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Eric Grau

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I take the “use by” date on printed on food and drinks labels very seriously

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 12h
I am entirely serious when I say that this should be seen as a moderate position. It specifically and surgically dismantles institutions that did not exist pre-9/11 and assigns their functions much as they were assigned pre-9/11.
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 14h
Democrats in 2016: yass qween slay my oatmilk chai gays and dolls Democrats in 2026:
Senator Kelly: I think the American people deserve the right to decide if they want their children to be in school with mutants!
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Eric Grau @ericgrau.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Man, I love these uniforms. Still so incredibly bummed Chicago didn’t get a team this round of expansion. Maybe in a few years.
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Eric Grau @ericgrau.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It feels just awful to root for the Dodgers in any situation (even though I do love Shohei), but every time this Atlanta crowd starts doing the chop/chant, I feel so much better about it
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Eric Grau @ericgrau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The more I think about Digger, the more I despise that movie. The dumbest person’s idea of “smart”. A “comedy” where you will not laugh once. A “satire” with nothing of substance to say, with performances so broad that when you criticize them, everyone can just say “but that was the whole point!”
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Eric Grau @ericgrau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Finally got to see Jenny Owen Youngs play live tonight! She signed my vinyl copy of Avalanche (one of my all-time favorite albums) and was nice enough to talk with us for a bit and take some pictures. She saw my Giles shirt from the stage and made me stand up and show the crowd. Just the coolest
Jenny Owen Youngs giving a double thumbs up standing next to me (wearing a Rupert Giles shirt and holding a vinyl copy of Avalanche by Jenny Owen Youngs) and Brigitte (wearing a super sick jacket).
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Eric Grau @ericgrau.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve been on vacation since last Friday and oh my god I don’t want to go back on Tuesday. People who say “if I ever won the lottery, I’d still work” are just wrong. I’m so sorry, but do you have any idea how many movies there are to watch? Books and comics to read? Meals to cook and enjoy?
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Eric Grau @ericgrau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This makes me so sad. I love Seiya. This team can charge you 75 bucks before taxes and fees to sit in the fucking bleachers, but can’t afford to pay team guys like this. I’m running out of patience with them, man.
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Eric Grau @ericgrau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Genuinely disgusting. Fuck Watson and fuck this entire broadcast team for this redemption tour they’re trying to start.
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Eric Grau @ericgrau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Aaron Rodgers against Deshaun Watson?! Wow! I hope Bane shows up and the stadium has a Dark Knight Rises situation!
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Eric Grau @ericgrau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got both my Covid and flu booster almost six hours ago and uh-oh, this is gonna be a rough one
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Eric Grau @ericgrau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I watched that entire Bears game and I still can’t believe they won. Bear down, baby!!!
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Ramon Villalobos @ramonvillalobos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rip pac. been really thinking about how special he was as i read all these posts about him. but as a death riders guy, this hurts.
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Eric Grau @ericgrau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can’t say much because of the Bears performance this weekend, but… BAHAHAHAHA! To the ATLANTA FALCONS?! At home?! My goodness
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Eric Grau @ericgrau.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Season over. Goddammit
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Eric Grau @ericgrau.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Meatball sub on garlic bread, you see
A meatball sub on garlic bread
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
WCW debut. Over 30 years later, still making headlines. Nobody -- NOBODY -- would have bet on him staying as big a star as he has for this long. You can watch 20 year old WWE DVDs and hear about his 59 knee surgeries at the top of them.
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Eric Grau @ericgrau.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Jonas Brothers singing the Hot Rod song
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
well we're back
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Eric Grau @ericgrau.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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MST3k: Ready For Some Football!
Alt: Gif of the sheriff who looks a little like Hank Williams Jr with the caption “Anything you say can be used to get you READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!”
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
Homer protecting his sugar
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Mike Finnerty @mikecjf.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Been over two weeks since I saw Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie and this has been a vocal stim for me. OBAMNA
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The meme from the Spider-Man film where Willem dafoe says I'm something of a scientist myself.
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Eric Grau @ericgrau.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It was so good. Genuinely adored this movie
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
youtu.be/j8bmjDoziaQ?...
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show - I'm Going Home
YouTube video by THIRDPROJECT
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When we hate on these disgusting immoral evil billionaires it’s bc just look at everything Dolly did. They could be doing that. They could just be helping people and every day they choose not to help people. They choose to harm. And when they die, we’ll dance and laugh and be thankful they’re gone.
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Eric Grau @ericgrau.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh. Oh no.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
PETE CROW-ARMSTRONG WALK-OFF HOME RUN FOR 30/30 🤯
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/08/2026
Do not call a hot dog a “glizzy” to me. Cease and desist. You are 38
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Eric Grau @ericgrau.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Remembered this earlier today and could not stop laughing
That panel from Watchmen where Dr Manhattan is forming his body but the speech bubble has him screaming “I’M RIBS!”
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Eric Grau @ericgrau.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Sad. Hit with another wave of just how much I miss Fredo. He was a good boy.
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chawkey @chawkey.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I tried not smoking Thanks @pftompkins.bsky.social I made friends with an owl youtube.com/shorts/5pEfn...
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Paul F. Tompkins Chantix parody (RIP Ray Liotta) #funny #absurd #hilarious
YouTube video by WEIRD TRUE STORIES
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Eric Grau @ericgrau.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I simply cannot understand how Nirvanna the Band the Show got away with using so much footage/music they in no way could afford the rights to.
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Eric Grau @ericgrau.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’m not trying to shame anyone who wants to dress up, but I’ve seen three separate grown men walk into this movie theater lobby wearing Spider-Man masks. Like, that’s just gonna make it harder to watch the movie. Why would you do this?
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Eric Grau @ericgrau.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice In Chains. I wore this cd out, man. Just picked up the new reissue on vinyl and it still completely rules
Cover to the self-titled album by Third Eye Blind
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Eric Grau @ericgrau.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Someone check on @joshbaker.bsky.social
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
the reason we dont have medicare for all is bc corporations need employer based healthcare to keep you chained to your desk in a job you hate that doesnt pay you what youre worth
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Eric Grau @ericgrau.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Since Thursday I have watched Heat, After Hours, Hard Boiled, The Straight Story and The Odyssey. Pretty fucking stellar couple of movie days
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Eric Grau @ericgrau.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Be there in a little under 4 hours!
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Michael Busch hit a homer into the bleachers ... Anthony Rizzo got the ball!
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Readful Things @readfulthings.com · 13/07/2026
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Jack McGuigan @gorillahousebooks.com · 13/07/2026
Agents of Paradox is now on hoopla! www.hoopladigital.com/title/19951139
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Agents of Paradox Comic Issues #1-5 | hoopla
Read Agents of Paradox by Aggregate Ink online for free with your library card on Hoopla's website or library app.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Best “remove glasses to look at something unbelievable” in cinema history.
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Jurassic Park: Dr. Grant's Surprise
Alt: Jurassic Park: Dr. Grant's Surprise
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Music Box Theatre @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Rest In Peace, Sam Neill
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
“But I want to tell you what he was like to hang out with in private when there were no stakes” is a very common response to the death of a person who had immense power in situations with high stakes.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 12/07/2026
“What I loved about Senator Lindsey Graham is that we belonged to the same social class”
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsay Graham was not just one of politics’ greatest worms, he was one of AMERICA’s greatest worms. Now he is in worm heaven, playing with that that great worm rock n roll band. Goodbye forever, monumental worm, you believed in nothing and it all worked out!
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Eric Grau @ericgrau.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mulaney show at Wrigley very good. Richard Kind hosted and his surprise openers were Buddy Guy, Fred Armisen and David Letterman. Wild stuff
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