospital with neurasthenia upon hearing the phrase “platypus pond”
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
let me pray at bug church
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
The reason women's clothes don't have pockets is so we don't load them with rocks and walk into the sea
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Kimberly 🐘 @elephanttail.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
dubcon is when your consent is spoken in a different language, subcon is when it's spoken in the original language and translated via subtitles
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“he has a beard in 3 hopes” That Is Not A Beard
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
fire emblem 3 houses everything is the same except time skip dedue has a beard
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CrimsonChains @crimsonchains.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
With the new Fire Emblem on the horizon it has me thinking about my fave boy again ^^ #FE3H
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
wow i thought i hit the jackpot seeing franz ferdinand open for them
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
watching suzanne play fe3h is good because she’s playing golden deer, a route i never completed, so i am seeing new supports. however. WHERE IS MY HUSBAND
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 17/08/2026
more places should have artists-in-residence. like there should be a residency where you live on a particular train for a month. there should be an oil rig residency, an arctic research station residency. maybe a residency at a zoo
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026
A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 08/08/2026
Everything's strange and eyrie and uncanny and weird if you stop to think long enough.
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
when you are having an emotionally turbulent time and one of your beloved animal crossing villagers asks to leave… étoile please not right now, i will crash the fuck out
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Frog🦄 Joe Meek fanboy & local daddy fucker 🏳️‍🌈🦇⚰️💕🌸🎀 @frooogscream.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
#johnlock #granadahomes
Screenshot of Jeremy Brett as Sherlock Holmes in the Granada adaptation clasping his hands together looking slightly smug and very pretty. Edited over his head is "⚠️trade offer⚠️". On his left is the text: 
"i receive: biographer, private physician, sloppy tippy, undying loyalty and affection, service puppy boyfriend"
On his right is the text:
"u receive: lodging, sleep deprivation, insults, neurodivergent catboy boyfriend"
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
if there's a cat in your house you gotta go bother 'em. hurry
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
it’s honestly so impressive how a man can find the audacity to flirt with me on the train during my morning commute on the absolute objective worst day for it
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
plaque made by jenny holzer reading “it’s an extraordinary feeling when parts of your body are touched for the first time. i’m thinking of the sensations from sex and surgery.”
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Trisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
Just because I choose not to drink doesn't automatically make me no fun. That is a separate choice, which I've also made.
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Schwarz @schwarzcrow.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"parasite outbreak blamed on taco bell because they're the only company reporting it" feels very "1918 flu blamed on Spain because they're the only country reporting it"
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the first soldier to realize that chlorine gas could be neutralized by breathing through a urine-soaked sock must have had a real uphill battle convincing his mates that it wasn’t a sex thing
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
happy july 14 to my favorite post
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i love making #relatable posts
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
i don’t think of myself as being particularly avoidant but i was chatting with a coworker whom i consider myself to be fairly close with and when i mentioned my wife’s name is suzanne she commented that she didn’t actually know that until just then. i’ve been working here for 10 months
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
[out loud to a completely empty room] let's see what delightful nonsense i get up to today
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
i really hoped i wouldn’t immediately become This Guy but tonight i did describe the schlieffen plan to my wife and a friend who is staying with us, so
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
me getting my credit card bill after two vacations: wow i have to spend less money, good thing i don't really need anything right now me two days later, experiencing one minor crisis: perhaps my turbulent emotional state will be soothed by a $78 purchase
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
it’s always a good idea to rewatch leverage
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
relapsing because i saw a gif set of bucky barnes on tumblr dot gov
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
What if the shark knew it was the 4th of July and was simply trying to warn against the dangers of burgeoning hyper-nationalism
Screenshot from Jaws with Roy Scheider looking out over a crowded beach
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
wikipedia heading reading “notable bog bodies” with an italicized subheading clarifying that the main article from which this list is compiled is titled “list of bog bodies”
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
every time someone at work asks me a question about table settings i give my best answer but at heart i am a sewers historian not a table settings historian 😔
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
at work thinking feverishly about getting home to learn more about trench warfare in belgium. like damn some facts about the failure of diplomacy among the great powers of europe in 1914 would go down so smooth right now
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
world war i 😔
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
it’s actually 36 episodes. anyway
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
being a fandom person in your 30s is so wild because sometimes your hyperfixation will be an award-winning hbo series but sometimes it’ll be a historical event and you will watch a 20-part great courses lecture with the avid excitement recently directed toward instagram fanvids of jack abbot
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
work chatelaine (carabiner)
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
around every bend you encounter a wildflower meadow dotted with the jutting pink spires of perfect foxgloves, or a new little waterfall spilling glitteringly clear water over the protruding striations of ancient stones. i would be at least 10% more likely to believe in the cottingley fairy photos
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
ok in sir arthur conan doyle’s defense. if i had grown up in a country in which every lushly green hill rolls gently away into the blue-tinged distance, where every forest has a soft carpet of moss from which spring the delicately curling pale fronds of young ferns, and where
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
ballachulish
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mea tulpa @esteemedmothman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
WHEN THE QUEER ROMANCE HAS THE CASUAL SECRET LOVE CONFESSION IN A LANGUAGE ONE OF THE LOVERS DOESNT SPEAK 😮🥺😭🥵🔥🔥
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