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Mx. Fee @mxfee.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Alt text added. Popping the phone number into the post so folks can copy/paste it more easily: US: 877-565-8860 Canada: 877-330-6366 Hours: Monday to Friday, 10am - 6pm Pacific. Can we PLEASE remember to include alt, especially on things as important as this?

The first transgender suicide hotline is now up and running in the U.S. You can reach Trans Lifeline at 877-565-8860.

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

It would be GREATLY appreciated if someone could tell that little beast to back off so I can get down from the chandelier. Please, it’s quite dusty up here.

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Weirdest thing happened--I saw a package left outside the front of a clearly abandoned castle, so I figured it was finders keepers. I go to slink off with my prize, and some weird creature just jumps from around the corner, yelling and flailing, clanking around like a barrel of tin cans being rolled

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

@sturm-von-zarovich.bsky.social Another sibling? How many more are there?? You aren't as dry as the youth minister over there, are you?

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Jason Mical @djstrahd.me · 21/12/2024

Hey, if anyone likes slightly gonzo zombie western novels, I published mine on Kindle finally and you can get it here! a.co/d/fYMDqUf

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

-pats belly- This baby can hold so much wine.

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

@darklordazalin.bsky.social I can't recommend this face moisturizing cream enough, really. Please, take the bottle. Consider it charity from the little scrap of goodness somewhere in my heart.

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

The little helmet needing bastard Sunlight'd me!

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Why do I feel like I'm about to be struck by lightning...?

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

HOW DID THAT KENDER STEAL THE LACES OUT OF MY TUNIC WHILE I WAS WEARING IT????

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Did anyone know there's an accountant down here in the bowels of the castle? Poor bastard's chained to his desk, ha! I left him there, why do you ask?

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Oop, time to spider climb my way to the roof again.

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

@jacquelinerenier.bsky.social mind telling your little furry brethren to stop chewing through my cloaks? I’m only allowed a certain allotment to my cloak budget or else Rahadin starts bitching about my spending habits.

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

@ivandilisnya.bsky.social stay away from my wine, I like my alcohol unpoisoned, thank you.

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

@lyssavonz.bsky.social I can always put that tacky star on the top of your tree if you’d like. Being upside down on the ceiling for an extended period is kinda like a head rush high so we both kinda win really.

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

@jander-sunstar.bsky.social is… is that GARLIC I can smell on your breath??? Just how self destructive are you?

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

@barovvonzarovich.bsky.social if you’re stopping by the winery, mind picking me up a bottle or two of Red Dragon Crush? Put it on your son’s tab. Make that 5 bottles. Get yourself something nice too~

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

@lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social can you please move that oversized patch of rust further into your own domain so I don’t have to traumatize my eyes when I walk by? I don’t even know what a trans am IS.

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Rahadin can’t get me with the broom if I hang out on the ceiling of the throne room. How’s it feel to be basically the only loser in the castle without spider climb? If you wanna hit the vape you’re gonna need that spider climb.

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

If all the bathrooms are closed, where am I supposed to hit my vape??? This is bullshit.

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Meghan Cross 💜✨ @meghanlynnftw.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

I'm not a bite risk. I'm a bite guarantee.

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Locke @thewereraven.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

It's always cloudy in Barovia 🧛🏻

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Anyone know how to get rid of the stench of wet Belview? Cyrus came in through my window again and last time I had to just throw the carpet in the fireplace to get rid of the smell.

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