emmylou sugarbean @emxlymargaret.bsky.social · 17/01/2026lol cool i love being hacked and extorted 120
emmylou sugarbean @emxlymargaret.bsky.social · 31/12/2025shocker, the person with a blue lives matter flag on their car can't drive for shit 030
emmylou sugarbean @emxlymargaret.bsky.social · 31/12/2025maybe don't use AI to make my friend's boobs bigger if you can't handle me wishing a death threat idk 1442
emmylou sugarbean @emxlymargaret.bsky.social · 31/12/2025happy new year's eve i'm locked out of twitter for 12 hours again 010
Reposted by emmylou sugarbeanj @dyke.bsky.social · 17/11/2025bro's cup doesn't even runneth over 😂😭 0171
emmylou sugarbean @emxlymargaret.bsky.social · 18/11/2025depression can't hit a moving target or whatever 150
emmylou sugarbean @emxlymargaret.bsky.social · 18/11/2025the birthday blues will throw me into the ground and curb stomp me every time 040
emmylou sugarbean @emxlymargaret.bsky.social · 22/01/2025i could really use those group screaming outside sessions that peaked during covid 010
emmylou sugarbean @emxlymargaret.bsky.social · 14/01/2025if you don't think my jokes are funny i'm so sorry because that will not stop me. i am the only audience member i need. 030
emmylou sugarbean @emxlymargaret.bsky.social · 14/01/2025brunch had great lighting what can we say 050
emmylou sugarbean @emxlymargaret.bsky.social · 06/12/2024fell asleep on the couch with an unlit joint in my hand. really reaching my peak aggressively fast. 090
emmylou sugarbean @emxlymargaret.bsky.social · 05/12/2024getting "deny, defend, depose" as a cunty tramp stamp 0262
Reposted by emmylou sugarbeanGhost Prole @noyeahforsure.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Hardest edit I’ve seen so far 181739184
emmylou sugarbean @emxlymargaret.bsky.social · 01/12/2024men who give me money for coffee on the internet hold a special place in my heart 040
emmylou sugarbean @emxlymargaret.bsky.social · 30/11/2024one thing about me is i'm GONNA have a headache 082
Reposted by emmylou sugarbeanDana <3 @durnerd.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Identifying as a ‘boy mom’ should be in the DSM-5 1121
emmylou sugarbean @emxlymargaret.bsky.social · 28/11/2024making stuffed mushroom dip for thanksgiving if you even fucking care 2100
Reposted by emmylou sugarbeanflamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 25/11/2024eating sequins to get my sparkle back 59226
Reposted by emmylou sugarbeanelle🧚🏼♀️ @emileeray.bsky.social · 26/11/2024just some christmas pics of my cat to cleanse the tl 1191
Reposted by emmylou sugarbeanSarah Everett @goddammitsarah.bsky.social · 26/11/2024my employers have an expectation that I will do any meaningful work between now and january 2nd and that is very fool's paradise of them 41279
Reposted by emmylou sugarbeanabout a cayce in the kinki region @cayce.zone · 25/11/2024wake up babe it's crab tureen, 1736-95, artists in Jingdezhen, China 151257313
emmylou sugarbean @emxlymargaret.bsky.social · 26/11/2024how long until the too woke friend gets mad at you for eating lunch with your family on thursday? 020
Reposted by emmylou sugarbeanFlavius Valens @flaviusvalens.bsky.social · 25/11/2024AVAILABLE. Dyed on a Night Channels shirt. Comfort Colors Large tag size. Measures 21.5" x 28.5". 85 shipped, DM to acquire 🫡 1124
emmylou sugarbean @emxlymargaret.bsky.social · 26/11/2024i use bluesky like an underwhelming standup comedian performing entire sets in an empty bar 3120
emmylou sugarbean @emxlymargaret.bsky.social · 26/11/2024they put me in charge of planning the boston marathon. i'm thinking of having it in like, philly this year 030
Reposted by emmylou sugarbeanjort harrison @crip.es · 26/11/2024when i worked at circle k we had to lock up the beers at night because they came to life once 955441541
Reposted by emmylou sugarbeane l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 25/11/2024shooting myself in the head at work, call that glocking out 0369
Reposted by emmylou sugarbeanRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 25/11/2024Expensive dates aren't appealing. Just take me to a park. We can hang out near some old statues. Strangers can throw bread at us. Maybe, we'll fly south for the winter. That's romance, baby. 221698249
emmylou sugarbean @emxlymargaret.bsky.social · 26/11/2024thanksgiving dares to answer the question of "what if dinner was lunch?" 051
Reposted by emmylou sugarbeanjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 25/11/2024i've been in line to vote for bernie for over 8 years 44214673
Reposted by emmylou sugarbeanTheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 25/11/2024This needs to be said, loud, and often. 21959222525691
emmylou sugarbean @emxlymargaret.bsky.social · 26/11/2024these are a large part of my tiktok for you page and i am not sorry 000
emmylou sugarbean @emxlymargaret.bsky.social · 26/11/2024it's me and my three domestic terrorist cats against the world 010
Reposted by emmylou sugarbeanJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I think I’m going to start carrying around a parasol and saying “you forget yourself, sir” when someone says something uncouth 451758198
emmylou sugarbean @emxlymargaret.bsky.social · 25/11/2024when moana released on netflix after theaters i watched it two more times back to back 020
emmylou sugarbean @emxlymargaret.bsky.social · 25/11/2024no i'm not mad, why would you think im mad i am totally fine 020
emmylou sugarbean @emxlymargaret.bsky.social · 25/11/2024i remember when i had interests and hobbies. the Before Times 1111
Reposted by emmylou sugarbeancharlie 🎃 @shanyabug.bsky.social · 24/11/2024love that my favorite hobby is video games but im also incredibly bad at playing video games 28872331165
Reposted by emmylou sugarbeanBlue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Don’t wanna brag but I already started my holiday weight gain. Keep up losers 😉🤗 3855343
emmylou sugarbean @emxlymargaret.bsky.social · 25/11/2024"fiscally conservative, socially liberal" i will burn you alive in your bed 070
