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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
“In February, a 36-year-old man swallowed 20 over-the-counter pills. In March, a 37-year-old detainee ingested cleaning chemicals. Two weeks later, a 41-year-old man was found cutting himself.”
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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
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a man in a blue shirt is saying i want you to get the word out there
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is saying i want you to get the word out there
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Hunter Walker @hunterw.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Nothing but respect for my president.
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Marc Channick @marcchannick.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Any excuse to repost an all-time Bluesky banger
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Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go "this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn't understand normal sane Americans crave" and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like "Leprechauns are real and I'm going to cook one"
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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Telling people their votes were stupid is never a good strategy for changing their future votes.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 26/06/2025
This is some weird shit
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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
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a man applauds with the #schitts creek logo behind him
ALT: a man applauds with the #schitts creek logo behind him
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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
“if everyone would just fall in line we could lead them” - democrats for the past decade essentially
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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I’ve never been a big Bernie supporter, but the idea that his criticism of democrats has done more damage than our inability to tap into his popularity is one of the major reasons we’re in this fucking mess. Bernie didn’t beat us, we did that ourselves.
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Mighty Apollo @mightyapollo.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
The self pwn is pretty epic.
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My sister-in-law grew up in the Soviet Union.
One thing I can say with 100 percent certainty is l'm not *ever* going to be shopping at a government-owned and -operated grocery store when I'm in New York City O
June 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM & Some people can reply
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Kris Wernowsky @kriswernowsky.com •1h
Fun Fact: 17 states currently have state-run liquor systems. And it seems to work just fine.
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Thomas Chatterton Williams @chatterton.... • 1h
Liquor sells itself
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Kris Wernowsky@kriswernowsky.com • 1h
Yes. Unlike food.
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kylie, themeny of the state (spooky),,, @kylie.hater.club · 26/06/2025
I just had the most “girl what” moment reading that
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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
the solution is obvs to sell the land to developers that’ll fix everything
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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
“excessive federal control of public lands” lmao
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James Queally @jqwritesstuff.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
NEW: ICE carried out arrests at an L.A. courthouse this week, a long derided tactic many fear will chill witnesses from coming forward. Court officials say they were "absolutely blindsided." My latest: www.latimes.com/california/s...
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ICE arrests at L.A. courthouse met with alarm: 'Absolutely blindsided'
U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement agents intercepted defendants at a Los Angeles courthouse on Tuesday afternoon, sparking fears that such actions will deter people from serving as witnesses o...
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
the best part of this is that Ackman said he woke up depressed but then came up with this great idea, and the great idea is just to fund one of the other guys in the race
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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
It's very very funny when American news outlets panic over stuff like baby boxes which are very normal in other western countries (Like Scotland) as if its a brand new communist terror threat unheard of throughout the globe. 'FREE STUFF FOR BABIES???? LIKE STALIN????'
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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Apparently men can have nipples showing but heaven forbid women show a belly button.
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Teddy Schleifer @teddyschleifer.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Here's a fun thing that a top donor to Andrew Cuomo's super PAC just told me.
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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
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a man is smiling in front of a netflix ad
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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
summer is *commie* darth
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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Disney staffer told this woman she had to buy a $45 tank top to cover her sports bra. Her husband was wearing a stringer that exposed significantly more skin. youtu.be/M3GUSYaNEfM?...
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Woman Says Disney Staffer Told Her She Was 'Improperly Dressed'
YouTube video by Inside Edition
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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
this really is the dumbest of all timelines youtu.be/ZBxC9ZbG5Fg?...
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NATO's Rutte denies calling Trump 'daddy' | REUTERS
YouTube video by Reuters
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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
A man in Texas was arrested for impersonating an ICE agent and robbing people who appeared to be Hispanic. youtu.be/pVlFHP8ofNQ?...
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Man Arrested, Accused of Impersonating ICE Officer
YouTube video by KPRC 2 Click2Houston
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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
“We had everything, the size of the cherries, we had the quality — perfect scenario," said Erik Zavala, director of field staff at Blue Bird, a growers co-op in Wenatchee, Washington. “Now, everybody's asking, 'What the hell happened? I mean, where are the pickers?'” www.kuow.org/stories/a-pe...
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A 'perfect' season for Washington's sweet cherries turns sour because of deportation fears
It was supposed to be a banner year for Pacific Northwest cherries. Cherry production is estimated to be about 10% above last year’s, the fruit is high quality, and California’s shorter-than-usual sea...
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Riley Gaines: New York City is so screwed.

evan loves worf: Did Zohran Mamdani also beat you at swimming?
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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
make america fun again
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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
hot commie summer is maybe the funniest thing to happen to US politics in the past decade
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
dude can you imagine waking up in jail and David the HGH Gnome is in the bunk below you because he threatened the host of Fear Factor
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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Trump trying to keep Hot Commie Summer from happening but it’s too late
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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
twenty bucks says Bibi sent him the text in a signal chat
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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
criminal bffs
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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
close enough
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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
millions of Americans with undocumented family members understand your pain Tom
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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Amen.
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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I don’t think we should ignore the momentum and legitimate excitement among voters that came from seeing two candidates work together in a positive way. People are sick of narcissistic candidates who don’t know how much groceries cost. That’s the takeaway.
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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
how did the party age fifty years in a decade, how
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Something very funny might be about to happen
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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
this woman is twilight years goals for me tbqh
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
won't someone think of the rich
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I thought the same thing, but realized he couldn’t deny it because, at least based on the facts in the WB complaint, it was said in a room full of people (who could potentially corroborate WB if this in incident were investigated). You could almost see him calculating the risk/reward of lying IRT
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grave rob @broccolirob.gobirds.online · 24/06/2025
[Bruce Springsteen voice] Well, they repoed a cybertruck in Philly last night
A tow truck taking away a Tesla cybertruck
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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Also the Democrats sound a lot like Republicans trying to figure out the internets in 2008, and it’s v embarrassing.
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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Watching people on the left talk about why Mamdani won and realizing democrats are, yet again, in the weeds.
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Greg Greene (he/him/his) @greene.haus · 25/06/2025
Okay, so I'm not the only one distracted by the rumpling. Whew!
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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I yell in a very kind, loving way. Just to be clear.
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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Every time I watch a video on the Bulwark I yell “iron your collar” at everyone on the screen. It hasn’t worked yet, but I live in eternal hope.
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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Democrats in Congress really trying to make me stop identifying as a Democrat. What good even are you.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/06/2025
this is my local ice cream guy! he’s great! everyone loves him! fuck these fucking assholes! free enrique
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erinscafe @erinscafe.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
that’s what it was for your great escape
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