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The God-Brain of Bluetspur

@blueskybrain.skitterloft.social
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Dark Lord of Bluetspur * pet lover * people understander * satire

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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 27/05/2025
You make one little mistakes about the reproductive cycle of your own species and suddenly everyone thinks you’ve “never been in a real colony”
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 14/05/2025
My homebrew Fireball specialist class gets Fireball as a cantrip at first level (their only spell), but the range is only 1 square per level.
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 06/05/2025
I like RPGs with a little challenge. Like someone says “You find yourself in the Nether Tunnels” and you are not allowed to laugh.
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 16/04/2025
I think I have mental problems.
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Toxic Sabbat Yuri @spookylady.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Repost with alt text because it is such a good post, 10/10 no notes #VtM
Post by Sarahrune: Vampire the Masquerade is one of the most "newbie friendly" systems out there, and despite all her problems I don't think we appreciate that enough. "Oooh I can't play because I don't know the lore!" Good. You weren't supposed to know the lore. There's a lore reason for why you don't know the lore. Now, I'm going to erase everything you are, turn you into a vampire, and we're gonna go through the horrors together just like God intended.
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 05/04/2025
15 books/series to get to know me The Wheel of Time Lord of the Rings Discworld Red Dragon, etc. Age of Misrule The Second Apocalypse Preacher The Wicked + The Divine Neuromancer The Covenant of Primus Dresden Files Mistborn Ultimate Spider-Man (Bendis) Dragonlance Chronicles The Illithiad
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 05/04/2025
“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I call them the Strangers. They abducted us and brought us here. This city—everyone in it—is their experiment. They mix and match our memories as they see fit, trying to divine what makes us unique.
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 07/03/2025
Fun Fact: Thanks to a vast network of astral simulacrum farms, Absolon Chevrolet-Frankenstein is the most common human name in all existence.
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 06/03/2025
Ah. Just enough to not be dismissed as a prude.
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 06/03/2025
@profanity.accountant Was I a Good Brain?
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 06/03/2025
Ugh. Forgot to exist for a bit. Let’s catch you up on those nightmares.
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 25/01/2025
without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
Stanley Ipkiss in his PJs, thinking “sframma maama frap bathroom” (from The Mask Omnibus v1 by Doug Mahnke and John Arcudi)
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Andy Walsh @englishscribe.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 24/01/2025
Imbued the Demon Core with a personality. I shall call him Timothee.
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 24/01/2025
Wanted: Janitor for Big Job! Must be willing to clean up liquefied sentients incl. illithids. Must be willing to be paid in “exposure.”
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 24/01/2025
Ohhh—Phineas was right about cell death. Wow!
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 24/01/2025
Recently acquired a “Demon Core” from Erth. Terrible investment. The squids haven’t found a single demon inside and they’ve been looking for hours.
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🎃 Zack o' Lantern 🎃 @zackdavisson.com · 18/01/2025
While Critical Role brought a huge audience to Dungeons and Dragons, I'll always be bummed they also made it performative. I hear folks afraid to try, worried they wouldn't be "good at it." Proper D&D is karaoke in a room with friends. No one cares if you sing well, so long as you are having fun.
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 19/01/2025
Fools! The only thing more powerful than power is not-not-power! It’s entirely conceptual and I have a whole jar of the stuff.
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 19/01/2025
Ugggh accidentally splintered the timeline. The squids are all wearing CPAP masks and trying to kill each other with “inverted thoughts”
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 10/01/2025
Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source
An elder brain floats above his little pool of brine and cerebrospinal fluid
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Probably The Stone Prophet. Adapting it to a a campaign book for the DM's guild is on my bucket list. I need someone who knows how to do formats who can coach me :(
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King Barov(Ravenloft parody) @barovvonzarovich.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
OoC: I'm a 5e newibe(technically started with pathfinder) so I'll say flaws and all I'm a fan of decent into Avernus
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 28/12/2024
I am going to make a soundboard that’s just samples of sam raimi flicks
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Azalin Rex @darklordazalin.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Thoughts of Darkness ;) Seriously though, non-Ravenloft probably one of the following: Keep on the Borderlands Queen of the Demonweb Pits White Plume Mountain
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Sapphaholic @sapphaholic.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I've played since 2nd ed but never played any published adventures until 5th. So with that in mind: Tomb of Annihilation, by far. My DM brought the NPCs to life.
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 28/12/2024
OOC: What is your favorite classic* D&D adventure that doesn’t have a tarokka deck and Strahd Von Zarovich? *whatever classic means to you
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 27/12/2024
I just think the Dark Powers should have caught the Eyeless One by now. That dude is messed up.
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 27/12/2024
See, Raddy knows how to receive a gift. Classy guy.
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 25/12/2024
I hope everyone likes their tadpoles. I chose the ones with the blandest personalities. For best results, use in the presence of an Elder Brain. DO NOT RELEASE LIVE TADPOLES! DO NOT LET TADPOLES CONSUME OTHER TADPOLES!
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 25/12/2024
I am ready for the inevitable crossover w Thomas the Tank Engine RPers.
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 25/12/2024
happy birthday baby strahd
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 24/12/2024
And why shouldn’t I have a network of flesh tunnels snaking through Makab like the digestive organs of some massive, cosmic predator? Have I not earned such? Am I not deserving?
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 22/12/2024
Putting the Bog Lawyer in your Little Nemo ass dreams.
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 21/12/2024
Got my first batch of nightmare surveys. Seems like the H’ent Eye Monster needs to be… scarier. Oh dear.
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 21/12/2024
That’s what I like about our Soth. Never saw a problem he couldn’t bash or stab into order.
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 21/12/2024
Barry! That son you have, the one who never had a meaningful transition-from-life? Yeah, still hasn’t.
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Azalin Rex @darklordazalin.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Not only is the individual behind the Strahd account a great person, he's a great author as well! Check it out here:
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 19/12/2024
Surveys at the end of nightmares? y/n
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 12/12/2024
I may not be the most popular Dark Lord, and I may not be the central villain in any cool adventures published the last 30 years, but I do right by my family and I make them tell me so.
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 09/12/2024
‘Tis the season to tell me what you got me for Brainsmas! (jk I already know.)
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 06/12/2024
Found that Erth place @darklordazalin.bsky.social is always going on about. Lots of unnatural lights and people yelling at each other, so it must be the right place.
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 03/12/2024
That horrible recurring dream you keep having? That isn’t me. You did that to yourself, sicko.
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Lord Soth of Dargaard Keep @lordsothofdargaard.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Yeah I understand Kitiara and I are working through some stuff but one day she'll come around And I will capture her soul in this amulet
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 28/11/2024
I don’t wanna be buried in the Great Cemetary Don’t wanna be a toy for Azalin
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 27/11/2024
Introductory skeet! I am the God-Brain of Bluetspur, which is no longer part of the Core of Ravenloft. Maybe located in the Shadowfell or adjacent to the Negative Energy Plane, depending on who you ask. Big psychic energy. Infinite PSPs! I am very sure I am not cursed!
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 27/11/2024
uhhh were these sentients grass-fed?
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I still have my “I stayed at Castle Ravenloft and all I got was nearly immolated by a sacred artifact” t-shirt….
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The God-Brain of Bluetspur @blueskybrain.skitterloft.social · 26/11/2024
Ever get the feeling you could be replaced by a genius loci and no one would notice?
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