progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 24/09/2026ok which one of you bitches lives along my commute to work 060 6
progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 28/08/2026i think this crossword clue is wrong, GOODGIRL doesn't fit??? 010 1
progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 24/08/2026i should demand a bonus for being forced to touch grass for work today 0121 12
progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 23/08/2026my tits are definitely gonna pop out of this dress at least once tonight 1141 14
progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 12/08/2026client gave us these word magnets for the work fridge and the voices in my head have never been louder 020 2
progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 11/08/2026mailing one of these along with each request for admission so plaintiff has no choice 020 2
progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 25/06/2026you know you're indisputably the villain when brad marchand is like the sixth most hated player on your team 020 2
progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 24/06/2026someday i will buy a full length mirror for my office so i can stop taking bathroom selfies. someday. 050 5
progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 23/06/2026i used to drive by the sign for this law office every day. literally dick butts. 020 2
progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 19/06/2026so busy at work today i didn't have time to take thirst traps :( 1130 13
progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 09/06/2026feels pretty transphobic that this is the waiting room they put me in??? 040 4
progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 07/06/2026ok i'm kinda drunk but i should wear this dress more often right? right, good, glad we agree 2161 16
progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 03/06/2026guess who's going to federal court this afternoon (NOT as the defendant) 1101 10
progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 28/05/2026work weeks go by way faster when you take monday and tuesday off 2130 13
progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 23/05/2026submitting this as my documentation in support of bottom surgery 030 3
progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 12/05/2026trying a middle part for the first time... still needs some work tbh 91093 109
progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 12/05/2026tbh i might be ok with confederate statues coming back as long as they're open to the community to use as public art installations 010 1
progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 24/04/2026morning meeting was canceled at the last minute so now i'm stuck here the rest of the day Like This 4301 30
progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 11/04/2026@sailormoondamus.gobirds.online have you considered getting into hockey? 010 1
progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 10/04/2026lmaooooo imagine arguing "our advertising prejudices jurors against our clients" with a straight face 000 0
progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 08/04/2026ok fine i guess i've emotionally accepted that's it's really spring now 2211 21
progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 04/04/2026running a korean mythology/folklore themed one shot today so trying to dress the part 3151 15