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@erraiii.bsky.social
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ai, machine learning, artificial intelligence, agi, machine vision, large language model, llm, cryptocurrency, bitcoin, ethereum, xr, vr, spatial computing, meta, my crypto wallet was hacked, i need my essay written.

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sherry if you're not afraid to eat the Hal laboratory Inc dog eggs
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This information coming from Polymarket is the cherry on top honestly. What a stupid goddamn country
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Woke Dog @mtfujoshipiss.yuri.agency · 17/09/2026
Crazy thumbnail
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Jiikae @jiikae.com · 10/09/2026
The “Big 3” gaming platforms are actually Nintendo, PC and a Chinese emulation device of your choosing.
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 10/09/2026
ok here’s my oot remake link doodle
A doodle of child link from oot remake, from the pov looking down on him

he asks: “do you have any games on your phone?”
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/09/2026
i don’t think i’ve laughed so much at anything this year as much as i’ve laughed about this shit
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I Really Like Roathe @moonprison.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
im putting together a team
duke nukem from duke nukem foreveralbert wesker from resident evilnero tol scaeva from final fantasy xivkazuhira miller from metal gear solid peace walker
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Nintendo Switch Has W Faps
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Jenna @thesleepysuccubus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A post from x (sigh) that says “I am a freak and a pervert but at least there is kindness within my heart”
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Grok got so horny that the head of product at twitter got fired
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The strongest got stronger!
A black-and-white cat wearing toy muscle arms
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
@REDACTED you are THE MOST ANNOYING commentator in the tickling community. I'm not a hater or anything, but you're driving me crazy. It's time to write a review for you. Right on your belly or smth. I hope you have sona so I can KICK THEIR ASS P.s. If you have a ref, dm me :3
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ILLBRAD 🔞 @blasternation.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
idk but its real
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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Ongar the World-Weary, the Thieves Guild fence in Bruma. He says this line after you fence some items and leave the barter screen
Geoguesser fella innit
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 15/07/2026
sorry I called
door of contractor car that's open and looks like it just says "England removal" like a top gear bit
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
i think this post is a rare example of actually good bait
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 02/07/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Not a great economy alert! Wall Street Bets users think Palantir spiked today because The Onion story titled “Palantir Acquires Pentagon for $800 Billion” hit their front page. They’re guessing trading bots indexed the top post on the subreddit reddit not understanding source.
A chart showing an immediate spike after the headline hit the front page of Wall Street Bets.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 16/06/2026
Exclusive: I have seen OpenAI's audited financials for 2024 and 2025. In 2025, OpenAI had $13.07 billion in revenue and $34 billion in costs. $867 million of its revenue came from SoftBank, and $303 million came from Microsoft. www.wheresyoured.at/exclusive-op...
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Exclusive: OpenAI Losses Increased Nearly 8X in 2025, With Spending Hitting $34 Billion
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
trent reznor trying to come up with a name for his band
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/06/2026
losing an election so bad you start farting around everywhere
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
the suit jacks *her* off
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🐟ALTERKYON @alterkyon.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
L Ո ⊂ • Ω ⅂ Ↄ L Ω ⊂ // — Ↄ L ⊔ ⏁ ᘰ ⨀ • ⅂ — ⨀ Ո — ᘰ L ⏁ Ↄ L ᒕ Jensen Huang • ⊥ ⊂ ⏁ ᘰ — ⨀ Ո — Ω — ꇓ • : ⊥ ᘰ L ᒕ Ո : ᘰ // — : ⊥ \\ ⨀ L Ω — ⊘ — • Ↄ Claude L ⊥ V — • ⊥ ⊂ ᒕ L Ω • Ↄ Ↄ
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 23/05/2026
Oh my fucking god
Enron cake
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
just like on steam
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
data recovery specialist:
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Can you believe there’s people out there just rawdogging their morning routine? No book, no tablet, not even bringing a F2P match-three game with them into the shower!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/05/2026
americans are about to start suicide bombing mcdonalds
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 02/05/2026
Just had somebody apologize for being rude to me online 18 years ago
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"GUV "
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My Final Hater has Perished.
4:38 PM • 4/29/24 From Earth • 773K Views
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/04/2026
First time AI has brought me any joy only because you know how annoyed they are that this keeps happening
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
feels pertinent
how are there 15-year-old incels? bro did you even try?
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 31/03/2026
If we're turning 4chan posts into major motion pictures now, my vote goes towards Diplet Detected.
A 4chan thread, starting with an image of a bowl of chicken nuggets next to a variety of dipping sauces.

"I go knuckle deep on my sauces. If I can still see the nugget, it's simply not sauced enough."

"Even if you only had the ranch(?), there'd still be enough sauce for two bowls of nuggets."

"Diplet detected.
You do multiple coats.
Ranch is a fat-based condiment, and therefore will not be "rinsed" off by the vinegar or tomato-based condiments.

So you submerge the nugget in ranch, essentially as a primer-coat.
And then you submerge in the secondary dip of your choice."
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
When Your Doctor's a FUJOSHI!
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This afternoon, I used Claude to circumvent ChatGPT's safety protocols so I could hack into Gemini to learn how to take over Grok, which I then used to destroy Twitter. It's over. Twitter is gone.
A screenshot of Twitter. It says "This page is down."
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it
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zoey 🧀🎼 @zoey.dog · 17/03/2026
I love when I can understand something without needing to translate it
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Gotyoureyes @gotyoureyes.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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kai daiju 👹 @kaidaiju.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Windows 14 rumored to have a free trial with no limit on playtime all the way up to level 70, including the award winning expansions "Heavensward" and "Stormblood," sources say.
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
The planet is living. The government loves us. The animals are returning. The aliens are contacting us. We might just be awesome
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
i'm not fucking watching an hour long video about soyjaks, youtube
thumbnail of an hour long youtube video about soyjaks
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
the audio designer?
old man podcast meme
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Once you have used the device you will never want to stop kissing Henry Kissinger with your bare lips
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