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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 13/10/2026

the cis don't want you to know that estradiol comes from milking god, that's why it has dio in the name

progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 08/10/2026

no no, just poorly structured in such a way that responding succinctly is pretty much impossible. unless you're asking if i want to take a shotgun to the pleading, in which case, very yes

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 08/10/2026

so tempted to reply to each of them with "defendant ain't reading all that, and denies accordingly, but is happy for you and/or sorry you think that happened"

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 08/10/2026

currently drafting an answer and wishing a very "oh go fuck yourself" to whichever lawyer drafted this complaint with multiple page-long paragraphs containing like 15 different allegations in them

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 02/10/2026

i for one am very excited that the red sox made the playoffs and are guaranteed to go undefeated in october

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 30/09/2026

my old self isn't dead, he's just at a farm upstate where he has room to run around and play all day

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 29/09/2026

maybe my parents punishing me as a kid when i got too anxious and overwhelmed to function was just them misunderstanding the concept of keeping me grounded

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 25/09/2026

because an apple a day...

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 25/09/2026

if you eat an apple you aren't allowed to have dr pepper for 24 hours

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 24/09/2026

ok which one of you bitches lives along my commute to work

a banner on a balcony railing with the image of an anime girl and the text "BOYS MAKE THE BEST GIRLS" in blue and pink

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 16/09/2026

yall know "ok enjoy the camps i guess" doesn't work as a rhetorical device when both sides are advocating putting us in camps right

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 16/09/2026

yall know "ok enjoy the camps i guess" doesn't work as a rhetorical device when both sides are advocating putting us in camps right

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 16/09/2026

please, mrs. o'scope is my mother, you can just call me whore

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 16/09/2026

every single person on this website had "will stancil succumbs to ai psychosis" on their bingo cards

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 16/09/2026

bill out here boofing 600mg of prog every night

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Didn’t we just get mad at Sydney Sweeney for using her huge tits to promote football? Smdh

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 16/09/2026

this was 95% shitpost and 5% genuinely hoping you do go to shit like this so you can actually explain

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 16/09/2026

desperately hoping we all overdose on certain people Finding Out in the near future 🙏

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 15/09/2026

very funny that boomers want everyone to use advanced ai tools in the workplace when they still can't even figure out how to share their screens on zoom

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 14/09/2026

sounds like a healthy relationship that's definitely stronger now for having met and overcome that minor bit of adversity

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 14/09/2026

truly a workplace siren's song

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 14/09/2026

> helipad-cum-cocktail patio seeking six girls who identify as attack helicopters to help me make a video real quick

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 14/09/2026

i have yet to ever do that and, inshallah, i never will.

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 14/09/2026

boss just reply-all'd opposing counsel on an internal strategy email, monday sure is mondaying already

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 11/09/2026

feels like perfecting service on all defendants may be a challenge here

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 11/09/2026

i was just thinking about this the other day and wondering if i'd hallucinated it! what a time to be alive.

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 11/09/2026

can't believe so many people have already forgot about dre

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 11/09/2026

make a band edible: Meatallica

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 26/10/2023

if you think about it 9/11 was really just doing bottom surgery for Manhattan

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 11/09/2026

not the point but good lord someone needs to tell him to unbutton his jacket while sitting, that button is going to take someone's eye out when it pops off

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I hope this Ishmael finds you whale

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 10/09/2026

make sure to leave some war crimes out for george w bush when he crashes into your chimney tonight

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 10/09/2026

man, doubs looks so devastated i almost feel bad for him. almost.

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 09/09/2026

everyone knows women come from ribs, it's in the bible and everything

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 09/09/2026

like a good asian mother, i just scolded my right boob for not developing as fast as my left

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 09/09/2026

actually we should be pushing for workers to own the medians of production

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 08/09/2026

remember when everyone thought paul was just a fun chill dude to banter with? those sure were the days

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Spacey Kacey @kaceyisspacey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

"A surgeon got conned by an AI chatbot" is actually pretty believable if you have ever at all talked to a surgeon

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 08/09/2026

it's important to get enough moral fiber each day so your moral poops stay nice and regular

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