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progesterin

@erinys.uwu.lgbt
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allegedly a lawyer, but absolutely nothing i shitpost here should be taken as legal advice, or really advice at all probably she/they 🏳️‍⚧️ wasian 🇰🇷 discord: errinyous

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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 24/09/2026
ok which one of you bitches lives along my commute to work
a banner on a balcony railing with the image of an anime girl and the text "BOYS MAKE THE BEST GIRLS" in blue and pink
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 08/09/2026
transmascs waiting for their packer to get delivered:
the meme with snow white pressed up against a window with the text "Pakidge"
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 07/09/2026
wait when did they rename lube
a large bottle of an orangish fluid labeled LouAna Premium Buttery Topping Oil
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 28/08/2026
i think this crossword clue is wrong, GOODGIRL doesn't fit???
a screenshot of a crossword clue:

One who does as instructed
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 24/08/2026
i should demand a bonus for being forced to touch grass for work today
a chest up selfie of a woman with slightly tousled hair, wearing a beige polo shirt and sunglasses in a parking lot with pallets stacked behind her
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 23/08/2026
my tits are definitely gonna pop out of this dress at least once tonight
a selfie of a woman with shortish, very curly dark hair smirking at the camera with full makeup, including deep red lip color, and wearing a tea green dress with a floral motif and a halter neck
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 20/08/2026
deeply cursed.
a screenshot of a tweet by Emma Pettit, @EmmaJanePettit:

Boyfriend is sitting by his computer eating sausage with Wikipedia opened to the page "Sausage."
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 18/08/2026
i don't wanna go to court today :(
a bathroom mirror selfie of a person with the concepts of a wolf cut in their hair, wearing a black suit with a white and gray patterned button downthe same person from the waist up, sitting in an office chair, with better lighting so their makeup and eye color is more visible
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 12/08/2026
client gave us these word magnets for the work fridge and the voices in my head have never been louder
a set of construction-themed fridge word magnets, including the words load, expose, control, flashing, erect, stud, treat, pump, rod, vibrate, and long
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 11/08/2026
mailing one of these along with each request for admission so plaintiff has no choice
a stock image of a cheap orange paper ticket with ADMIT ONE printed in the center
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 08/08/2026
highly unamused.
an extremely unamused tabby cat in bed with a white red bull can placed on her head
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 01/08/2026
ok maybe i still got it
a woman with shortish curly hair from the waist up, wearing a sundress with a red, white, blue, and green stained glass pattern and an actual full face of makeup for once
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 29/07/2026
gorl
a woman with short ish curly hair sitting at a desk, wearing a sky blue blouse and actual eye makeup for once in her damn life
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 28/07/2026
for the unaware:
A screenshot of a February 20, 2025 tweet from Veles, @keyofgeo, with the text: 

British cavalry in the 1850s consisted entirely of twinks who used UwU-speak 

and a photo of a book passage describing British cavalry officers at the opening of the Crimean campaign in 1854 and their speech patterns: 

They affected endgame vision, yawned a great deal, spoke a jargon of their own, pronouncing "r" as "w," saying "vewwy," "howwid," and "sowwy,"...
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 23/07/2026
we all start somewhere :3
a baby closeted trans Erin circa fall 2021 with short hair, facial scruff, and a dead smile in a vaguely femme lavender toprecent photo of Erin in a dress with light makeup looking far happier and more confident
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 09/07/2026
boy did i ever misread this email subject line
🔍 How to Tell if DIY HR Has Become a Liability
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 06/07/2026
honestly i respect the sheer audacity
a screenshot of an email with the subject Phishing Test Exempt from noreply.at.it-support.care:

Dear Erin: 

We typically require mandatory phishing tests on a regular basis, but as you've demonstrated considerable awareness on the subject, we've been allowed to offer you an exemption from further tests. Please click here and validate your Aviv to be removed from the phishing tests lists. 

Sincerely, 
IT
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 26/06/2026
last day of work before vacation let's do this shit
a woman with short hair wearing a brown midi dress with a collar and a few fastened buttons at the neckline. it almost looks like she has curves or something
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 25/06/2026
you know you're indisputably the villain when brad marchand is like the sixth most hated player on your team
a tweet from elliotte friedman, @friedgehnic:

Garnet Hathaway to the Florida Panthers from Philadelphia
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 24/06/2026
someday i will buy a full length mirror for my office so i can stop taking bathroom selfies. someday.
bathroom mirror selfie of a short haired woman in a blue maxi dress with tshirt sleeves and a polo type collar with a v neck
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 23/06/2026
i used to drive by the sign for this law office every day. literally dick butts.
a screenshot from a website: 

Law Office of
RICHARD J. BUTTS
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 19/06/2026
so busy at work today i didn't have time to take thirst traps :(
bathroom mirror selfie of a short haired person in a gray suit with purple button up blouse underneath, and minimal eyeliner
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 09/06/2026
feels pretty transphobic that this is the waiting room they put me in???
a photo of a waiting room with a sign next to it saying SUB-WAIT
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 07/06/2026
ok i'm kinda drunk but i should wear this dress more often right? right, good, glad we agree
a waist up selfie of a short haired woman in an orange wrap dress standing with a hand on a dresser, with orange toned makeup and blue framed glasses
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 03/06/2026
guess who's going to federal court this afternoon (NOT as the defendant)
a selfie from the chest up of a short haired person sitting at a desk, wearing a navy suit with a white button up blouse. their makeup looks pretty solid for once.
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 01/06/2026
happy pride to gay women and women-adjacent
a waist up selfie of a woman with short hair sitting on her office desk with her left hand cupping her cheek. she's wearing a white dress with a black floral motif and a green heart pendant in the v neckline. she did some light eye shadow today because why not
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 28/05/2026
work weeks go by way faster when you take monday and tuesday off
a chest up selfie of a short haired woman sitting in front of a plant and window. she's wearing a low cut navy blue dress with long sleeves which reveals a modicum of cleavage, and has her makeup-less face cradled on the back of her hands.
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 26/05/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social dick life
a black plaque with gold lettering for the Estes Park Veterans Monument, featuring a committee member named Dick Life
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 25/05/2026
i didn't choose it, it chose me
a portion of a plaque for a veterans monument featuring some dude named Dick Life
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 24/05/2026
Cat.
a brown tabby cat standing up on her hind legs and making a very silly face at a churu
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 23/05/2026
submitting this as my documentation in support of bottom surgery
a text message saying: 

We would love to have you. And I heard you are too good for D 😉
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 21/05/2026
brought my puppygirl here and everyone knew you
a screenshot of a Google map with a green area labeled Dirty Woman Park
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 17/05/2026
the denver summit supporters section goes hard
a zoomed in photo of the supporters section in the Denver Summit FC stadium, with a sheen of yellow smoke in front of a trans flag being waved with TRANS PEOPLE BELONG IN SPORTS printed on it
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 12/05/2026
trying a middle part for the first time... still needs some work tbh
a waist up selfie of a short haired person sitting on an office desk, wearing a blue dress with a collar and an unbuttoned neckline, and hair doing a weird middle part thing that they desperately want to be a wolf cut
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 12/05/2026
tbh i might be ok with confederate statues coming back as long as they're open to the community to use as public art installations
a photo of the Robert e Lee statue in Richmond in 2019, covered in graffiti, prior to being melted down
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 09/05/2026
a mirror selfie from the thighs up of a short haired woman in a slinky black dress with a deep v neck showing a bare hint of cleavage, with a full face of makeupa chest up selfie of the same fit with the makeup and a good view of the large ruby pendant she's wearing
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 02/05/2026
why are cats like this
a tabby cat seated on the lap of a woman wearing a Poulin Victoire jersey. the woman is giving the cat a churu tube, and the cat's face is super derpy with a single fang hanging out.
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 29/04/2026
v:tm larpers? oh, you mean:
spooky nerds
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 28/04/2026
well at least the meetings weren't canceled today
a bathroom mirror selfie of a short haired person in a gray checked suit with a white blouse beneath. they're wearing light makeup and the jacket is open, as their left hand is in their pocket
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 25/04/2026
ceiling mcdavid is watching you masturbate
a large poster of Connor McDavid at the top of a wall full of hockey equipment. his intense stare follows you wherever you walk.
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 24/04/2026
morning meeting was canceled at the last minute so now i'm stuck here the rest of the day Like This
a bathroom mirror selfie of a short haired person with the slightest hints of a wolf cut, wearing a black suit with a light blue blouse, unbuttoned to mid chest with a large ruby pendant on
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 21/04/2026
the leaky pipe meme with the text COCAINE on the pipe, NORMAL AMERICANS trying to get a drop of water, and THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION drinking it all
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 18/04/2026
me greeting my buddy lee:
a snippet of the bio for the Tigers player Hao-Yu Lee
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 15/04/2026
Tumblr post by sevensmallgummies:

Sphinx employee slash bodega cat that blocks the door and asks riddles, the owner has the answer of the day on a paper taped to the door. 

it never notices. 

important addition from a friend: 

everyone thinks REALLY hard and regulars makes two bad guesses so it feels like it's doing a good job
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 11/04/2026
@sailormoondamus.gobirds.online have you considered getting into hockey?
a screenshot of an article with the headline: 

NHL style revolution: Why players and their hockey butts are fans of the relaxed pushed trend
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 10/04/2026
lmaooooo imagine arguing "our advertising prejudices jurors against our clients" with a straight face

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Prior Disparaging Comments
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The first ground for disqualification asserted in the motion concerned three unrelated cases where the judge allegedly made
"disparaging comments" against lawyers at Azar & Associates.
¶ 19 In two of the cases, Bocian alleged that the judge improperly denied motions to exclude the law firm's name from evidence. The motions were apparently filed based on the concern that the firm's advertising would prejudice jurors against the firm's clients in those cases. In denying the motion in the first of those cases, the judge stated in a footnote that, if the lawyers believed the firm's
"advertising prejudices their clients, the lawyers may wish to consider whether the advertising violates [Colo. RPC] 1.7(a)(2). .. If advertising truly creates the claimed prejudice to the firms' clients, it is simple enough to discontinue the advertising."
Although not clear from the motion or affidavit, Bocian alleged that the judge made "an identical allegation in denying" the same motion filed in the second case. According to the disqualification affidavit, these orders "ignored the issue of relevance [and] distorted [Azar & Associates'] argument concerning potential prejudice."
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 09/04/2026
blep
a waist up selfie of a short haired person in a navy single breasted suit. their jacket is buttoned, but it is clear they are only wearing a nude bra underneath.
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 09/04/2026
i fully respect the hustle
a screenshot of a concert presale for Afroman in Englewood, CO in May. the presale password is FREESPEECH.
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 08/04/2026
ok fine i guess i've emotionally accepted that's it's really spring now
a bathroom mirror selfie of a short haired person wearing a 3/4 sleeved white dress with pink geometric patterns and a boat neck
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 04/04/2026
running a korean mythology/folklore themed one shot today so trying to dress the part
a mirror selfie of a short haired woman in a hanbok style dress with a beige lacy upper part and deep blue skirt, with a pink elaborate norigaeselfie of the same woman in the same hanbok from the chest up, showing her fairly heavy, dewy makeup. she's doing a ✌️ to the camera.
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