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King Barov(Ravenloft parody)

@barovvonzarovich.bsky.social
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Skitterloft Parody account for Strahd's awful father Barov Von Zarovich.

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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
If you're ever wondering what the worthless welp Who runs his account He's doing instead of giving my glorious character of voice.
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Guess who got kicked out of Barovia and sent back to Avernus! This guy!
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
You'll never guess what I got my son for his birthday! ......no it's not more emotional trauma. That's less a gift and more of a side effect.
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Locke @thewereraven.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
When you're playing Curse of Strahd, never forget... 🦇🥀 #curseofstrahd #dnd #ravenloft
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Deven Rue 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @devenrue.com · 24/02/2025
Have you been to Barovia? I head the wine is excellent there.
A hand-drawn fantasy map of Barovia from Curse of Strahd created on stained paper.
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👑emp.roar's crib! @empuu.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Redesigns of the #curseofstrahd cast for my prequel war-time campaign; Raven's Inquisition #dnd #dndart
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👑emp.roar's crib! @empuu.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
here is my lineup of Strahd and the prequel #curseofstrahd gang in Raven's Inquisition! #dndart #dnd
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saturn @dadforplaid.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
#curseofstrahd NPCs!
A sketch lineup of 9 characters. A very tall friendly looking bald bearded man in monk/abbot robes holding a medalion for the morning lord in one hand and an arm on a woman next to him (Abbot). A short woman mid curtsy with a stitched face and a blank expression (Vasilka). An angry looking bald man with a reptilian arm and armor. He has scars on his face and a doll hanging from his belt. (Izek) Strahd with crossed arms and a peeved expression. An elf (Rahadin) next to him with on hand on his hip and an irritated face looking sideways to a flamboyant elf with a big hat and an instrument on his back. (Rictavio) An older man with a big coat and a stake hanging from his belt, he looks grumpy. (von Ricten) A woman with a long edwardian dress and her hair in an updo, (Fiona Wachter) she is smirking to the right at the final man. An older stooped man with unkept hair and beard, he has a raven on his shoulder and leans over a cane, and looks quite angry. (Davian)
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myu @myutuwu.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
My halfling light cleric Lala is back! It seems she stumbled upon a rather peculiar book..😈 #Curseofstrahd #DND #DNDart #DNDOC
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
*listen to WWoD Atlantis* Kashekim a fool.......but this, but this Rourke guy....I like him.
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Back from my valentines weekend trip to the top of the Mount Baratok to scream for 3 days straight about how much I love my wife. What did I miss?
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Hello friends, enemies, and those I haven't decided is which yet, how's your day going?
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
If you see this, post a witch.
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
OoC: I can't share this one with my main account because the person who commissioned me player's watch that account.......but 50% done.
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Stressed, depressed and filled with lemon zest! How is my Skitterloft fam doing?
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
*Listen to Jugde Doom plans on the latest "Wonderful World of Darklords" Podcast* ..........This man is Looney Tunes.
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Evil comes in many forms..... Take my son for example he comes in classic vampire, wolf, swarm of bats, and Von Holz flavors
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
OoC: Been quite due to snow and getting sick.
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I've just learned about Pocket Monsters. What Monster do you all think i would train? My younger grandchildren have told me they think this one.
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
*Sturm Jr. And Barov sitting at a table, both drinking coffee awkwardly* Jr:... Barov:.... Jr:......... Barov:.........so taxes. Jr: yup Barov......... Jr:.............. Barov: .........Our little talks are nice.
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
.............Once Upon a Time
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Jason Mical @djstrahd.me · 02/01/2025
Carnivale, hands down
@DanielleNicki
You have to record a podcast episode
TODAY going in-depth about a TV show you love. You have no time to rewatch or research. What's the show?
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
* Listen to the latest Wonderful World of Darklords with Rozalia.* You and I, my dear, we could fight of Shan Yu hoards ourselves. Your dolls are safe. *pulls his granddaughter in close for an embrace*
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Kill the past and enjoy a new year!
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Without downloading any new pics what's your energy going into 2025
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
OoC: I've decided I'm going to be a little self-indulgent and talk about my favorite jokes up until the New Year's one at a time that I've made is Barov.
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
What did I get everyone for Yule? Let's start with the grandkids!
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
*sitting in front of a summoning circle to hell with a fishing pole surrounded by fished up Abyssal chickens and "To Summon the Infernal" leaning against his folding chair* It's not much, but it honest work.
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
@sturm-von-zarovich.bsky.social Ah, welcome back. How was the family vacation?
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Since I'm alive and half my family is living atm(sorry Strahd), I'll be trying to make Ravenovia's famous pork roast for dinner. Mind you, I've never tried making it before and don't know the recipe, but I'm sure I'll be fine. Now, if you excuse me, I'm off to hunt a wild boat.
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
*casting a summoning ritual from Azalin's edited copy of "To Summon the Infernal"* RAISE HELLSPAWN AND SERVE ME!!!!! * Another Abyssal chicken pops out, the crypt is crowned with the featherless nightmares* Welp attempt 64, still the wrong fiend......I'll get it right eventually.
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
What can I say, i love my wife! I mean, look at her? Can you blame me? Brains, beauty, the ability to kill me in 600 different ways! What a woman.
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I don't know how many times I have to say it!!!!! I did not sleep with Baba Lysaga!!!!!! The other nannies, yes. Baba Lysaga? NEVER!
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
*slaps my childern on back of thier heads* These babies can hold so much parental dispointment!
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
OoC: DMs are now open. If you ever have issues with the way I role play Barov, please shoot me a message, and I'll try and adjust.
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
*Put in headphones to listen to the latest episodes of "Wonderful world of Darklords" starting a fight* It's it the slaying of a thief or a liar, Or setting commers to the pyre! Oh, wherever you find malice, It feels like Christmas!
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I don't fight my son's battles for them. In fact, I start more battles for them to fight. Helps build character.
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Back from Darkon! With my prize in hand, "To Summon the Infernal," a book of devil craft! Bwahahaha, my machinations have just started! Wow, the Kinder did a number on this place.
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Please raise your hand if being transferred to the Blue Place somehow bought you back to life.
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Day two of trying to avoid Ebb in Castle Advernus: Don't dragons need long rests two how has she been pursuing me for 24 hours!
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Kinder invading Barovia? Suddenly, I'm glad to be trapped in a castle with an angry dragon. And let's see if I can avoid dragon fire......acid? Breath weapons to get to the Forbidden Library. YOU HEAR THAT EBB! YOUR NOT DOING TO STOP ME!
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Alright, made it past the traps,stole a pair of slippers, met the ghost of Azzy's son, and liberated some fine Brandy from The Wine Cellar........ I thought this was going to be hard, but honestly, looting this place has been a cakewalk so far. Why do most people have such a problem?......
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Wow, Azzie really let the place go.......still only the second worst Avernus I've ever seen.
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
A bottle of Red Dragon Crush! and the off to my crypt to bed......it's been day. Tommarow I invade Castle Avernus.
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
So apparently the blue place has the power to revive the Dead, cuz not just my self but my baby boy just joined this website......alive......... I'm thrilled, excited, titillated even....... but now we need to keep him away from my other son.
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
@barovianpaladin.bsky.social my baby boi made it over to the blue place! Everyone be nice to my little ray of sun shine or else!
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
@deathlychoir.bsky.social my old friend good to see you again. welcome to where the skies are blue, but the mists still keep us trapped.
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Hey, going to Darkon to break into Castle Avernus to steal forbidden and profane magical rituals while Azzy isn't looking anyone want anything?
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
It's days like these I've taken to leaving my son's castle walking to the center of the Svalich Woods and screaming for hours at the fates for how they have ruined my family name. Then I get drunk at the Blood of the Vine Tavern until Rahadin comes to pick me up and drop me off in the crypts.
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