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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep

@lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social
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The most metal D&D villain of them all. You may now headbang. Parody account. Posts will be mostly in character as Ravenloft's wacky neighbor but I'll share music and stuff and sometimes I review monsters from the Ravenloft RPG.

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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
If you don't buy the Ravenloft book when it comes out I swear I'll take my helmet off (J/K gonna do it anyway)
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
If you're wondering where i've been I've been sitting on my throne contemplating my wretched existence I ruined my own life But if you say that and i hear it ill feed you to my werebadger and leave your scraps to these HORRIBLE, NAGGING BANSHEES
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
@jamesgunn.bsky.social My dude if you ever get around to Vandal Savage his sig song's got to be Motorhead's cover of "Sympathy for the Devil" youtu.be/SMR27gJgbCI?...
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Sympathy For The Devil
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I love #timdrake 's new costume in #batman (2025) and it's always good to see him kicking butt... But, and pardon my language, #mattfraction just put the dumbest fucking cop in the history of fiction onto the page. WTF. That was so stupid it stretched credibility. #dccomics #robin #vandalsavage
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Isn't the job of an editor to read something and say 'Hey this thing you're writing is bad, we shouldn't publish this, try again' *Looks at Marvel and DC* Seriously guys you've set the nihilism and gore to like an 11 and it should be at a 6, maybe a 7
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
If you see this, post a bad woman you love
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
If you see this post a vampire "Mina. You are in the closet."
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I'd rather not respond to threats with disproportionate levels of violence than ask ChatGPT anything.
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Bluesky automatically logged me out on my PC. After burning down three villages in anger because I couldn't remember my user name and then realizing it told me what it was when I retrieved my password, after which I burned down two more villages out of embarassment, I'm back
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Explain your @ ...no
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I wanna hide in my chantry and get baked I wanna be physically weak, socially dumb, only mental merits Forget other discs, only thaumaturgy, no other PCs befriendin' me, Tremere Tremere
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Roger Zelazny Ursula K. Le Guin Diana Wynne-Jones Chris Claremont Robert E. Howard
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
If you see this, post a monster
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Delete a letter, ruin a movie: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doo
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Pfff Vecna Hey nerd - stop looking in people's windows It's weird Wedgie!
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I agree with Butler, if I see one more smarmy writer who thinks he's satirizing Christianity and it's all Paradise Lost I will be very cranky. Get thee behind me, John Milton
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I'm looking to import some Thri Kreen Gonna have to dodge Strahd's tariffs though
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
After realizing I didn't have the brainpower to run Pathfinder 2E right now (I still love it but it has a lot of moving parts) I switched to #d&d 5.5 and am now running a campaign set in the #darksun setting. The Dark Sun setting was introduced in D&D 2nd edition where it received two boxed sets
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Nedragaard keep is a mess. Time for spring cleaning *Puts caradoc out on the curb with a sign that says 'Free to bad home' and then gets to work*
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
So I just wanted to think about how awesome #jeanmarsh was as Bavmorda, and I'll bring up another scene from #willow This is the "You're all pigs!" scene - the scene where Bavmorda finally cuts loose and you see the true scope of her magic www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBNY...
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Men/Army transformed into pigs
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A gift from Star Trek that perfectly embodies my aura
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
If people ask me what my favorite magicians duel in fantasy fiction is, my answer is immediate and unchanging Fin Raziel vs Bavmorda from Willow (1988) With just a little while on screen together Jean Marsh and Patricia Hayes conveyed how much these two broads despised each other #rip #willow
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I hope to go out like grandpa did Delicately poached in a saffron and herb butter sauce and served with rice pilaf, roasted fall vegetables and a dry white wine
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
"Can you explain the gap in your resume?" *Squints and slowly draws sword*
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Azalin Rex didn't deserve to be pulled into Ravenloft and is remembered on Oerth more for almost taming the Bone March and for building the system of fortifications that prevented a horde of humanoids from overrunning Aerdy than he is being a harsh ruler
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Retro Blast 👻 @retroblastpod.com · 20/03/2025
28 Years... Castlevania Symphony of the Night, one of the greatest video games ever made, is now 28 years old. If you haven't played it, you should as soon as possible. Yes, it's really THAT good.
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Knock knock #knockknockjoke
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Announcing the Lord Soth sweepstakes If your name is drawn you will receive an all expenses paid opportunity* to join my dark army** * Refusal of this opportunity will result in the destruction of your hometown and the death of everyone you love
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
"Otis...? Did you feed the babies?" "N-not today, mister Luthor." "Otis. Feed the babies." "Mister Luthor, please-" "OTIS." RIP king
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Otis... Feed the Babies - Superman: The Movie
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
@darklordazalin.bsky.social I propose we start a DOA (Domain Owners Association) and start inventing rules we can use to annoy @strahdvonz.bsky.social 'Peasants too ugly' 'Castle ravenloft is not DOA approved color, please repaint it' 'Werewolves cannot be allowed to roam properly unsupervised'
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
If you're getting jilted lover vibes off how @strahdvonz.bsky.social keeps dunking on me Remember It's integral to his character that he obsesses over what he can't have
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Coffee so dark Leonard Cohen singing "You want it darker" plays when you pour it
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
It's time for something I haven't done in a long time - a Ravenloft monster review. Guess what today's monster is Rating: 👻👻👻👻👻 #dnd #ravenloft #monsters
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Canon me sounds ominous and badass Pretty sure Blue sky me sounds like will ferrel as the black knight
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Practice walking into the room with the confidence of a death knight who'll mess a fool up if they dare disrespect
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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Jason Mical @djstrahd.me · 23/01/2025
Nihilism is easy Hope takes work I see you ❤️
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
It's day one of the War of Fool's Chocolate As an opening salvo, I am now unleashing balloons over Barovia that look like @strahdvonz.bsky.social but the balloon part is his butt, as a demoralization tactic Yes I know the simpsons did it Great artists steal
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
My favorite response to this question was an old gospel singer who laughed and said "The devil ain't got no music!"
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Enough moping, fellow darklords. This year,
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Credit to Clyde Caldwell.
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Strahd - said alignment is LE when it is plainly CE. Verdict: naughty Azalin: ignored sons pleas to change evil ways. Verdict: naughty Irik: bothered father incessantly with plans to change evil ways. Verdict: just as naughty
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Alright kiddies Tonight I ride And remember *Hateful slitted red eyed stare* I know
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I stand by this assrrtion
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
In the interests of being a more attentive ruler I've decided to set up a complaints office Since I'm pretty sure Azrael can't read until a manager can be conscripted I'm running the office myself
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
The thing about the city where I live (Buffalo, NY) is that it is famous for its winters not because of the snow but because of the cold. When the wind blows east off of Lake Erie the cold almost feels alive. It seeps into any gap, into your bones. It stays with you. It *clings*.
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