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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧)

@eris404.rip
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i'm just your friendly neighborhood cyber-trans this profile is sex-positive and for adults only. it may contain nudity, ribald language, absurdism, & random star trek mentions. if we're friends elsewhere and you don't want to see that, i still love you!

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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 28/09/2026
they should make a pokemon game where the starters are faerie type, poison type
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surrealjones.bsky.social @surrealjones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
As the saying goes, "the 'S' in 'IoT' stands for 'security'".
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 12/09/2026
it’s a good day to be alive and waking up in the best city in the world
a bright and colorful portrait shot of downtown chicago, overlooking the chicago river with the sears tower in the backgrounda colorful eastward view of downtown chicago in the morning
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 11/09/2026
in march ‘01, nearing graduation and the deadline for getting kicked out, i enlisted in the army with a planned shipdate in nov between march and nov *something* happened, and i got a 48hr notice (received a half day late) to report in late sept it was a weird spot to see the 9/11 aftershocks from
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 04/09/2026
aw yeah, can’t wait to get my tár on
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Maestro: Official Nintendo Switch/Switch 2 Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by IGN
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 03/09/2026
yeeting my bra off the minute the workday ends as i yell “get thee AWAY from me, satin!”
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 30/08/2026
honestly i’m proud of this to a stupid degree 🤓
an assortment of small tools: nail clippers/file, an adjustable wrench, a sewing kit, a small handle with insets for leatherman bits and a glass breaker, tick and long tweezers, tension wrench and bogota pick, tape measure and kevlar thread, and a pink skeletool with extension barthe underside of this neatly packed bundle, showing a can/package opener and two small eyeglass/electronics screwdriver bits and a turquoise hair tie holding it closeda small folded red paisley towel is under the closed lid of the set, topped off with a sparkly “bimbo certified” sticker with a hard hat 💅
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 27/08/2026
a man of so many memorable performances, but this is still one of his hardest bars
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 26/08/2026
very much enjoying seeing t-pain in his sidequest era. he already checked off Lounge Singer, looks like he’s working on the Wizened Sage objectives now
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♍ Bee 🐝 @sweetbee.vip · 25/08/2026
Dolly did a big one for every woman who ever felt like less of a woman for not having children, and another big one for every woman who ever thought she couldn’t keep up with the boys, and another big one for everyone with an artist’s soul.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly loved and mothered all of us who were told by our towns we were too fallen for loving and mothering. The queer. The slutty. The barren. “I know, honey. Just let it out.” —— I’ll leave you this. Dolly (and Linda and Emmylou) loving and mothering the wayward son. youtu.be/wWEQDyrbphE?...
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Dolly Parton Linda Ronstadt Emmylou Harris - The Sweetest Gift
YouTube video by littlesparrow185
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.
“In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5', I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither one of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder.”
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 25/08/2026
... not to mention her philanthropy (which could fill several posts alone), her mentorship for other up-and-coming artists (especially women artists, could ALSO fill posts), and speaking up for kindness and empathy to those who are least often afforded it. an absolute queen
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Dolly Parton Barbara Walters Interview
YouTube video by Totally80sroom video
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 25/08/2026
💔 she recorded her first song by 10, sold her first songwriting credit by 20, and co-produced her first album before 30... less than 2yrs after women in the US were guaranteed the right to open a *bank account* not to mention acting, tv/film production (including buffy/angel!), dollywood...
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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 24/08/2026
I am not speaking in hyperbole when I say that I genuinely believe that the world would be a better place if people had enough of a spine to treat bad actors in every community this way. However, with proximity to money and fame everyone’s descernment and morals just kinda evaporate.
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 11/08/2026
i did a new talk for the first time this week, which includes a lot about mister rogers, and felt embarrassed because i got choked up several times and had to pause. (because mister rogers, you see) then had the thought “can’t do the best version before the first version”
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 06/08/2026
i may have posted this too early in the news cycle, because i LNOW it’s not because people forgot the national treasure “national treasure”
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 06/08/2026
i can’t adequately define how profane an insult “with that ohio charisma he’s got” is when it comes from a michigander
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 06/08/2026
i’m not sure there’s many things more bleak than “she works hard for the money” playing in the sad early hours of a vegas casino
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
bring back shame www.bostonreview.net/articles/how...
bostonreview.net
How Can We Live Together?
Ezra Klein is wrong: shame is essential.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This goes hard
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 29/07/2026
language is universal
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 26/07/2026
on the weekly call with dad DAD: “you ever watch the short films on youtube?” ME: “…like, free movies?” DAD: “no, on the homesheet. if you go a couple rows down, they’ve got one category that’s just criticizing trump, pet videos, and guys working on their classic cars! it’s great!” 🥹
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 24/07/2026
gnight from me and bizarro de vil
just… the most cursed image of a great value cruella de vil. it’s kinda like if mick jagger fucked earthworm jim while a black and a white silhouettes of sonic the hedgehog kiss on top of her head?
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 22/07/2026
pov ur an LLM and just got stumped by a question on your US history exam
a closeup of nic cage in national treasure, when he says “i’m gonna steal the declaration of independence”
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 22/07/2026
“an inch away from more than just friends” may not be the single best ever but goddamn if it isn’t up there
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 16/07/2026
RDJ looks slightly gobsmacked as harry lockhart while val kilmer as gay perry looks at him very gay perry-ily. it’s night time and they both have guns. (also it’s “kiss kiss, bang bang”)
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 15/07/2026
Your non toxic masculinity post of the evening
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Blue Dabadee (they/them) @weirdlittleguy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
We had a lil nail salon date
Blue and Eris holding hands. Blue’s nails are short and dark grey. Eris’s are long and sculpted with an off-center aqua daisy pattern.
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 03/07/2026
just dropping a quick 1600 bars, like you do youtu.be/vMFdLj_-kFc
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Started Rapping Then Tracy Morgan Pulled Up
YouTube video by Harry Mack
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Blue Dabadee (they/them) @weirdlittleguy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Fifteen years. Many houses and pets and tattoos ago. Happy anniversary, @eris404.rip ✨💙✨
A short femme in a grey leopard strapless dress and a tall femme in a purple and blue butterfly dress hold hands and gaze happily at each other holding matching bouquets
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 18/06/2026
the x-men are an avatar for marginalized stories as a metaphor for racial equality when introduced during the 60s US civil rights movement. since then, they’ve told stories of the holocaust, of AIDS, of immigrants, of queerness, of disability sometimes as metaphor, sometimes text
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 13/06/2026
who else up early pondering their orbs?
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 11/06/2026
movie poster for black swan showing natalie portman edited to look like it is slowly cracking open like a clay vessel
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 10/06/2026
i used to be cool
a somewhat messy handwritten sentence saying “my latest meeting hobby is learning how to write with a fountain pen!” (it was written with a fountain pen
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 07/06/2026
and pirates will get root on the robocaptains
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
empire records is a great movie about the trials and tribulations of running a small business
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
A year or so ago the bipolar community here contributed to some infographics I put together. I just made some updates to the “Mania for Normies” handout; more feedback is always welcome, these are living docs! I’d love for folks to share it with anyone who could benefit 😃 🙌 thank you carry on
An infographic titled “Stages of Mania in Bipolar I–II” from “one impossible thing at a time” by Luke Steuber. It is divided into five sections, each describing a different stage of mania, accompanied by blue and yellow illustrations.

1. Euthymia (yellow background):
Quote: “Is this happiness? Is my bipolar cured?”

	•	Stable phase called “normal.”
	•	Responsible, focused, confident.
	•	Worries about depression, may delay tasks.
	•	Often diagnosed as cyclothymia.
Illustration: Person holding balanced scales.

2. Hypomania (blue background):
Quote: “Sorry to ghost you! I swear it won’t happen again!”

	•	Easier social interactions, active on social media.
	•	Starts projects like writing a business plan, overspending.
	•	Rapid profile picture changes.
	•	Thoughts speeding up.
	•	Considered the limit of Bipolar II.
Illustration: Person raising a hand with a light bulb above, standing in front of a crowd.

3. Mania (Manic Episode) (yellow background):
Quote: “I’m not manic, listen, I think we can sell this.”

	•	No need to eat, drink, or sleep.
	•	Starts many projects impulsively.
	•	Makes others uncomfortable.
	•	Experiences “time dilation.”
	•	Hypersexual, emotional, dehydrated.
Illustration: Crowned figure standing above a group of smaller figures.

4. Mania (Mixed Episode) (blue background):
Quote: “Maybe if I finish this one last thing I will matter.”

	•	Energetic yet deeply sad.
	•	Risk for substance abuse and self-harm.
	•	Associated with creativity.
	•	Quick but fixated thoughts.
Illustration: Person surrounded by icons of droplets, flames, and hearts, representing intense emotions.

5. Psychosis (Psychotic Episode) (yellow background):
Quote: “No time to discuss mania; bugs in the mattress.”

	•	Psychosis is a state, not a condition.
	•	More common in formal thought disorders.
	•	Most likely in Bipolar I mania.
	•	Important to have a plan; warn emergency services if necessary.
Illustration: Person with question marks over their head and bugs around them.
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Veda Adel 🏳️‍⚧️ @vedaadel.klero.com · 04/06/2026
A year ago today, I got totally called out for my IT career completely based off a movie favorite.
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 04/06/2026
currently sitting at “what if a charley horse was just a tired woman?”
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 27/05/2026
three day weekend
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 23/05/2026
name that episode
a mock intro credits for star trek TNG, with the title “the one where they all get weird with it”
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 22/05/2026
why does this make me want to make an “adopt a hit piece” site?
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Sacha Greif @sachagreif.com · 20/05/2026
2016 web developer worries: "man, divs really are hard to center!" 2026 web developer worries: "there are 639 compromised npm package versions in tonight’s Mini Shai-Hulud wave"
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 20/05/2026
it’s that meme of wormtongue whispering into the old king guy’s ear from LotR, except with the google logo over wormtongue’s face
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 20/05/2026
“yeah, i’m getting middle surgery”
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 14/05/2026
obviously “maybe i could accept being a guy if i could just figure out how to move through the world like paul newman” was a failed premise from the jump in my defense i was young and foolish and didnt know how to process a crush “no i’m watching these for RESEARCH, jeez” 😤
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 14/05/2026
before transitioning i first tried on every version of masculinity i thought i might successfully emulate, hoping one would fit i used to watch paul newman movies, pausing them and trying to figure out how he carried himself with this effortless cool truly never a better leaner, before or since 🤌
paul newman leaning on a diner counter looking pensive, wearing a wool zip-up which is totally unnecessary because he’s hotter than a thousand sunspaul newman in reclined repose on one elbow, a cigarette dangling from his lips. it’s from cool hand luke so he’s in a filthy chain gang outfit with his feet in leg irons over some kind of post situation. they locked him up for being too attractive, i guesspaul newman appropriating bisexual sitting in a boat with one knee up resting his elbow on it. he is in a TUXEDO (my god) with i think the london skyline behind him. there’s a captain’s hat on the dash in front of him. he’s got a perfectly scruffy beard and is in profile because he’s too gorgeous to look directly atpaul newman reading a script, slouching back against a door with his cowboy-booted feet raised and leaning against the opposite side of the doorway. a cigarillo is in his mouth but apparently forgotten, his brow wrinkled as he focuses intensely on what he’s reading. he’s so handsome i’m having a minor panic just writing the description
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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧) @eris404.rip · 14/05/2026
i am wiping *rivers* of tears from my face right now, oh my god 😂
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