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Scott Rosales @essgeearr.bsky.social · 22h

Obvs I want the Dodgers to win it all but if they don’t, my next best World Series would be Brewers vs White Sox. Best team vs best vibes.

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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...

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Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA

Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli...

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Scott Rosales @essgeearr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I read this to my very offline wife and she said, “I only know half those things are you said and that’s okay because I don’t care.”

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 04/10/2026

"While I focus on trying to slow down my delivery, everyone in the audience will enter a sort of hive-mind, where they can communicate telepathically. Through this, they will agree that they’d like to see me killed and it’s time to begin planning the best method for my execution."

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What I Think Will Happen When I’m Public Speaking

1. I’ll overheat and sweat through the armpit area of my shirt. 2. I’ll mix up my words and embarrass myself. 3. The audience will collectively decide to mur...

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Scott Rosales @essgeearr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

“Songs the Lord Taught Us” is still complete banger. Saw The Cramps play maybe a half dozen times and every time felt special. They did their thing unconcerned about what was going on around them. Just effortlessly cool.

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Scott Rosales @essgeearr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Jaws gave me nightmares as a 6/7 y.o. Fun related side note: my sister (9 yrs older) told me Jaws lived in my water bed so I tried to sleep on the wooden frame around the mattress. My mom says she used to come into my room in the morning and see me asleep on the floor.

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Scott Rosales @essgeearr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I haven’t looked into it at all because it’s a bummer if true, but there’s probably definitely people out there calling Christa Pike a witch.

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 30/09/2026

ice cream burrito

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Scott Rosales @essgeearr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Not With A Bang by Temi Oh and it is fantastic. I’m really invested in the lives of the main family. A really well-written family drama set before/during/after an extinction level event brought on by a cosmic event. Recommended.

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Chad Moriyama @chadmoriyama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A perfect summation of the final series and perhaps where the rivalry with the Giants currently is. A strikeout completes the sweep and season and nobody seems to even know it, lmfao.

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 23/09/2026

(extreme Chris Cornell voice) asshole son

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Scott Rosales @essgeearr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

About 35 hrs into a new run of Cyberpunk 2077 and I still haven’t done “The Heist” mission yet. I actually have a kind of anxiety about it. I know once I start it, it’s basically counts down the death march for my friends and it’s weighing on my conscience.

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Scott Rosales @essgeearr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

That first Gossip record is still top notch.

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Scott Rosales @essgeearr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Flamin’ Hot Funyun sounds like slang for an STD.

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Scott Rosales @essgeearr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

To the tune of “Who Let The Dogs Out”: Why does my back hurt? (Oof, oof oof) Why does my back hurt? (Oof, oof oof)

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Scott Rosales @essgeearr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Too many side quests at work today.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 18/09/2026

"Teas, right? Let’s get some teas. You want some milk? Don’t be a milk pussy, dude. Get some calcium. I don’t want to be the only one with strong bones. Yes, there it is. Okay, first tea of the night—let’s slam this shit down." buff.ly/W4cbWGJ

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It’s Friday Night, Bro: Let’s Get Sober as Fuck

“Teas, right? Let’s get some teas. You want some milk? Don’t be a milk pussy, dude. Get some calcium. I don’t want to be the only one with strong bones. Yes,...

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Scott Rosales @essgeearr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Y’know what? These last couple of weeks have been something.

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Rollin Bishop @rollinbishop.com · 11/09/2026

if you email me on friday, please understand that is basically sunday. and if you email me on sunday, it will be buried by monday. and if you email me monday, that's almost wednesday, which is nearly friday

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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Watching Eraserhead before having a child: my god what a harrowing vision of the fears of parenting realized Watching Eraserhead after having a child: Henry just pick the fucking baby up. Pick it up and walk it around. Jesus christ.

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Scott Rosales @essgeearr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Rinse your toothpaste mouth with grapefruit sparkling water

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Scott Rosales @essgeearr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

For Star Trek day, I celebrated by finishing a newspaper digitization project where each batch of 8k-10k pages was named after a Starfleet starship. Also,

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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.

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Scott Rosales @essgeearr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I love that people are coming out to bat for this movie. It was so much fun and easily one of my favorites this year.

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Spooky Back From The Dead Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I love re-upping this: for decades the main library at UCLA had the generic name University Research Library because the person most responsible for getting it built was an English professor named Hugh G. Dick and the university refused to name it after him.

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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

understandable

Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa. The first scientific report

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Scott Rosales @essgeearr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Over the course of 24+ hours, package has moved a 17 minute drive.

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Scott Rosales @essgeearr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Slowing killing this owl through neglect.

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Scott Rosales @essgeearr.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

LOL Dude fuck all the way off.

Screenshot of Google Maps with Lake Ontario renamed Lake America.

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Scott Rosales @essgeearr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I’d like to thank Olivia Rodrigo for getting my 10 year old son into the Cure.

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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Have a hot dog for Ernie today

Nancy is at the zoo and a grandfatherly guy holding two hot dogs is saying to her ‘Will you join me in a hot dog?’

Nancy standing next to a cart labeled ‘HOT DOGS’ about to house two hot dogs

Nancy, standing with what I presume to be a zookeeper, is astonished by a hippo shouting ‘HOT DOGS’

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Scott Rosales @essgeearr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

“My god, it’s full of stars” Back on my bullshit again.

Radiant Pillar spaceship does interstellar travel.

No Man’s Sky traveler in front of an alien artifact.

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Oh no the dodgers catcher just barfed on home plate

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Scott Rosales @essgeearr.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Every time I’m like “I don’t even know how to play Magic the Gathering so I shouldn’t buy anymore cards”, they go BAM! “Hers another Kamigawa set.” Oh and it has kaiju and mechs.

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Scott Rosales @essgeearr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

What an embarrassment. Bullpen is ass right now. No lead is safe.

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Scott Rosales @essgeearr.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Wife and son sent me a photo of the two of them enjoying DQ shakes while I’m stuck at work. Cruelty of the highest degree.

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Scott Rosales @essgeearr.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

LOL The first “oh shit” moment in a show full of oh shit moments.

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Scott Rosales @essgeearr.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

In honor of National Lighthouse Day we watched The Lighthouse.

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Scott Rosales @essgeearr.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I had never really read any Ray Bradbury before but I read some people talking about “There Will Come Soft Rains” so I checked out a short story collection from the library just to read it and it was beautiful. Just a wonderful short story. And then i read another and another. Great stuff.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

"Why should I major in History?"

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Doctora Malka Older @older.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

keep thinking about the evil of this. It's not just destroying the physical books, bad as that is. They are trying to remove the underpinnings of knowledge, destroy all the accumulated wisdom - and silliness, and creativity, and whatever else humans have thought worthy of writing down.

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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 16/10/2024

it is wednesneigh my dudes

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Scott Rosales @essgeearr.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Abandoned sons of the world unite.

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They Saved The CJ Holden's Brain!!! @psychofrakulator.com · 28/07/2026

When in the new MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE episodes Malcolm gets guilt tripped by his daughter and his girlfriend into giving up his happy life and reuniting with his shitty family because of some "Blood is thicker than water" bullshit and we are supposed to agree with that. Seriously. Fuck that.

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Scott Rosales @essgeearr.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Just stepped outside for the first time in 8 hrs and like fuck this shit, dude.

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