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Dumbfuck Chaotey

@magickalrod.bsky.social
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Unfortunately a real person. Total lowlife. Illuminaughty.

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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 11h
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Octopus of Love
YouTube video by The Holidays from Seattle - Topic
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The Bangles - Hazy Shade of Winter (Official Video)
YouTube video by TheBanglesVEVO
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 13h
There's something wonderful ...
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Age of not believing
YouTube video by scififanattic
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 13h
The cool thing about lexapro is now i just want to trust someone enough to manage my finances and make-out a bunch. 🤷‍♂️
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J. BOO!👻ma @broccoliwizard.bsky.social · 14h
“Failed pregnancies are trending, experts say” as though this is something happening on Instagram instead of an unspeakable tragedy for which humans are to blame.
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J. BOO!👻ma @broccoliwizard.bsky.social · 14h
Ah yes, the Ancient Greeks were famous for their “nationalism.” Remind me: what “nation” did Ancient Greece consist of?
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 13h
What can I say? He loves my feet!?!
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Sylvia Plath Bot @sylvia-plath-bot.bsky.social · 14h
Tilted and disparate, and always unstable.
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 14h
It's kinda wild but also somehow comforting to have casual, small talk conversations about how Climate Change is real, we've not done nearly enough about it, and how we're all fucked, especially younger generations because of it. Chatting with the delivery guy while I checked it in at work today. 🤷‍♂️
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Fred Andersson @homosatanis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I believe imagination is the most important thing we have, next to empathy of course. It’s the answer to everything, the smoking gun of existence.
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Im not saying im using MMORPGs as therapy but...
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Whose your favorite backhanded compliment auntie? Or passive-aggressive inlaw? You know, the well meaning one who just can't help but be insulting? There's someone at the edge of my brain i just can't quite place...
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My brain to my cats parasites
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you're back
ALT: you're back
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Everyone's like oOoOh!Beware Toxoplasmosis like I haven't been missing that worm bitch in my brain.
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My cat
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My resume is long and varied. I've delt in Silver and Steel. Prophecy and Flesh. Worry. I cannot See.
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lol! Me as Climate Change happens and everyone squabbles about the Ideal Democrat.
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Sondheim's Into The Woods - Your Fault & Last Midnight
YouTube video by Some Days You're Barbra
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thing are getting...Muerte...
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NewHairSelfieMania!!
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What to do if your friend is sad
1) DRESS THEM
IN A COOL
JACKET
2) REMOVE THEM FROM THE PERSON OR LOCATION THAT IS MAKING THEM SAD
3) LOWER
THEM
SLOWLY
INTO THE PIT
"farewell"
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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The Bangles - Hazy Shade of Winter (Official Video)
YouTube video by TheBanglesVEVO
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The seasons turn Days darken We reflect the environment Ecstatic
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Moody Blues - Tuesday Afternoon (1970)
YouTube video by MoodiesFan
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've hung catnip above my front door. I don't know why, or what this means, It just felt right.
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So many of my mental problems have been improved by getting a cat.
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One weird thing about me, wherever I've been a WoW player, since Darkmoon Faire has started, there is this cave down the southeastern coast. I go there and start a fire and chant my Goddesses names and dance in a virtual ritual of devotion in Azeroth.
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
FartMeister Birdhunter, Esquire, got a replacement lure for the one he destroyed.
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't get how people get into dysfunctional relationships. Like, I'm trying! Wtf am I doing wrong?
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Smokin weed Drinkin vodka Making prophecy
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Jay & Silent Bob: 15 Bucks Little Man Song
ALT: Jay & Silent Bob: 15 Bucks Little Man Song
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Alanis Morissette - Season Of The Witch
YouTube video by Cornerstone Recordings
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nickforbrains 🏳️‍🌈 @nickforbrains.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m sorry what table now?
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The first nightmare I remember having is like a silent one shot scene of the Jolly Green Giant, like 7' tall with a bloody axe over his shoulder, standing at the top of our stairs, and i knew he had just decapitated everone else in town and now was here for us.
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Elsa Mars Performs "Is That All There Is?" - Scene | American Horror Story: 13 | FX
YouTube video by FX Networks
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you were going to up your carrot cake game into something extraordinary, how would you do it? I have thoughts but am looking for inspiration. Looking at you @snowintheair.bsky.social @melanatedmagus.blacksky.app @nickforbrains.bsky.social 🤷‍♂️🤘🙏
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Baked a potato. Letting it cool while cook a ham steak. Then I'm gonna twice bake that tuber.
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I impulse bought a pine scented candle when I was at DollGen earlier and its been years since I burned one and its getting fucking nostalgic up in here
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pshaw!
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You know that scene in movies where someone is carrying groceries in a paper bag and it rips and their stuff spills all over? That's what my brain feels like today. Just mentally picking up my tomatoes and ice cream off the pavement.
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm in a Not Biting My Fingernails phase. I kinda love how they feel, How they sound, The click on a counter and Screen. The feel of scraping the detritus from beneath them.
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Dumbfuck Chaotey @magickalrod.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's this or a Mazada. Why wouldn't I dissociate?
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