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𒀭𒂗𒆠 ENKI ][e

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𒀭𒂗𒆠 ENKI ][e @enkiv2.bsky.social · 1h
Random link from the archives: "The Lego Synchro Drive | Hackaday" web.archive.org/web/20260217123139/… originally retrieved Tue 17 Feb 2026 12:31:39 PM EST
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𒀭𒂗𒆠 ENKI ][e @enkiv2.bsky.social · 10h
Random link from the archives: "Center for a Stateless Society » Reclaiming the Anti-Fascist Roots of Libertarianism" web.archive.org/web/20210316123229/… originally retrieved Tue 16 Mar 2021 12:32:29 PM EDT
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Jesse and the Purple Crayon … of Death!! @misctakes.com · 18h
This shows that we're already in the "too big to fail" stage, people just aren't saying it in so many words.
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Naraka Final Ghoul @eris.anarchogoth.rip · 18h
i will kill again
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 17h
Spirit sex is better than no sex 🤷
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𒀭𒂗𒆠 ENKI ][e @enkiv2.bsky.social · 14h
Random link from the archives: "Ragel State Machine Compiler" web.archive.org/web/20190404102907/… originally retrieved Thu Apr 4 10:29:07 EDT 2019
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𒀭𒂗𒆠 ENKI ][e @enkiv2.bsky.social · 18h
Random link from the archives: "THE PLATFORM: Is It Deep or Dumb? - YouTube" web.archive.org/web/20200619143610/… originally retrieved Fri Jun 19 14:36:10 EDT 2020
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𒀭𒂗𒆠 ENKI ][e @enkiv2.bsky.social · 19h
It's up there with Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf in terms of great psychologically-accurate depictions of horribly unhealthy relationships & I think not literally making much sense is a key part of that
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 19h
I enjoyed the dialogue not making sense sometimes. "Promise me something." "Anything." (Random words.) "I promise."
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AJ: A Mario Bava Film @ajmacready.bsky.social · 20h
I was fucking fascinated by the idea that she threw up a phone. And before I saw it, I caught a still in Fango where it DID kinda look like the loops of a phone cord coming out of her mouth. Imagine my surprise when I actually see it and realize nope, that's her intestines. Whoops
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AJ: A Mario Bava Film @ajmacready.bsky.social · 21h
A kid was telling me all about this movie (which he called GATES OF HELL) on the bus to school one morning. About how a priest killed himself, opening said gates. Then a lady threw up a phone (her guts, actually). I could not fucking believe it. I was in. It was second grade; I was 7. The 80s, baby.
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 20h
I just watched Possession (1981) starring Sam Neill. I don't know what the hell that was. I did watch it though.
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𒀭𒂗𒆠 ENKI ][e @enkiv2.bsky.social · 20h
Congratulations on the rite of passage! Now you have the secrets of the sisters fate and chance, who <unintelligible European muttering>
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𒀭𒂗𒆠 ENKI ][e @enkiv2.bsky.social · 21h
People who wanna call it super intelligence are probably going to be confused when I continue to call it a character frequency distribution model
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𒀭𒂗𒆠 ENKI ][e @enkiv2.bsky.social · 23h
Random link from the archives: "The Gentrification of Consciousness" web.archive.org/web/20220118181817/… originally retrieved Tue 18 Jan 2022 06:18:17 PM EST
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𒀭𒂗𒆠 ENKI ][e @enkiv2.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Random link from the archives: "" web.archive.org/web/20171020093931/… originally retrieved Fri Oct 20 09:39:31 EDT 2017
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𒀭𒂗𒆠 ENKI ][e @enkiv2.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Random link from the archives: "" web.archive.org/web/20220209092256/… originally retrieved Wed 09 Feb 2022 09:22:56 AM EST
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Ernie Smith @ernie.tedium.co · 09/10/2026
My last name is Smith, but I am not a blacksmith. Today’s @tedium.co ponders the concept of nominative antideterminism, or when your name doesn’t match your life. tedium.co/2026/10/09/n...
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Nominative Antideterminism: The Irony Of An Off-Key Name
Why some people fail to live up to their names, and whether or not that’s actually a problem, or simply just a latent form of irony.
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Sean Connell @slcpgh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Especially as we aren’t getting any of the cool parts of the fascist apocalypse.
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AJ: A Mario Bava Film @ajmacready.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
John Carpenter made ESCAPE FROM LA thirty years ago. I see this and think about the Mutants of Beverly Hills. How could I not? All the satire I grew up with is getting straight lapped by real-world evil and it fucking sucks out loud honestly
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𒀭𒂗𒆠 ENKI ][e @enkiv2.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Random link from the archives: "Metadata: Paper review. IPFS: Content addressed, versioned, P2P file system" web.archive.org/web/20180214183002/… originally retrieved Wed Feb 14 18:30:02 EST 2018
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𒀭𒂗𒆠 ENKI ][e @enkiv2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Random link from the archives: "" web.archive.org/web/20230829163512/… originally retrieved Tue 29 Aug 2023 04:35:12 PM EDT
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𒀭𒂗𒆠 ENKI ][e @enkiv2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
a PRNG over a map does not require $30/mo even if you pretend the PRNG is 'quantum'
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𒀭𒂗𒆠 ENKI ][e @enkiv2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
a PRNG over a map does not require 0/mo even if you pretend the PRNG is 'quantum'
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𒀭𒂗𒆠 ENKI ][e @enkiv2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
when i found out randonautica requires a paid subscription now i think i verbally shouted 'no'. why is every cool idea immediately eaten by capitalism
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JC @jamescurcio.com · 09/10/2026
That Guy Fucks (derogatory)
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Jeremy O'Kelley @jeremyokelley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's like when those conservative accounts are like "Actually, the ancients thought big dicks were bad and stupid."
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🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison @anitmata.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What's New, Pussycat? Kill, Kill!
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𒀭𒂗𒆠 ENKI ][e @enkiv2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Honestly, anyone who thinks "has a lot of sex" is a criticism is not worth taking seriously on a whole spectrum of only semi-related subjects
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Jeremy O'Kelley @jeremyokelley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it's hilarious he thinks the group of prudes was a "sex cult." that crowley had so much sex was what they hated about him.
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𒀭𒂗𒆠 ENKI ][e @enkiv2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Guy Who Thinks Dennis Wheatley Wrote Nonfiction was not on my bingo card lol
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Memento Morlys 🍉 @aardwyrm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
y'all remember that (sourceless in a "read it somewhere" kinda way for me) that the writers in captain planet weren't supposed to risk insulting anyone actually doing the polluting so all the villains just wanted to destroy the environment for fun and clout
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𒀭𒂗𒆠 ENKI ][e @enkiv2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fuckin hate these automated coding interviews "Here's three hours; write an air traffic control system from scratch; you aren't allowed to look at API documentation for any libraries" Guess I'm not building yer killer robots guy, I can't produce the volume of BS a language model does
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Combine 2 Film Titles 2 make a New Film. Fire Walk with Me, Myself & Irene
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Semiotic Stochastic, purveyor of sick beats @mitdasein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Empire Records Strikes Back
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Semiotic Stochastic, purveyor of sick beats @mitdasein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Last House Party on the Left
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Semiotic Stochastic, purveyor of sick beats @mitdasein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Devil in Bridget Jones
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𒀭𒂗𒆠 ENKI ][e @enkiv2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Messiah of Evil Dead Trap 2: Hideki's Revenge
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Spooky Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Using AI just to “torture” it is still using AI! It’s still using power and water and resources! It’s the anti-AI equivalent of conservative influencers buying a bunch of stuff from “woke” companies just to destroy it. They still got your money dude!
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𒀭𒂗𒆠 ENKI ][e @enkiv2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The computer vision theft detector on the self checkout flagged me with three false positives today. Poor woman had to stand beside me scanning her card every half minute.
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𒀭𒂗𒆠 ENKI ][e @enkiv2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They are definitely intentional
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𒀭𒂗𒆠 ENKI ][e @enkiv2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Band name of the day: ordeal mechanism
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Markoff Chaney @markoffchaney.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Markoff Chaney @markoffchaney.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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𒀭𒂗𒆠 ENKI ][e @enkiv2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The boots you lick will stomp you too, but not in a kinky way so why even bother
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𒀭𒂗𒆠 ENKI ][e @enkiv2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anime of the season
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Naraka Final Ghoul @eris.anarchogoth.rip · 08/10/2026
in the past, if you had hypergraphia, the written word version of pressured speech - a compulsion to communicate every thought as it enters your head - then you'd be some manner of eccentric, the greatest author of the age, or invent a sawdust boat. now, you're a fucking Poster.
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Klaster Chaosmos @klasterchaosmos.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Banned Books Week .. may I add ... a burned book to the list? The Mass Psychology of Fascism — Wilhelm Reich, 1933 Seems quite topical, these days, especially when considering its demise during a previous authoritarian episode. #psychology #history #fascism #bannedbooks #burnedbooks #booksky 🔥✨ 🫴
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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
since SUSPIRIA is a token “well yeah but besides that too” kind of answer, probably MESSIAH OF EVIL. I was lucky enough to first see it on a film print sometime in the 2000s and have been chasing the dragon ever since
A young woman, seen in shoulders-up closeup, stands in a room whose plants and pillows blend disorientingly with the city street scene that stretches across the wall behind her. A man stands on the painted street, hands clasped together before him and his head tilted in seeming curiosity.
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Butlerian Jihadist of House Dornick @shimminykricket.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Harvard just dropped a study AI productivity in software engineering and it found the average increase in productivity from using Claude code is.....zero and for exactly the reasons you'd think fion.ac/jellyfish.pdf
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