iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

phil redmon @tartpop.com · 29/09/2026

cant budge it oh forgot about the bar hits self in the nose oh forgot about the bar

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 25/09/2026

i like Funyuns, but i could really go for some Throw Your Hands In The Air And Wave 'Em Like You Just Don't Carrots

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 25/09/2026

Linger? Me? Let? To? Have? Do? It? Cranberry?

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 24/09/2026

if i was bat-man i would simply chill the fuck out

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 24/09/2026

King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard Morgan Delt Ginger Root Shannon & The Clams Mulatu Astatke Slabdragger Aesop Rock The Fall Shintaro Sakamoto Osees Depeche Mode The Murlocs Heems Cornershop Unknown Mortal Orchestra Television Moon Duo OFF! Automatic Jalen Ngonda Fried Egg Archspire Tame Impala House

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 23/09/2026

if i got turned into a robot the very first thing i would do is log in to a bunch of websites

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 18/09/2026

neil diamond voice: like a bog roll balrog

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 18/09/2026

fuckin a, i caught a glimpse of tom emmer on fox news and thiught it was henry rollins

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brain @littlebluecouch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

we had this in-house fake ad for a "jimi hendrix burger" at work, and we had to stop showing it because it wasn't clear enough that it was a joke. people wanted the burger

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 17/09/2026

there should be an emoji of sunglasses on but tears streaming

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 16/09/2026

this website is like a ninety minite mix tape made by a vampire

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Iggy's Mom @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

look, paulie, all's i'm sayin is when the mario paint music plays in your head it don't come from memory, it's too clean. it's as if it was originating as a natural and spontaneous emergent property of existence itself, as if it has always been...

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 16/09/2026

pinball opinion: i don't want to say that the stern insider connected (terrible name) app sucks shit (it totally does) but it would be really cool if you could turn on notifications for when somebody knocks you out of the top spot on the leaderboard (which is nearly impossible to navigate to)

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 14/09/2026

somebody played deftones featuring maynard, a perfect circle and then tool, back to back to back. that’s too much maynard.

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 14/09/2026

they kicked me out of the gym for asking if this sleep token was morgan wallen and i’m STILL not sure

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 13/09/2026

the nexus of all realities is the record store's used new arrivals bin

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 12/09/2026

Pete & Patricia Pediatricians just an idea

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Zach Lipton @zachlipton.com · 12/09/2026

I believe this is the most recent time this vital question was addressed definitively x.com/Joshstrangeh...

Chris
@csammis
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Dec 21, 2020
In Lisa The Vegetarian when Ralph says “Oh boy, sleep! That’s where I’m a Viking!”: I believed since the 90s that he was saying in a Ralphesque way that he’s really good at sleeping. Now I’m informed by ppl that he’s just saying he dreams about being a Viking. 🤷‍♂️ Thoughts??
Josh Weinstein
@Joshstrangehill
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Dec 21, 2020
Yes, again, it's the simplest answer - Ralph dreams of being a Viking.
Mike Scully
@scullymike
·
Dec 21, 2020
I was in the room when it was pitched and laughed because I thought it meant he was great at sleeping
Josh Weinstein
@Joshstrangehill
Wow, ha, I guess that's also now canon! Do you remember who pitched it? Maybe they could say for sure. I think we may have been out of the room writing a script at the time so I have zero authority to weigh in on this, it's just my opinion. Maybe
@DavidMirkin
knows?
3:21 PM · Dec 21, 2020
Relevant

David Mirkin
@DaveMirkin
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Dec 21, 2020
Simple: Ralph dreams he's a Viking. Ralph was never written with the ability to understand a complex & obscure metaphor like saying he is a Viking at something, meaning he is great at it. If I knew Scully had misunderstood a joke like that, I would have fired him instantly.

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 12/09/2026

notmalize telling strangers they should break up. if they can’t endure that, it was bound to happen. #costco

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 12/09/2026

today, on my mother's birthday, i realize (and accept) she's just not that interested in me!

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 11/09/2026

crunch my carrots & read my runyons

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 11/09/2026

we could have so many more subcultures if only pants had collars

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Buck @agreeableuser.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If you cant handle me at my most on drugsness then idk i forgot the rest

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Sarah Millican @sarahmillican.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I think if I didn’t do comedy, I’d like this job please. Biscuit be-JENGA-rer.

It’s 2 massive jars of biscuits at an airport lounge. Left one is 3/4 full of small shortbread rounds and the one on the right is 1/2 full of bourbons. But they’ve all been stacked in such a pleasing way that it’s definitely someone’s job.

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 10/09/2026

“buy one get one 25% off” is some bullshit “12.5% off when you buy two” like WOW better make some room in the fuckin’ garage yogurt fridge, we’re gurtin’, family

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 09/09/2026

ok but guys everything will be ok right tho please yeah?

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 09/09/2026

i think a bung bint me, i got binten by a bung

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 08/09/2026

Fuccam’s razor, more like

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 08/09/2026

woodwinds rule, brasses drool

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 07/09/2026

biked to pinball. it was ok. listened to gizzbo while i played but couldn’t get over the hump or shake the yips. surprising wivel with some tots from the chicken place that moved into the space the comic shop got too big for.

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 01/12/2023

8 hours sleep 8 hours rest 8 hours nap

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 29/10/2024

8 hours draw 8 hours daw 8 hours gym

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 29/01/2026

8 hours work 8 hours phone 8 hours peat bog

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 06/09/2026

had a nice noon out with my wivel, saw some chalk art and all the local fun havers, got this swell Murlocs lp at the record store. there was time left on the parking meter when we got there. i managed a small talk and didn’t fuck it up! came home and made oatmeal! happy sunday, everyone!

manic candid episode by the murlocs on blazing orange vinyl. also the most recent issue of tape op is in view. also everything is flammable by gabrielle bell from the library. the world is not yet fully destroyed.

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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

A vibrant collection of antique Czech glass animal figures, commonly known as cracker charms.

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 06/09/2026

it’s ok to worry a little bit, as a treat

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 05/09/2026

I started reading Damon Runyon’s Guys & Dolls today and it is absolutely delightful. Exhilarating, even. @tyler-m.bsky.social i wanted you to know, idk.

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Iggy's Mom @raptorial-notage.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

i wouldn't last long livin in an igloo cause you know i'd be lickin holes in that thing drinkin that tasty house water

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 04/09/2026

uhhhh there is a bug i’ve never aeen before on this gate. @ascalaphid.com

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 03/09/2026

lil’ desk nap; somebody took one

a nice boy’s forearm with a zipper mushed in it.

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 02/09/2026

oh hey america there was a message for you

a screen from a phone game (zoo tycoon) that says “you have reached the maximum number of pitchforks you can hold. you will not be able to acquire any more until you use some”

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 02/09/2026

the shining would have been a much better movie if he had been typing "updog scented candle" over and over

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Tyler McAndrew @tyler-m.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

hey, as of this friday, my book will have been out in the world for one whole year. reply here with your favorite short story of all time and on friday i will choose one reply and mail that person a free copy of my book.

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 02/09/2026

Shannon & The Clams Year Of The Spider is one of the best albums every time i listen i go thru the wringer 38 minutes that crack me open scoop me out give me a hard slap and rinse me off so good

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phil redmon @tartpop.com · 01/09/2026

a little guy i met at costco last week

the back of a jumping spider, confounded by the hairs on the back of my hand

a cute lil jumping spider w his fuzzy gloves and such.

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