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Fat Enby Can’t Dance

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36 year old fat queer who needs to get back to writing! Come to me for shitposts, kink retweets, wrestling shitposts and depressing takes on politics. With jokes.

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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 6h
NEW: The head of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops has issued a statement firmly condemning plans to livestream the execution of Nidal Malik Hasan. Archbishop Paul Coakley calls the decision “a barbaric promotion of a culture of death and must be reconsidered.” www.usccb.org/news/2026/us...
United States
Conference of
Catholic Bishops
READINGS
WASHINGTON - Yesterday, the U.S.
Department of War announced that the firing squad execution of Nidal Hasan, the man convicted of killing 13 people and injuring 32 at Fort Hood, Texas in 2009, would be publicly livestreamed. Archbishop Paul S. Coakley, president of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops issued the following statement sharply condemning the decision of the U.S. government:
"It is with shock and great sorrow that I have learned of the Department of War's decision to publicly livestream the execution of Nidal Hassan. Our God is the God of life. In no way can Hassan's actions be condoned but this decision is a barbaric promotion of a culture of death and must be reconsidered. The word of God exhorts us: 'do not repay anyone evil for evil' (Romans 12:17). The public execution even of one who has done grave harm will only further undermine the moral fabric of our nation and be a blight on the conscience of its people.United States
Conference of
Catholic Bishops
READINGS
"It is with shock and great sorrow that I have learned of the Department of War's decision to publicly livestream the execution of Nidal Hassan. Our God is the God of life. In no way can Hassan's actions be condoned but this decision is a barbaric promotion of a culture of death and must be reconsidered. The word of God exhorts us: 'do not repay anyone evil for evil' (Romans 12:17). The public execution even of one who has done grave harm will only further undermine the moral fabric of our nation and be a blight on the conscience of its people.
"I pray for the intercession of Our Lady of Good Counsel that we as a nation may always choose life even in the most trying times and circumstances."
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 22h
An ICE officer shot and wounded a man today around 4:00 in Manhattan. Exact details are still coming in. I'm not seeing any further information other than that the man is at a hospital now.
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Furo (Fluffy Grape 🍇) @furody.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ils seront détruit par la bête qu'ils ont créée.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
FUCK YES. This is the energy, morality, and courage that I expect from leaders. Unbelievably brave.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
JON STEWART: “So in the FUTURE we WILL use A.I. to cure diseases… but right now it’s mostly murder, surveillance, and surge pricing for the McRib — What a trade! I’m getting the sense you guys might be full of shit.”
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
as a journalist and editor who has worked at several large publications, this policy is insane.
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RRC | Roland @ RH 🏓🪽 @rolandreturns.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
he had that shit on
an image of Robot Detective K, a man dressed in a red suit jacket with white pants, as well as a yellow hat, shoes and gloves. He's standing in front of a car. A green hill is seen behind him.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Naomi Klein Is Spot On.......
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Justin | 陳國榮 @justinckw.com · 01/10/2026
Greco-Roman knuckle lock to a dōjime sleeper hold attempt was nice from Mox! #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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LCV – League of Conservation Voters 🌎 @lcv.org · 28/09/2026
There has never been an American administration so committed to destruction and making life worse for all living things.
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Trump officials move to dismantle key protection for US endangered species
Fish and Wildlife Service memo calls for change in what it means to ‘take’ an endangered species
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Alexye @oldbabyyoda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Absolute Martian Manhunter
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Bone Tower @bentobitt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you loved the new #residentevil film, you should check out my new game live in Kickstarter. www.kickstarter.com/projects/163...
kickstarter.com
Zero Hour
Tactical Survival Horror TTRPG
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Aki 🔜 pawcon @akimanedwolf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
overdid it just a tad…
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 26/09/2026
please...for my birthday...like to charge, repost to cast...
tmnt logo saying this could be the day it happens
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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morticia toastems @toasty.cx · 26/09/2026
green text on a black background reminiscent of an old computer terminal from the days before graphical user interfaces

the text reads, in all caps:
Technology used to be cool, but now it's owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. But there are transsexual furry hackers out there, still fighting the good fight
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the most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 25/09/2026
friend just sent me this
smoke asking “y’all opening for ed sheeran?”

remmick responding “SIR”
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 24/09/2026
"A little bit of crime." #AEWDynamite
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Ted McCormick @tedmccormick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
amazing how far things have to go before the party of saving democracy is willing to talk about maybe “trying” to “defund” an ethnic cleansing project the state has institutionalized
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know “haha funny furries” but that’s a sitting US Senator standing next to a podium labeled “Transgenderism Is A Mental Disease” so I’m not really sure all these cis people should be crackin’ up here
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
GOD OF LIBERATION
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Haradoshin! 🐛 @haradoshin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Giant stoner skunk is stinky, more at 11 🦨 Comm for darkpardus on Instagram!
A fat face commission of a large blue skunk. Their face is surrounded by rolls of fat
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 20/09/2026
fucking has to be done ritualistically for it to be a sex cult, otherwise it's just sparkling straight polyamory
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Fat Enby Can’t Dance @enbydionysis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m kinda reaching a point where every optimistic opinion I hear about politics needs to be replied to with a vicious bitchslap. Not because optimism is wrong, but… It feels like y’all jinxing it because nothing but terrible shit keeps happening. I don’t blame optimists, but…
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Larry and David Ellison are trying to take over CNN, which Trump has just banned from the White House. While the major TV networks have banded together in solidarity with the banned outlets, the billionaire family that owns CBS and is seeking to buy CNN hasn't issued a statement.
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 20/09/2026
Today at the Broadview ICE facility outside Chicago: Dozens of ICE agents violently confronted protesters, deploying chemical irritants on the crowd. Multiple people were injured. No arrests were observed.
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Courtney/Lucy 🍉 from the river to the sea @magicalgurll.com · 17/09/2026
when you make a typo in the group chat
A photo from Stardom, a Japanese women's wrestling federation. Perfectly centered is a woman on her knees leaning forward against the ropes. Five women in fun, colorful, sparkly outfits are all mid-air launching towards her to deliver flying kicks to her back, lined up close to each other and about to land their attacks all at once.
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
well we're back
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Val @ BOO! Goes the Bride (of Frankenstein) @valwrites.ca · 09/09/2026
9/11 jokes are the ultimate rent lowering gunshot. You don't have to find them funny. You just have to accept that no one can make more of a mockery of those people's deaths than the war in Afghanistan lol. Bush got me beat bad
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🧠 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/mind-body-84972760
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Blue states are not safe for trans people because the ones doing the most direct, day-to-day harm to the trans community are not rabid Trumpists but the centrists and liberals cutting deals and following orders.
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Protomen Quote Bot (ACT III OUT NOW) @hoperidesalone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'M SO TIRED OF GIVING UP, I'M SO TIRED OF GIVING IN. YOU WAKE UP KNOWING THINGS SHOULD CHANGE, NOT KNOWING WHERE TO BEGIN.
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ez “dyke ghoulfriend” @ezrez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
hey, they introduced me to MF Doom and Bob Odenkirk, so they got that going for it, and they helped popularize anime in America, but are they still relevant? Idk I don’t really watch broadcast television anymore
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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 04/09/2026
"I don't want your justice where innocent people have to die"
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player
HUNTER CORNMAN

Apple-cheeked blond oaf

Usually hits .218 but turns into Ted fucking Williams whenver he's facing your team

Attended Robert E. Lee-Strom Thurmond Secondary in South BiscuitvilleDAX DONK

Perpetually damp-looking ambidextrous sidearm knuckleballer with 0.95 ERA

Acquired by the Rays for $500 out of the Boat Repair Technical College of Alaska

The moment he’s owed real money he will be traded to the Yankees for a stack of scratch-off tickets
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AEW On TV @aewontv.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
In one of the hardest hitting battles we’ve ever seen In front of his friends, family, and fellow countrymen Will Ospreay is your NEW AEW WORLD CHAMPION! #AEWAllIn London showing why this is where the best wrestle
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I think it's bad that the Democrats' House leader is having secret chummy meetings with a guy doing a domestic ethnic cleansing operation and funding a genocide abroad, then spending his entire week going on cable news to complain about a lefty Twitch streamer who nobody knows. Sorry for offending.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is what the growth of surveillance is going to bring. Not safety from crime, but new, non-criminal acts redefined as criminal so as to give the police an excuse to exercise power. local12.com/news/offbeat...
local12.com
Police request public's help to find suspect who picked up $30 off ground in Walmart
A police department took to social media and asked the public to help them identify a suspect who found $30 on the ground in Walmart.
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SPLITMANTRA// @splitmantra.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I heard Spider-Man was beating up fascists at a rally and thought that was rad. Never give up hope in a world that makes you think there’s none left. Someone’s fighting for you, even if they’re wearing spandex. #spiderman #spidermanart #splitmantra
Spider-Man fighting against men who are seen as oppressors
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Seth Skorkowsky @sskorkowsky.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My favorite part of Han's outfit is the 3 little pockets for Nos chargers so he and Chewie can do galaxy gas in hyperspace. Even after all these years, Star Wars remembers its 1970s roots.
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Ellie Noire @smellienoire.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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phi @phosphorus-phi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
trapped in my skin #art
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Picture of Brian with the text: 

Treat your body like a data center 
Piss off the local HOA 
Consume as much literature and water as possible 
Attract an array of bugs 
Trick fascists into psychosis
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IggyMaid @iggymaid.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
RTA in Japan, a Japanese speedrunning event similar to AGDQ etc. has a list of situations that result in disqualification Among these are rules like no sexual content or adults only rated games but then a blanket ban for any Harry Potter games Source rtain.jp/submission-g... Alt text within image
screenshot of japanese text, rough translation shows this is a list of cases where your speedrun will be disqualified including: playing adult only rated games by the ESRB or CERO ratings boards, the manufacturer disallows streaming of the game, romhacks are not allowed, harry potter games are not allowed, videos with errors or missing content will be disqualified, likewise for videos that cannot be played, or evidence is given that you're not the one playing it.
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 20/08/2026
Where's the Earth-shattering kaboom? #AEWDynamite
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Andy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 18/08/2026
CLAUDIO vs EDDIE #AEW
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Michael Scott: Oh My God, It's Happening!
ALT: Michael Scott: Oh My God, It's Happening!
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Saaya⛧ @saayacore.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Oops, my skirt fell off~
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