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Ivan Dilisnya

@ivandilisnya.bsky.social

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Lord of Borca. Artiste. Any rumors of spider prams are vile Boritsi propaganda.

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Ivan Dilisnya @ivandilisnya.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

OH. My mistake. There's a time jump. Strahd was 46. I STILL have older bunions.

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Ivan Dilisnya @ivandilisnya.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Wait @strahdvonz.bsky.social. You turned when you were 42? All that pissing and moaning about your age...AND YOU WERE 42?! I have bunions that are older than 42!!!

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Ivan Dilisnya @ivandilisnya.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

I've figured out how to circumvent my curse! Acorn-fed Iberico salami. With this mouthfeel, I don't even want to know what it tastes like. It can't be as good as what I'm imagining.

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Ivan Dilisnya @ivandilisnya.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

OOC:Been away from this account for a while. Roleplaying a petty, capricious, vindictive, plutocratic man-child isn't hitting the same as it used to. I guarantee Ivan loves tariffs, though.

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Ivan Dilisnya @ivandilisnya.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

My birthday is almost here and I've already had to kill three party planners. Really, all I want is absolute perfection at all times. Is that so much to ask?

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Ivan Dilisnya @ivandilisnya.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

I NEVER give cheeses to those meeces.

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Ivan Dilisnya @ivandilisnya.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Rotting marmot. It has a certain ring to it.

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Ivan Dilisnya @ivandilisnya.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

No one ever asks me to bring anything to Thanksgiving dinner. I can't imagine why.

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Ivan Dilisnya @ivandilisnya.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Come to Borca! I can't taste the soda, but I can feel the bubbles. It's a little treat for me. Of course, that means the flavor options are...well, I like to call them "adventurous." Lorenzo likes to call them "Falkovnian roulette."

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Ivan Dilisnya @ivandilisnya.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Oh gods, who let the riffraff in?

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Ivan Dilisnya @ivandilisnya.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Are my poisons getting better, or is everyone just getting more fragile?

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Ivan Dilisnya @ivandilisnya.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

People of Bluesky! Let’s get to know each other better. What is your favourite movie? Quote share your answer only in GIF form.

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a picture of a man holding a razor with the words " theroseinthedarkness.tumblr " below it

Alt: Sweeney Todd slowly lifting his razor

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Ivan Dilisnya @ivandilisnya.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

If you see this, post a vampire and pass it on. Look, it's Matt Smith playing @strahdvonz.bsky.social !

A black and white drawing of Strahd from the 3.5 Ravenloft DMG that looks eerily like Matt Smith. It's uncanny.

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Ivan Dilisnya @ivandilisnya.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Arsenic and OLD lace? So trite. If you're going to use a classic poison, give it a modern twist. I recommend arsenic and a breathable cotton blend.

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Ivan Dilisnya @ivandilisnya.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

OOC: for any confused 5e mains, I'm riffing on the older version of Ivan here, who played like a cross between Caligula from I Claudius, Scarlemagne from Kipo, and a homicidal Phoenix Buchanan from Paddington 2. 5e Ivan is fun, but OG Ivan will always be my petulant drama queen murder boi.

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Ivan Dilisnya @ivandilisnya.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

When a place gets so toxic that even the ruler of Borca has to pack up and head to a place with bluer skies, you KNOW it's serious. Ruler. Singular. Only one of us counts.

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