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Mx. Fee @mxfee.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Alt text added. Popping the phone number into the post so folks can copy/paste it more easily: US: 877-565-8860 Canada: 877-330-6366 Hours: Monday to Friday, 10am - 6pm Pacific. Can we PLEASE remember to include alt, especially on things as important as this?

The first transgender suicide hotline is now up and running in the U.S. You can reach Trans Lifeline at 877-565-8860.

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

I AGREE WITH ALL NEWS PROVIDED BY THE GOD BRAIN. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MISINFORMATION FROM THE GOD BRAIN, ONLY ALTERNATE FACTS

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

… never leaving this chandelier for a different reason now.

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

… WHY IS THERE A TRAIN IN THE CASTLE AND WHY IS IT TALKING TO ME I’m never leaving this chandelier.

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

I’m not the maid! I’m also not a light fixture, so call off your hellhound!

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Be honest—amongst your consorts, where do I stand? IhavetobeaboveAnastrasyaatleast

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

It would be GREATLY appreciated if someone could tell that little beast to back off so I can get down from the chandelier. Please, it’s quite dusty up here.

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

I can SMELL the math coming off of you. I didn't know spreadsheets HAD a scent...

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

I didn't shrie-- ... Ahem. That sounds awful for the fop, of whom I have no relation to, as I have no idea what you're talking about. Off topic, but have you considered renovating sometime in the near future?

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

It was kinda dark, and I'd just drained an alcoholic so my senses weren't at their best, I admit. Also, who gets this much metal buff spray at once? Maybe I can pawn those off on Gary. I'm keeping the OnlyElves giftcard though.

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Weirdest thing happened--I saw a package left outside the front of a clearly abandoned castle, so I figured it was finders keepers. I go to slink off with my prize, and some weird creature just jumps from around the corner, yelling and flailing, clanking around like a barrel of tin cans being rolled

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

@sturm-von-zarovich.bsky.social Another sibling? How many more are there?? You aren't as dry as the youth minister over there, are you?

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Jason Mical @djstrahd.me · 21/12/2024

Hey, if anyone likes slightly gonzo zombie western novels, I published mine on Kindle finally and you can get it here! a.co/d/fYMDqUf

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Amazon.com

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

It took me weeks for my arm to heal, all for that bastard to just toss the ornament I gave him into the pile of identical lead painted ornaments he got from the other consorts. Maybe this time when we make the trek, we drag--bring Sergei with us. That idio--lovely guy might have a better chance.

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

You don't seem very sorrowful for me and my plight.

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

You’re lonely, I’m pretty, what say you? Besides, why should I settle for a count, when you’re a king? I promise, this has nothing to do with the threat I made your youngest about becoming his new step mom.

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

kdp.amazon.com/en_US/help/t... (that's the topic I was reading, not sure if you've already perused in there)

kdp.amazon.com

Cover Creator

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

(It looks like you would upload a photo to a template, so in and of itself, the tool doesn't use AI as you would need to upload the picture being used to make the cover. I'm not 100% sure, that's just what seems to be the case while reading through help topics)

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Listen, you like wine, I like wine. It's a match made in the Abyss.

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Watch it prayer boy, I'll become your new step mom.

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Ew no, let me be wasted the rest of my unlife. Isn’t that how everyone else operates?

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Aww, you don’t want to meet your niece, Cabernet?

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

-pats belly- This baby can hold so much wine.

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Ah but with illusions you still feel the same. When was the last time you wiped your fingers over your cheek and felt skin rather than... well, desiccated leather?

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

It’s already its own potion that you apply topically on that dried husk you call skin. It’s meant to help with the wrinkles, and the, um… general antediluvian look you have about you.

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Shits scary out there right now, every business sector is hurting. I do hope that this helps guide you to the path you need to be on and that you keep taking care of yourself first and foremost.

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Fair warning, it does on occasion scream back.

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

It's hilarious--like watching a wagon crash in a Silence dome.

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

... reincarnated. Died one more time maybe? I've lost count if I'm being 100% with you right now.

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Well I mean... she was dead, yeah. Then she reincarnated. Then she died again. Then she reincarnated. Then she died again.

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Are you hangry? You're hangry aren't you? Did the sight of Belview's back dandruff make you gag breakfast back up?

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

@darklordazalin.bsky.social I can't recommend this face moisturizing cream enough, really. Please, take the bottle. Consider it charity from the little scrap of goodness somewhere in my heart.

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Escher the Bard @escherthebard.bsky.social · 12/12/2024