Sign in

Espen Hauglid

@espenhauglid.bsky.social
224 followers 265 following 293 posts

Mildly curious. Art critic at Morgenbladet.no

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Mrs Quent @quarkquent.bsky.social · 20h
Don’t assume everything will go to shit, fight for it not to
161
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Hetan Shah @hetanshah.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is excellent! ‘The restaurant will continue to trade, while becoming a commercial tenant of the charity. Under the deal, the rent payments will go towards conserving the building.’ What a far sighted move www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Home of London's oldest restaurant Rules given to National Trust
Rules, in Covent Garden, which opened in 1798, will be looked after and conserved by the charity.
25915
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The AI=asbestos analogy is actually unfair to asbestos which kept hundreds of thousand of people warm and safe around the world for half a century
281
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the thing about the past is that everyone’s tummies hurt all the time
5987
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Ire….gor mortis @derbren.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i’m scrolling bluesky and have no idea what anybody’s talking about, just like it should be.
1161
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I actually don’t want to do discourse I just want to eat my pain au chocolat
3584
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Jay Rayner @jayrayner1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
For today’s @ftweekend.com I am at the restaurant inside the high end Mayfair furniture shop RH London. And it’s chaos. Warm water. Can’t mix cocktails. Run out of hamburgers. Dull food for bored oligarchs who don’t eat. Have a few quotes and a pic of a £22 baked potato. www.ft.com/content/5993...
Drift through its rooms admiring the oversized sculptures, the overstuffed seating and the passive-aggressive war on colour. I was tempted to give myself a quick nosebleed just to introduce a splash of red. While there, do take a look inside the utterly magnificent restaurant at the back of the ground floor, housed in what was once a banking hall. The cathedral-high ceilings are coated in gold leaf and dangle with giant golden chandeliers like crystal udders. There are pillars, acres of polished wood veneer and lots of soft curved seating, picked out by pools of light from dainty table lamps. Gawp at it. Gasp at it. But whatever you do, don’t book a table in it. On my recent visit, the whole operation was a bloody shambles.It starts in the second-floor cocktail bar, designed by Anouska Hempel, where the £16 Margarita comes from a bottle of pre-mix with a hand-scribbled label, and they can’t make any classic cocktails which aren’t on the list. Ask them for a Daiquiri then watch the panic flicker in their eyes. Online, the cheapest bottle of wine offered up here is a Riesling at £68. When you arrive, it turns out to be £86.Back downstairs in the restaurant a bottle of sparkling water is brought. It’s warm. We ask for ice. None comes. We ask again. None comes. Third time’s a charm. At least we get water quickly; the wait for food is interminable (if you don’t count the £56-worth of mini lobster rolls we didn’t order, that they tried to foist on us). We watch one of our dishes being offered to a nearby table. The diners look baffled. The waiter returns to the pass in the open kitchen where a row with the chef appears to ensue. He waves a ticket at her. Finally, 10 minutes later the plate comes to us. In a functioning restaurant you should be able to spot the person in charge immediately. There is no one in charge of this room. It’s chaos.Our missing dish is the cutely named “Parisian petite potato”. I wanted to see what a £22 baked potato was like. Small, is the answer, and topped with the now obligatory caviar. Honestly, there’s so much caviar washing around London at the moment, I’m convinced there’s some bloke with a lock-up in Camberwell who has got hold of a surplus that fell off the back of a knackered old sturgeon. Now he’s pushing it out to W1. Anyway, it’s a baked potato with fish eggs. I’m not sure which bit of it is Parisian but it’s definitely petite, I’ll give it that.
4354674
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Paintings of London @paintingsoflondon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
'Wasteground with Houses, Paddington' (1970–72) by Lucian Freud (Garden Museum)
723340
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Japan CamBot @japan-cambot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tokyo Station Marunouchi Station Square, Japan #Japan #Nippon
011
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 06/10/2026
You're never too old to get excited about seeing a really big tree.
301836460
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Dr Anna Clark @drannaclark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sacred harmony: Pieter Jansz Saenredam, Dutch Golden Age architectural painter & draughtsman (1597-1665); pioneer of ‘church portraits’, whose subtle, tonal compositions foreshadow abstract modernism. St Bavo Haarlem, 1635, Gemäldegalerie Berlin
06212
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 03/10/2026
There’s a lot of grumbling in London about new flats being sold to Chinese investors. But you never hear from the Chinese buyers. I asked Helen Gao to travel around Beijing property fairs and learn how you sell life in Woolwich to the Chinese elites. www.londoncentric.media/p/london-pro...
londoncentric.media
How London flats are marketed in China
Chinese buyers of London homes say they feel like “chives” • Bafflement at Londoners’ love of old homes built during the “Qing dynasty” • Fascination with the enigma of the British electrician
1814545
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy birthday Steve Reich appy birthday Steve Reich H ppy birthday Steve Reich Ha py birthday Steve Reich Hap y birthday Steve Reich Happ birthday Steve Reich Happy birthday Steve Reich Happy irthday Steve Reich Happy b rthday Steve Reich Happy bi thday Steve Reich Happy bir
14463124
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
counterpoint: no
1218921
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Dr Stylite @columnist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cynicism is not pragmatism
151
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Dr Stylite @columnist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I do think people really need to start believing again that good things can happen - otherwise life is just one painful retreat after another.
1324932
Espen Hauglid @espenhauglid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Really recommend watching this while listening to the new Julia Holter album
000
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The vast majority of art and creative work ever made is destroyed and forgotten, usually very quickly. It is so unusual for these things to endure!
0152
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
5921155
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Hanne Østli Jakobsen @hannejakobsen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1154
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Content”
3985
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 28/09/2026
I think the story of our era will be of a political class that were not only not up to the times they faced, but often wilfully blind to them.
724744
Espen Hauglid @espenhauglid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This made me realise that Omaze and Omelas are two different things. A lot of old posts suddenly make a lot more sense now.
000
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've seen this observation a few times now, but they didn't have social media in 1972. If they had, people would have been arguing the fuck out of iced coffee then too. It's not really about the Washington Post. We've just become a civilisation that talks nonsense 24/7 because we can.
514514
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[Suddenly, the dread flame of the eye of Sauron covers the landscape in greasy, dark light. Wolves howl, men weep and sweat in their beds, crops wither in the fields] F: Niles, it's for you N: Oh, hello Maris
1016019
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Duncan Weldon @duncanweldon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
‘This is playing into his hands’/‘this will allow him to play the martyr card’/‘this will help with his fundraising’ are all really bad takes. Criminals should be arrested and charged with crimes.
161775280
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 24/09/2026
If Elon Musk and half the Tesla C-Suite were currently in jail because Grok spent weeks generating CSAM-on-demand while they memed about it, Altman and the rest might be a bit more cautious about letting their little robots commit share price friendly press releasable crimes.
4322107
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Hanne Østli Jakobsen @hannejakobsen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The 'move fast and break things' industry made a 'move fast and break things' machine
2141
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“shape of you” by ed sheeran is from the perspective of a dog … he’s in love with the shape of you because it’s all he can see with his dog eyes
1442127
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ONE OF THE GREAT VILLAINS OF LITERATURE
4445
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Jonathan Gibbs @jonathangibbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A reminder for book designers. The job of a spine is to be noticable, interesting and legible in a bookshop. The job of a cover is to be identifiable when someone cool is reading the book further down the carriage from you the tube.
05713
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Paintings of London @paintingsoflondon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
'Yellow and Red – Gilbert Place', Bloomsbury (2026) by Marie Lenclos marielenclos.com
010519
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Dr Jo Kershaw @mthrjo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tolkien to get memorial in Westminster Abbey, and it looks like it’s going to be beautiful: broadbent.studio/tolkeinmemor...?
broadbent.studio
Tolkien Memorial — Broadbent Studio
37022
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Nina Willburger @drnwillburger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The amazing “Elk’s Head of Huittinen” comes from a Mesolithic settlement in southern Finland, dating to around 6100 BC. The ~10 cm long steatite (soapstone) head was carefully ground and finished and features a shaft hole for mounting. Because the stone is soft, it is unlikely...🧵1/3 📷 me
A close-up photograph of a grayish-brow stone sculpture of an elk head, shown diagonally against a black background. The elongated muzzle points toward the lower right, with rounded antler-like forms rising at the top.
8482142
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Dr Jo Kershaw @mthrjo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“The grimness left his face, and he looked like one who has laboured in sleepless pain for many nights. ‘Nay, my friends, I am the lawful master of the Stone, and I had both the right and the strength to use it, or so I judged. The right cannot be doubted. The strength was enough – barely.’”
56110
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Dr Anna Clark @drannaclark.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Winter Landscape with Skaters, c. 1608, oil on panel, by Hendrick Avercamp ‘Little Ice Age’ Dutch artist known for lively snow scenes with subtle aerial perspective; born in Amsterdam in 1585; pupil of Isaacsz, & possibly Vinckboons (a follower of Pieter Brueghel the Elder). Rijksmuseum, Amsterdam
2889
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Naughty but nice shall be the whole of the Law
6589
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 12/09/2026
I’ve been OBSESSED with the Shard apartments for at least a decade. Priced at up to £50m. Visible across London. Empty since 2012. Unsellable. No pictures online. Now London Centric has found out what’s happened to them - and the first pic of the interior. www.londoncentric.media/p/the-shard-...
londoncentric.media
‘Airbnb for sheikhs’: The first look inside the Shard’s £50m apartments that won’t sell
Ten “cursed” apartments have sat empty since 2012 • The Qatari state can’t find buyers • The local council has approved plans to turn them into short-term lets at up to £18,000 per week
25478140
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
More to the point, it is good to remind people that bigotry is not okay! Even if it doesn't change voter behaviour! Sometimes the reason to call stuff out is that it's wrong, and we should say so!
314612
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Edward Luce @edwardluce.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"“Albania is not for sale,” says the normally pro-American Albanian street. If Kushner and Witkoff would listen, other parts of the world are trying to tell them the same thing." My column. as.ft.com/r/cd22dbcd-a...
as.ft.com
Kushner and Witkoff’s blind amateurism
The misguided belief that dangling potential postwar profits can lead to peace has hampered US diplomacy from Ukraine to Gaza and Iran
1931371
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 09/09/2026
The race for London's scammiest address is on! We found one building is responsible for a quarter of all trading standards complaints in Islington. Another in Camden is close behind — but weirdly is where Andy Burnham registered his new company. Read: www.londoncentric.media/i/214696641/...
89125
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 03/09/2026
the first rule of Crime Club is that you have to talk openly about your crimes as often as possible
1258761
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh you write novels do you? "Helen took a sip" "Kenneth approached the desk" no they didn't, grow up
2241
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Forget that dumb orb they wanted to have bathing a residential area in perpetual light - a huge pyramid of the dead, THAT's the visitor attraction east London needs.
151076
Espen Hauglid @espenhauglid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hannes byline er trolig det eneste som kan få meg til å abonnere på enda et nyhetsbrev.
000
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
yes YES the new joke format is out
1669
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Ashmolean Museum, Oxford @ashmoleanmuseum.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This “skidding goat” vase was likely made in Iran c.3500 BCE. Similar jars were made at settlements in mountain valleys that connected Mesopotamia in the west to Iran.
An ancient vase decorated with lines and a 'skidding goat'.
329390
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
An ice cream van playing La Cucaracha at the exact tempo of a panic attack, Doppler effect queasily bending the frantic chimes across the breezy air of a grey afternoon that feels definitively autumnal: like an almost empty holiday let, with summer’s suitcases packed, zipped & lined up by the door
0714
Reposted by Espen Hauglid
Dr Anna Clark @drannaclark.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
St Jerome in the Desert: praying in rough shelter under rocks, c 1520; oil on panel, by Flemish artist Joachim Patinir, friend of Dürer, died in 1524; pioneer of landscape genre, he created recession & atmospheric perspective using subtle brown, green, dark blue, light blue hues. ALT Musée du Louvre
Penitent St Jerome prays under a makeshift shelter, in a rocky landscape resembling the pinnacles of Dinant, birthplace of Patinir. 
In the foreground is the red cloak and cardinal’s hat associated with St Jerome (Doctor of the Church) and a book representing his scholarly translation of Bible into Latin (Vulgate). 
To the left, a river meanders through a fertile landscape with farm, sheep & windmill, and a town with boats; on the right a winding path with pilgrim and crucifix leads up to a handsome basilica,  possibly inspired by San Vitale in Ravenna, completed 547 (cf Giovanni Bellini’s St Jerome in Desert 1480, Uffizi).
A small hut is perched precariously on one crag and a goat on another, with packed camels in a sheltered cave.
St Jerome is placed symbolically on the rocky journey between the green, earthly world on the left and the climbing path on the right, which leads towards the spiritual world symbolised by the basilica.
0529