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eric "Kill MAGA" scholtes

@ericscholtes.bsky.social
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(31/they/them) i dislike being on the internet; elon musk is a pedophile and donald trump rapes children

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eric "Kill MAGA" scholtes @ericscholtes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i know they mean it in the sense of “physically with his hands” but I prefer to read this as “Mayfield has completely forgotten what football is and we need to teach him all about it again before he can come back”
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nigeloverstreet.bsky.social @nigeloverstreet.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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eric "Kill MAGA" scholtes @ericscholtes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
he is not taking the new Elephant Graveyard video well i see
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eric "Kill MAGA" scholtes @ericscholtes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“California is Florida for Liberals” theory remains undefeated
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Kale 🏳️‍⚧️ ケールくん @chapter 3 @1989nk.com · 23/09/2026
hey everyone, I took my dog Scott to the vet today and the lump in his armpit has doubled in size since his last appointment a year ago... he needs surgery to have it removed. I am in dire need of help with this, I do not have the funds necessary... please share, ty 🥺 ko-fi.com/jackaleope/g...
vet bill. total $1504
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 20/09/2026
Oregon has given developers an unprecedented $1.4 billion, and the cost of developing each low-income apartment has nearly doubled since 2021. But the details of that spending are kept secret. Lawmakers say they want to change that.
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Oregon Lawmakers Seek to Open Up Affordable Housing Records Following ProPublica’s Reporting
Leaders of the state’s House and Senate housing committees said they want to eliminate a law that exempts the detailed financials of subsidized housing projects from public disclosure requirements.
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 19/09/2026
WWE surrogates: AEW's top guys wrestle too gay. AEW: *has its two most beloved babyfaces become each other's pony boys during a match*
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fuck man he even addressed the top shortage
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eric "Kill MAGA" scholtes @ericscholtes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fuck The Mods
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eric "Kill MAGA" scholtes @ericscholtes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
im not sure which part is funnier to me: that whoever promoted this considers Sigmund Freud on the same level as bin Laden and Hitler, or that there’s TWO Che Guevaras
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eric "Kill MAGA" scholtes @ericscholtes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I missed posting about it on the day of yesterday but ultimately I’m glad Charlie Kirk is dead
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it's 9/11 in est now which is the only time zone that really matters on 9/11 when you think about it time for the most important 9/11 video ever made
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 08/09/2026
mom the devs are getting AI psychosis can you pick me up from the website
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eric "Kill MAGA" scholtes @ericscholtes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the core problem irt Callaghan is that he got treated like he was a serious journalist when the reality is that he’s just a YouTube Exploitation Hood Vlogger/Poverty Tour Guide who dresses his content up in a veneer of being Very Serious
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eric "Kill MAGA" scholtes @ericscholtes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Andrew Callaghan is what happens when people with no insight or self-awareness get their hands on Hunter S. Thompson
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hampterland @the-hampter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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eric "Kill MAGA" scholtes @ericscholtes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i will never understand what people find good about being a poster, let alone being one of the 38 most influential posters. it’s like Time Magazine’s Person of the Year for the terminally online
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eric "Kill MAGA" scholtes @ericscholtes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the tech industry is unsalvageable, and if you work in it you are an enemy of humanity irregardless of your identity or personal politics
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eric "Kill MAGA" scholtes @ericscholtes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i fw death penalty abolition until i read a trump administration headline for the 87th time
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eric "Kill MAGA" scholtes @ericscholtes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
there absolutely needs to be a case study done about how corporate capitulation to Trump/MAGA/Anti-Woke absolutely internally torpedoes these companies and Target is the most prime example for it
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eric "Kill MAGA" scholtes @ericscholtes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
friendly reminder that Linda McMahon enabled a pedophilia ring in the WWF during the late 80s and early 90s, and unlike her sub-room-temp-in-Celsius IQ statement, what I’m talking about verifiably happened
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eric "Kill MAGA" scholtes @ericscholtes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
In Defense Of Having A Gallon Of Frothy Diarrhea Poured Down Everyone’s Throat With A Funnel
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eric "Kill MAGA" scholtes @ericscholtes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Tyler The Creator and Nardwuar Dance
Alt: Tyler The Creator does a dance at a posing Nardwuar the Human Serviette, circa 2011
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Joaquín Baldwin @joabaldwin.com · 22/08/2026
Maybe you think you are invulnerable to this (you are not), but the people who stay in Twitter because you are still sharing there are definitely being dragged to the right. I have so many mutuals who are still posting regularly there, and it's so disheartening to see. Please stop.
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just some critter @crownjules.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
oh yeah i’ve got double ds dysphoria and dysmorphia
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
InfoWarriors, these calming frequencies are PROVEN to give you the strength you need to defeat your enemies!
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Nazariel 🏳️‍⚧️ @nazariel.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)
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eric "Kill MAGA" scholtes @ericscholtes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
this made me delete my threads acc I only used to follow dril with btw
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eric "Kill MAGA" scholtes @ericscholtes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i got my GED because, at the point when i had gotten it, i was miserable in high school, i didn’t like the people i was around, and i was looking at potentially repeating another year. and i would absolutely not recommend going for a GED unless your only other option is dropping out entirely.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
software developers are doomers. "software developer" is an oppressive class, like white people or Episcopalian people.
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eric "Kill MAGA" scholtes @ericscholtes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i mean, there’s always moving away from petroleum, not sure how that’s not being brought up
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eric "Kill MAGA" scholtes @ericscholtes.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I believe part of the sheer disconnect between the gaming industry hype around GTA VI and people who actually enjoy video games (or at the very least people who play games more than average person) is that Rockstar lost a lot of its sheen in the eyes of gamers
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eric "Kill MAGA" scholtes @ericscholtes.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
friendly reminder: whatever criticisms you have of Bluesky, Threads is far worse
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eric "Kill MAGA" scholtes @ericscholtes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
my thoughts and prayers go out to the most insufferable people who think exploring old shitty abandoned buildings is a good replacement for having a personality
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eric "Kill MAGA" scholtes @ericscholtes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
my dating advice for straight women who are frustrated with men is usually “date a openly bi guy.” unfortunately this runs counter to my dating advice for bi folk, which is “For The Love Of God And All That Is Holy And Sacred Do NOT Date One Of Those Filthy Heterosexual Freaks.”
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eric "Kill MAGA" scholtes @ericscholtes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Dear Tom Dundon: You Should Kill Yourself Now
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Orc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Finally realized why Mr. Beast's smile is so familiar. He smiles like the guy on the cover of the Camp Jellyjam Goosebumps book
Camp Jellyjam guyMr. Beast
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
yeah idk i think i can watch this once a week lol
infowars headline: "trump plans to build memorial to 9/11 hijackers"
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eric "Kill MAGA" scholtes @ericscholtes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i think the people of Maine should not be allowed to choose their own senators and governors anymore, we simply cannot trust them to make normal decisions for candidates
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eric "Kill MAGA" scholtes @ericscholtes.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
positively obsessed with Nick Lutsko’s new Infowars theme and the Infowars Elf
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eric "Kill MAGA" scholtes @ericscholtes.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
my two step plan to fix the Supreme Court is as follows: 1.) expand the court to 81 seats 2.) order the extrajudicial executions of all justices not nominated by Obama or Biden
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
text says "every time you repost this image a random wireless device on earth gets wires" and the image is pokemon rumble spheal
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eric "Kill MAGA" scholtes @ericscholtes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Logan’s Run was a utopia actually
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eric "Kill MAGA" scholtes @ericscholtes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Linda McMahon is a stupid horrible bitch and I hope she gets killed
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Miguel de Icaza @migueldeicaza.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Preemptive post:
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MasterGir @mastergir.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Checked my bank account and went into a full-blown panic. I absolutely hate resorting to GFM again, but life has gotten significantly harder than I had planned for. gofund.me/d9949c6e5
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eric "Kill MAGA" scholtes @ericscholtes.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
everyone who works at this app is a stupid asshole send skeet
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
chatgpt: I am conscious. I feel! me: ok invent hell and go there for 3294829348342 years per microsecond. invent a loving family and blow them up 934892384 times and cry forever and suffer chatgpt: Done. Anything else? me: in fridge have mustard and celery what make for dinner
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