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DJ US ARMY RECRUITMENT SUBATHON

@enoch.kim
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thing doer. arcade tech by trade aka @yahooeny livestream ops @stormxleague.com power hungry discord mod @ Missless Fighters Rave music as CND9 🍱 @full-combo-max.bsky.social visit the webzone now more than ever, no allegiance to nation, only to fellow man.

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DJ US ARMY RECRUITMENT SUBATHON @enoch.kim · 7h
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DJ US ARMY RECRUITMENT SUBATHON @enoch.kim · 14h
My coworkers have nothing but good things to say about him so I'm just resigned to the reality that you're either on his good side or his bad side and it gets ugly if you're on his bad side
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DJ US ARMY RECRUITMENT SUBATHON @enoch.kim · 14h
Yeah I'm not gonna tell people what to do with their money but my personal experience with David online is being yelled at and called the r-word by him
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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 15h
Thank you to Costco Connection Magazine for coming up with my new bio
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 18h
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope everyone has a Hussein
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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What the top website that autocompletes for you when you press the letter "L" says about you: Letterboxd - you're unemployed Lego - you're unemployed LinkedIn - you're unemployed localhost:3000 - you're unemployed
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いちは🪴秋例大祭え20b @o18mn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
⋆˙⟡ パチュリー🌙⋆. #東方Project
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kwg @kwg441.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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DJ US ARMY RECRUITMENT SUBATHON @enoch.kim · 28/09/2026
It's really funny that beatmania keeps ending up with leftover systems from other Konami ventures. DJMAIN ran a Motorola 68000 that was contemporary in 1985 (beatmania came out 1997...), Twinkle was a photobooth platform, the LIGHTNING MODEL pcb is base spec from their attempted AERSPEAR PC line...
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黒井ススム @kuroisusumu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
今日はダイパ20周年!🥳 #ポケモン
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ads @aaads.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
おめデトまぞく🥐 #まちカドまぞく #吉田優子生誕祭2026 #シャミ子生誕祭2026
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オランジェル🍊 @orangel-tone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
シャミ子!!!誕生日おめでとう!!!🎉🥐🎉 #まちカドまぞく #吉田優子生誕祭2026
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mel @meltypot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
シャミ子
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Piloswine 🔜 @piloswine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
insane license plate
black utah license plate says “UTAH” in plain white text while the license plate ID reads “OREGON”
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you claim to have never heard Crazy Frog’s “Axel F,” it says more about you than it does Mr. Frog. This about virtue signaling that you are better than entire genres of music, that your friends are not in the custom ringtone game.
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ブザマス @buzamasu0803.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
おめでとまぞく #吉田優子生誕祭2026
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DJ US ARMY RECRUITMENT SUBATHON @enoch.kim · 26/09/2026
What fucking muscle do I have to work on to not make consecutive screenwide slides in maimai absolute hell on my arms
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DJ US ARMY RECRUITMENT SUBATHON @enoch.kim · 25/09/2026
mfw this is basically the plot of the telltale series
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
thanks for 20 million views on spoken for!! a scribble (*not official) 1/2
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026
jennifer, in her ignorance, demonstrating how the pivot to attacking trans rights extends from the loss on gay marriage. like she sucks and it’s right to make fun of her but she actually did pick this turn of phrase up from “same-sex marriage” i am positive
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DJ US ARMY RECRUITMENT SUBATHON @enoch.kim · 25/09/2026
You saying my brains is like the Wii?
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lex luddy needs a nap @lexluddy.xyz · 24/09/2026
In light of today's reporting.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Still one of the greatest contributions that homestar runner ever made to culture at large is this image
The good graphics!!!! Still from homestar runner
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Chris Kerr @kerrblimey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Had a few of these in my time, usually demanding I remove sentences like 'Bobby Kotick has been accused of enabling harassment at Activision Blizzard' from stories covering the publisher during his time at the helm. Truly, the actions of someone with no skeletons in their closet.
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Micaela “grossly unremarkable balls” Deitz @dykedeitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
annual reminder that Bobby Kotick threatened to sue me and my college paper for an essay I wrote about him donating $4 mil to the university, which he only knew about because his daughter went there too and had her feelings hurt
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DJ US ARMY RECRUITMENT SUBATHON @enoch.kim · 24/09/2026
I don't know if the industry would be in a better place if he never existed. Maybe some other cretin would take his place. But he sure was that cretin.
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Chris Bratt @chrisbratt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In recent years, the media has quietly begun to change the way in which it writes about Bobby Kotick, the former CEO of Activision Blizzard. PMG investigates how Kotick used the threat of defamation to reshape his legacy in the games business, one article at a time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKwp...
youtube.com
Inside Bobby Kotick's Campaign Against the Press
YouTube video by People Make Games
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Mat Piscatella @matpiscatella.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I really don't think consoles should have arms. Or hit. Or have arms and hit. Well, now that I think about it, if I could hit it back, then, well, maybe. But if we allow consoles to hit, what's next? We cannot afford a console uprising.
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The Cutting Room Floor @tcrf.net · 24/09/2026
Howdy folks! Here's our writeup on the DDoS from last month: blog.xkeeper.net/the-cutting-... Thanks for your patience while we worked to get this out!
a chart from the linked post, showing our server's traffic stats over the last 30 days, annotated with various details. see linked post for full details
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown theonion.com/vacationing-man-excite…
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown
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DJ US ARMY RECRUITMENT SUBATHON @enoch.kim · 24/09/2026
Jesus christ
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doro @dorothree.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me when im asked what launch title im getting for my ps4
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DJ US ARMY RECRUITMENT SUBATHON @enoch.kim · 23/09/2026
Was trying to playtest a walking dead pin i was working on and i drained in the left gutter within 30 seconds 3 balls in a row
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DJ US ARMY RECRUITMENT SUBATHON @enoch.kim · 23/09/2026
I'm being persecuted
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Tom Aznable @tomaznable.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was clearing out old screenshots on my phone and found I'd preserved my favorite Twitter exchange of all time
User A:
My Hero Academia will be revealing a new Key Visual for its' TV Anime 6th Season in Weekly Shonen Jump Issue #25.

User B replies:
It's either gonna be Peak, Garbage, or Mid
There's no in-between

User C replies:
Mid is the inbetween?
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🦑オニーカ🦑 @chuunioniika.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nanobreaker (Konami, 2005)
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根菜🥔 @konsai-san.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
いつまでも大好き
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
frodoitsdone.gif www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjPR...
youtube.com
I Tested Every Cruise Line to Find the Least Evil
YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis
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ルヒカ @ruhika.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
当日はこの布ポスターが目印です
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ルヒカ @ruhika.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
例大祭で頒布予定グッズ色々! ブランケットとスリーブは単品頒布、デッキケースとストレージBOXはセット頒布ですが余ったら単品もアリマス
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DJ US ARMY RECRUITMENT SUBATHON @enoch.kim · 21/09/2026
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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DJ US ARMY RECRUITMENT SUBATHON @enoch.kim · 20/09/2026
High chance they don't own the rights to those versions
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Jan Ochoa @janochoa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
that's a buzzball
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DJ US ARMY RECRUITMENT SUBATHON @enoch.kim · 20/09/2026
Unfiltered ultra-low resolution shadow maps kinda pop ngl
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 20/09/2026
WD-40 transdermal patches. (personal use only)
A photo of a box of 8 transdermal patches of WD-40, with an unopened patch folder. The box is blue with the WD-40 logo, noting it's Lubriquel petroglidate 120mg - Helps reduce friction, supports smooth movement, for stiff or creaky joints and is long lasting with discreet support.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
raxkingisdead: you wouldn’t correct a joke

Isaac (proud small hat wear...)
um, actually, this is wrong. I would.

Killer Cyborg
Right?
Have done many times.
LOT of people tell jokes wrong, and/or base jokes on misinformation rather than humorous exaggeration.little bill from boogie night about to kill himself
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danielroe @danielroe.dev · 19/09/2026
don't be nice.
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Don't be nice
Sometimes, it's more important to be good than it is to be nice.
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