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She/Her. Iowa 🔵 Lunch Lady by day and a Sleeper by night. Weightlifter, Pizza Eater, Dog-Petter. #MutantFam #MST3K Fun Fact: I have Ticker-tape synesthesia. linkin.bio/erinkelly323

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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𝑬𝒓𝒊𝒏 🍕 @erinkelly323.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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World's biggest Muskie.
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Statler: They opened the box, the Cenobites came. Waldorf: They opened the show, we should have left! both: D'OH-HO-HO-HO
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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The House and Senate needs to submit STAND ALONE BILLS. None of this bullshit that sneaks in other bills that they KNOW would never pass if it was a STAND ALONE BILL.
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𝑬𝒓𝒊𝒏 🍕 @erinkelly323.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cast also includes @funkybeck.bsky.social and @emilykmarsh.bsky.social 💞 So you KNOW it's gonna be amazing. #MST3k
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𝑬𝒓𝒊𝒏 🍕 @erinkelly323.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think the real question here is how many Obamas would it take him to make the Kessel Run?
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micks_picks @straycat820.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And what if you could go back in time and take all those hours of pain and darkness, and replace them with something better?
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Beardo and Weirdo: they’re cops.
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PSK @cthulhu23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Make America Sweet Again...Vote Bobby Newport!! This ad brought to you by Sweetums PAC
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They are playing in our faces
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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A series of tweets that reads "we didn't have a measles outbreak until we let in four years of millions of people pour over our border" 

"I live in Honduras. We vaccinate" 

"I live in American we can choose if we want the shot or not" 

"I know and that's why you have measles and we don't"
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
we’ve tried nothing and we’re out of ideas
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𝑬𝒓𝒊𝒏 🍕 @erinkelly323.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Face Creepy Face
Alt: Nazi face melt from Raiders of the Lost Ark
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 23/09/2026
is every ad gambling now, like do other companies even advertise anymore or has the economy completed its transformation into casino
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Tara Dublin, Rock Star Author📚❤️‍🔥🤘🏻 @taradublinrocks.com · 21/09/2026
Hey, let's share this again everywhere now that the press is standing together against Trump
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You gotta give it up to Earth Wind & Fire for not even bothering to add a Water guy. They were just like it’s fine
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 21/09/2026
Always hilarious to see Jake and Logan Paul wearing suits at official events, like when people put clothes on dogs to pretend they have jobs
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m a simple girl all I need are some things that don’t even exist.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If the people can end Ed Sheeran’s career in an hour, we can end all Republican careers in a day.
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The first rule of Overexplaining Club is you do not talk about Overexplaining Club because this is a secret club and we want it to stay a secret, but if you talk about it then people will know it exists, thus ruining the secrecy.
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you're still on the fence about whether AI is good or bad for society, consider this: The fascists desperately want it
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𝑬𝒓𝒊𝒏 🍕 @erinkelly323.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saturday Sleepies. #TimelineCleanse #LetSleepingDogsLie
Large, fluffy, white wolf-dog napping peacefully
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Current mood:
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Prof Bill McGuire @profbillmcguire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Exxon is now expecting a 2.5 - 3C rise by 2050 But says f*ck you - we are just going to keep right on sucking up as much gas and oil as we can Because even though we know what's coming, we really don't give a sh*t www.reuters.com/business/ene...
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Exxon raises 2050 global emissions forecast, sees slower coal decline
The world is at risk of falling behind in efforts to reduce carbon emissions by 2050, ExxonMobil said in its annual energy outlook published on Thursday, as ​the burning of coal could decline at a slo...
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Liz @stayathomecommie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
why wouldn't you want a 13 year old to be doing something so sweet and wholesome? "stop expressing your creativity and participating in this community wide activity, you're too old for joy"
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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𝑬𝒓𝒊𝒏 🍕 @erinkelly323.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Please help if you're able. A lovely and committed member of our #horrorfam and a friend of ours. ❤️ www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-ov...
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Donate to Help Me Overcome Medical Debt and Find Relief, organized by Emilie Black
Hello, we've met before on here. Tonight I am walking all over my pride a… Emilie Black needs your support for Help Me Overcome Medical Debt and Find Relief
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Tampa Bay resister 🇺🇸🇨🇿🇨🇴🏴‍☠️⚡️🐶🎧 @depechemodefan101.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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PSK @cthulhu23.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#MST3K The #Rifftrax Experiments 😎 @erinkelly323.bsky.social
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PSK @cthulhu23.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
@erinkelly323.bsky.social is working on a project for our pop-up camper, and I love it!! If you know, you know... 😎 #MutantFam
Three pennants with designs for horror movie camp sites. Camp Crystal Lake, Camp Arawak, and Camp Blackfoot.
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Tampa Bay resister 🇺🇸🇨🇿🇨🇴🏴‍☠️⚡️🐶🎧 @depechemodefan101.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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𝑬𝒓𝒊𝒏 🍕 @erinkelly323.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
“Trump’s EPA is enabling an enormous public health crisis in Iowa. While factory farms pollute hundreds of thousands of peoples’ drinking water with dangerous levels of toxic nitrates, EPA is hanging Iowans out to dry — we cannot allow that to happen.
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IEC and Partners Sue EPA Over Iowa Waters Impaired by Cancer-Linked Nitrates - Iowa Environmental Council
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This is important. “More than 100 retired NASA astronauts have banded together to form a new nonpartisan organization…its members “believe deeply in the principles that have propelled our nation for 250 years,” such as the rule of law, checks and balances and the peaceful transition of power.”
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Former NASA astronauts launch new group to promote U.S. constitutional values
More than 100 NASA astronauts have signed on to a nonpartisan effort to promote “the principles that have propelled our nation for 250 years”
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
“Keep men out of women’s sports!” Lol
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 21/04/2026
we all know I have no life, so:
WHAT IF COLUMBO COULD REGENERATE LIKE THE DOCTOR?

1st Columbo: Groucho Marx
2nd Columbo: Danny Kaye
3rd Columbo: Sid Caesar
4th Columbo: Peter Falk (obviously he's the fourth, I mean come on, both in terms of iconicism and timing)
5th Columbo: Jamie Farr
6th Columbo: Judd Hirsch
7th Columbo: Howard Hesseman
8th Columbo: Mandy Patinkin
9th Columbo: Eugene Levy
10th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo
11th Columbo: Adam Brody
12th Columbo: Jason Alexander
13th Columbo: Natasha Lyonne
14th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo again
15th Columbo: Omar Epps

NOT PICTURED: Alan Arkin ("War Columbo"), Whoopi Goldberg ("Fugitive Columbo"), Laura Linney (possible 16th Columbo), Don Adams/Warren Christopher (played first and second Columbos, respectively, in "The Five Columbos" TV special)
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Dave Gold @davegold.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Every year, Hollywood releases hundreds of movies. This was one of them! 30 years ago today, a small cow-town puppet show became a small cow-town puppet feature length presentation with the release of "Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie"! Happy birthday #MST3K the movie!
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Open Culture @openculture.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
A Newly Discovered Recording Lets You Hear Delta Blues Legend Robert Johnson in Stunning Clarity
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A Newly Discovered Recording Lets You Hear Delta Blues Legend Robert Johnson in Stunning Clarity
Great swathes of rock music since the nineteen-sixties would never have existed, we're sometimes told, were it not for the recordings of Robert Johnson. Certainly the likes of Keith Richards, Eric Cla...
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Brian Kaylor @briankaylor.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
At Pentagon worship service today, Pete Hegseth again read a violent prayer to bless the Iran war. But this time his prayer was apparently borrowed from 'Pulp Fiction.' I promise I'm not writing for @theonion.com now: publicwitness.wordandway.org/p/hegseth-bo...
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Hegseth Borrows Violent Prayer from ‘Pulp Fiction’ to Bless Iran War at April Pentagon Worship Service
For the second month in a row, Pete Hegseth, who likes to call himself “secretary of war,” read a violent prayer — that echoes a scene in the Quentin Tarantino film Pulp Fiction — during a worship ser...
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Karen Schwartz @pithywidow.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Picture of Artemis II team White House meeting with Biden in 2023
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Aunt Hagatha @aunthagatha.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Count Cyaneyed Pigeon Pope 🪿 @cyaneyed.lol · 12/04/2026
Star trek is so fun. Directly after the super intense episode that's basically "debate club discusses if Data should be allowed to live" we get "Wesley dates a were-bear"
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Laurie Ulster @floobish.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Octavia E. Butler, 1998:
From EARTHSEED: THE BOOKS OF THE LIVING

Choose your leaders

with wisdom and forethought.

To be led by a coward

is to be controlled

by all that the coward fears.
To be led by a fool


is to be led

by the opportunists

who control the fool.

To be led by a thief

is to offer up

your most precious treasures

to be stolen.
To be led by a liar


is to ask

to be told lies.

To be led by a tyrant

is to sell yourself

and those you love

into slavery.
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Too young to be trans but perfect age to be mommy?
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
the year is 2026. you're a jewish american woman. the world leader you most respect is the catholic pope. everything's fine.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
$2 million per ship — to cross a Strait that was free six weeks ago. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/04/06/w...
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